Rice Poll

btw the true underdog of all the rice is broken rice

dayo read the poll text I know there's a ton of diff. rices, "you left out __________" is the "Jesus wasn't born in December" of poll complaints

tittwis sushi rolls made with brown rice are an abomination

but aerosmith, you left out broken rice

I'm eating black rice this April to celebrate Jesus's birthday thank you very much.

'smati

bought a 10pound bag of brown basmati just the other day

that reminds me, i need to go to costco and get one of their hueg sacks of rice

btw I'm not voting in this poll, rice is king of all staple foods and to take sides between diff. types of rice makes you a poor citizen of the kingdom

arborio

that is a mean trick, aero

xp

DAYO OTM

The first time you have brown is such a joy

arborio

ban

voting a short-grain rice over a long-grain rice is the rice equivalent of mass murder

p sure that's how Khmer rouge got started

otm

i only regret that i have but one life to live for short grains

Mussolini...a huge fan of arborio rice

if your rice doesnt stick, youre probably sick (mentally)

short grain...insane...in the membrane

short grain is ok for a rice pudding, I suppose

or a lil dish called risotto

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: risotto is overrated

ty; i was too scared to say it but i agree! maybe i have never had the good risotto but idgi

my friend made good risotto once but I think it was good because of the parmesan and the cream

I've had risotto adjudged good by ppl & food critics but it's always struck me as a dish for people who don't really love to chow down

maybe if you made risotto with basmati it would be good

it does strike me as a proper pinkie-up foodie dish for Americans to wax eloquent about tho

i like rice but w/risotto i'm always like 'this would be better with pasta'

I think people just like cooking a rice grain that looks like translucent, unpolished ivory

when you're eating risotto you're eating TEETH

I've had risotto adjudged good by ppl & food critics but it's always struck me as a dish for people who don't really love to chow down

― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, November 6, 2011 4:34 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what does this even mean

company I worked for back in the day had some event catered and mushroom risotto was the vegan thing they gave me and I was like ~in my mind~

thats nice sweetie, can u just get me a plate of dal and basmati thx

but they were FANCY I guess

"risotto" can describe a huge number of dishes--i mean at its core its just creamy rice and cheese--and then u add whatever u want--i dont really see how that can be a thing to dislike--for that matter it is a seriously hearty food--so i dont understand this "not for ppl who chow down" situation

thank u for not listing king rice, tho

vegan risotto does not sound good 2 me

good thing I've never been vegan

fuck all yall

rice + cheese is weird for me conceptually. unless it's paneer. potatoes and cheese and pasta and cheese--there's more surface area to the starch to absorb the cheese, maybe?

wait you're vegan m bison? don't you live in texas???

i have the same reaction as you when i eat risotto, m bison. i'd rather be eating curry and basmati. /ethnic pride

yes and yes, iatee

i don't like risotto either! like i can eat it but, it's so wet and sloppy

everyone would rather be eating curry and basmati beause indian food is objectively better than italian food

I don't know why risotto hasn't joined the ranks of 'dated' food such as rice pudding, bread and butter pudding and fondue.

I like risotto fine ftr it's just kinda...arborio is actually not particularly good rice (that's why you gotta force a whole lotta liquid & flavor into it to really be able to do much with it) and a small scoop of risotto goes a long way toward satisfying your need for the dish. whereas as a good pilao you can really get messy w/

can't believe i'm saying this, but i think those cuisines are pretty evenly-matched

rice + cheese is weird for me conceptually. unless it's paneer. potatoes and cheese and pasta and cheese--there's more surface area to the starch to absorb the cheese, maybe?

― horseshoe, Sunday, November 6, 2011 4:44 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark

totally. the milk of a cow and RICE?

I am against ridulously-specific kitchen items like mini-pie makers, waffle irons, steamers just for eggs, all that crap.

But my benchtops get the toaster, espresso machine**, kettle and Sodastream. The cupboards store the stand mixer, rice cooker, and I have a combo blender/food processor (one stand, blender and FP can be swapped out on it).

The microwave has its own spot on a seperate small island bench thingy.

**The espresso machine is a really narrow form factor, I'm not covering half a bench with a giant Gaggia or anything, its one of these:
https://dam.delonghi.com/600x600/assets/223683

Oh and to wind it back to the subject of the thread! Despite all I said about rice cookers and instant pots, I too prefer to cook my rice on the stove, in one specific old stainless steel pot Ive had since the 90s that does it perfectly.

stoves are really good for cooking a lot of things

the refrigerator stopped working years ago but the freezer is just about cold enough to refrigerate food for like 5 days. Your cue to post OS Mutantes YT itt, James Redd & The Blecchs.

til that i don't know how to cook brown rice

Weirdly psychotic energy itt

pretty sure the secret is to chant "brown rice" in a whispered tone while charlie haden plays a sick bass line

Rice Poll

Weirdly psychotic energy itt

― ian, Wednesday, May 24, 2023 9:13 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

seriously. i sort of avoid food threads because no one ever will change their mind about anything but i wish i had been in here talking up bomba rice

I reiterate that the sautée in ghee brown rice technique I recommend above makes some of the best rice you will ever eat

don’t even need to scroll up, I have you saying arborio is “for people who don’t really like to chow down” in response to max’s write-in burned into my brain

Brown rice is why I'm not a vegetarian. I tried being one as a teenager and every book was like "bla bla with brown rice" and I hated it so much I gave up.

My mistake in hindsight was buying british hippy cookbooks, but anyway.

i'm not exactly allergic to ghee but very much ghee-intolerant. just the smell of it makes me instantly nauseous. one of my friends relentlessly proselytizing for ghee as a magic elixir (he's a bit of a 'new age healer') has not helped. especially since i was standing in his kitchen as he prepared some during one of these sermons.

i mixed long and short grain brown rice with wild rice, i think each variety required a different cooking time and water ratio. after cooking it in a covered pot with a measured amount of water didn't work out, i boiled it like pasta for a couple of minutes and strained it with acceptable results. i'm a basmati guy anyhow, rice blends aren't worth it.

I LOVE wild rice (which isn't actually rice) but we're talking 45 minutes there and it's expensive

lol k3v

Slight off topic but whats the deal with ghee? I keep a tub in the fridge, but its thusly impossible to use as it goes rock hard.

I read South Asian ppl just keep it on the bench in runny form, but wont it go rancid like butter would?

i keep it at room temp, lasts forever

I keep it in the fridge and have developed various techniques with spoons and knives for getting what I need but yes it should keep at room temp for a good while

i think because many of the dairy solids aren't in there it lasts sort of like oil would?

I once threw out some extremely dodgy looking ghee, it had been hidden behind other stuff at the back of a kitchen cupboard for at least a few years though. It keeps fine on the shelf for months ime

Huh ok I will try keeping it room temp. I like the flavour of it compared to just oil in my curries.

I'm still trying to perfect my curry base masala (the whole spices/onions fried down/garlicginger paste/tomates and spice powders/fry into pasty sauce step). I cant get it quite right and I think cooking down the onions/using more than I am might be why.

But! That is not a rice topic.

ime temperature doesn't turn butter rancid, exposure to air does

oh and cooking brown rice is mostly just adding extra water in the rice cooker, also brown rice is delicious

made fried rice last night with leftover brown rice, grilled chicken + green onions. didn’t touch the ghee jar :-(