RIP Justin Bieber

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. . . and maybe the subject of every future justin bieber song.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

That's the best recommendation for The Hold Steady if there ever was one

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 5 November 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

apt name too

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

According to Us Weekly, the young couple is still going strong; a rep for the actress/singer tells the magazine that Gomez and the embattled Bieber have not broken up.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber the embattled Bieber

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

The embattled Bieber has a Bieber batallion.

your way better (Eazy), Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

Bieb-seeking missile

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

will the BieberBaby be blissfully blessed with Bieber's musical genius?

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

Hope this culminates with a BIEBER BIEBER BABY OH! headline in the Post

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link

BIEBER BABY LADY, OH! for an article about the mommy might be better actually

da croupier, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

the embattled bieber and gomez show

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/aIP7y.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

Last night I had a dream where I watched the trailer of a movie that was entirely premised on the idea of Justin Bieber going around in alligator skin cowboy boots and kicking guys in the crotch (subsequently in the dream I debated whether it's more effective to kick with the toe or with the curve of the ankle for a cleaner scoop, which is actually a pretty legit debate)

Virtual Bart (EDB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 08:35 (twelve years ago) link

Assault with a slightly feminine weapon.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

if they're cowboy boots, a reinforced and sharp toe is the right way to go

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i think i liked him better as a shitty 13-year old

Estimate the percent chance that a whale has ever been to the moon? (frogbs), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

RIP jbiebs, he was allergic to cherry kool-aid

techno pink (reddening), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

Tyler Shields is such a hack.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m22gzxlxmx1qk7pano1_500.jpg

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 April 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...
five months pass...

Bieber apologized to the crowd for being sick, but the crowd didn't seem to mind too much and cheered him on throughout.

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

Aw what a pro

let's keep this board about feet, please. (latebloomer), Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

argh. sorry, here's the right URL: http://www.extravaganzi.com/1-million-justin-biebers-head-made-of-gold/

davey, Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

davey is that you

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 8 December 2012 21:47 (eleven years ago) link

yes mr. grady, i am here.

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

this golden bieber head was my grady bat-signal. i knew you'd come. ^o^

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

i spotted you on your third post.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit, how did you reply so fast! you must have a notifications thingy i haven't seen yet... or something. i am new here.

davey, Sunday, 9 December 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

everyone meet davey.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

hey davey

max, Sunday, 9 December 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hiello daaaaaavey

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 December 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

hi davey. nice to meet u.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 11 March 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

more like tokin weeder

ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

this euro tour had really been a goldmine of unbeliebable moments

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 25 April 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZ0ojbkrmc#!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link

does Kevin Smith no Cee-Lo stole his jorts

Beiber has become such a douchey looking guy, like even more than I would've expected he was gonna.
Never ever say "I'm an artist and should be taken seriously"
He's basically Joffrey.

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

there's a whole tumblr devoted to that premise iirc

is he getting a lot of boos?

he has this slack-jawed thing going, it's not going to help him with the whole "I'm an artist and should be taken seriously" thing

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link

also, use other words please, as mark s used to say

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link

this guy's flameout/addiction+rehab period is gonna be so ugly

yeah whatsup with the booing

flopson, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

the bieber nude pictures have made me reconsider having potential sons circumcised.

dylannn, Monday, 20 May 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

i think the booing explains his reaction, otherwise he's just preening

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Monday, 20 May 2013 22:11 (ten years ago) link


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