Transport in London is shit

i discovered the 272 bus on Saturday altho i didn't go on it (but i'd like to).

o to live in a place where 15 minutes waiting for a bus is a long time

but then u would be complaining like us. you would become the very thing you DESPISE.

The London Underground Victoria line will close early between Mondays and Thursdays from 4 February until late November 2008....

Passengers using the line after 21:45 will be asked to use alternative routes while overnight work takes place on a major upgrade of the line.

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/corporate/media/newscentre/7197.aspx

It's been like this for a lot of 2007 (from July through to November)- and no doubt this means it's going to be up the creek at weekends as well.

I missed out on Dr C's gig last night because the Hammersmith and City was out west on Kings Cross because clearly no one wants to do anything at the weekends.

"Full details of weekend closures will also be publicised nearer the time."

Seemed okay to me last month, although I chuckled every time the lovely voice announced that the Victoria line does not stop at Victoria station.

The "No smoking ANYWHERE on the underground" lady pisses me off. I wasn't gonna smoke, stop telling me off!

Ed there's more than one way out west!

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLU/C5117~Way-Out-West-Posters.jpg

as much as i'm down with the message, these horrible mascots really piss me off

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/together-for-london-RHbanner.gif

should've drafted in natalie dee

I want to hunt and kill the staff of TFL today. I got a £20 fine last night because the station I was going to didn't have a fucking Oyster reader, unlike every other station before it. I have zone 1-3 card but this was 1 bastard stop into zone 4. Just my fucking luck etc.

figure on the left is based on blueski, surely?

should've drafted in natalie dee

^^^xkcd dude could have spoke to the children with these drawings. And then said something funny about wireless routing.

something about the faces is really patronising. i guess the whole campaign is really.

The cinema advert is horrid, and lasts about four hours.

I got a £20 fine last night because the station I was going to didn't have a fucking Oyster reader

Can you get it back? That's really their fault surely.

They nabbed about 4 other people saying the same thing as me, and basically said tough shit it was your responsibility to check before you travelled, so probably not. I'm going to appeal though, cos it's bollocks really.

Which station, out of interest? I didn't think there were many without these days.

Wood Street. Apparently the Oyster readers stop at Walthamstow Central, where I usually get off, but I had to go to the doctors, so I went on 1 more stop. Honestly didn't know it was in zone 4, but I have prepay on my Oyster anyway so tend not to worry about such things normally.

Yeah that is absolute bullshit.

I think you're all cynical bastards and that the adverts are quite cute. I don't have to stare at them every day though, so I guess the annoyingness doesn't quite seep into me.

they remind me of Love Is... urgh

Useless revenue protection staff - it's not that there isn't an Oyster reader at that station, it's that Pre-pay on NR is far from prefect, and is only valid as far as Walthamstow Central.

It's a complete mess, I found this map the other day which is useful in seeing where Pre-Pay is and isn't valid on National Rail (almost used overground there, which leads to more confusion, ie the 'overground train' in colloquial use, and the London Overground which is the North London Line and other ex-Silverlink Metro services - this has its own set of Pre-Pay anomalies too!). They should either introduce total Z1-6 Pre-pay fares on NR, or none at all. Having bits of lines here and there is just stupid.

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/assets/downloads/tickets/oyster-PAYG-08-01-02.pdf

That's lousy, Colonel. Surely the point of penalty fares is to nab people who were trying to dodge the fare. What is wrong with just getting you to pay the extra station? (rhetorical question)

Thanks for the map, Bocken. I'm baffled as to why I'm not allowed to use PAYG at my station, Hornsey, on the line north of Finsbury Park, but can use it for stations south of FP on precisely the same line...

In truth CP probably ought to have swotted up on his zones beforehand but then we have to remember that the point of penalty fares is to raise revenue for the Olympics Transport for London.

Those fascists that march through the carriages in gangs of four with their big bastard coats on are worse than fucking muggers, bouncers and traffic wardens put together. They contribute nothing good to the world.

There were about 10 cops standing around at Walthamstow Central when I finally got home just doing fuck all, why weren't they out catching real criminals, eh, eh?

Everytime I go through there now I expect to be stop & searched.

Choob STRIKE

because of what madonna said?

"This dispute boils down to properly trained Tube staff wanting to post lolcats instead of working."

I blame Mackenzie Crook

"This dispute boils down to properly trained Tube staff wanting to post lolcats instead of working."

LOL this is me RIGHT NOW.

Okay this is way cool:

http://onabus.com/

That is cool. Acknowledges a big gap on the TfL site.

It'd be cooler if:

a)they had a cross-referenced index of all the buses and all the stops, so if I want to get to, say holloway road, I don't need to go to journey planner first.

b)I had an iphone or whatever; it's obviously aimed at mobile internet users "on a bus".

Or if you could compare more than one route at the same time.

what's it meant to do? nothing's happening...

One or two people at work have had the same problem. It displays a Google map plotting the bus route in question in a useful kind of way.

Except it doesn't work on two mobile phones I just tried it on. I'm calling useless.

wow that is awesome. i bet it definitely works on an iPhone..

hmm, it thought a 73 went from Upminster to Tilbury

it's obviously aimed at mobile internet users "on a bus".

i.e. "onabus.com"

Doesn't work on a Blackberry either, you just get a list of bus stops which can surely be of no real use to anyone.

I was hoping the photos would be view from the top deck

Yeah I checked the 73 route, that's a funny one! x-post

next step from that being videos of journeys end to end xp

It thought a C11 was some sort of coach service from Kent too, but there's a list of other routes below the stops list. Not ideal.

I was hoping the photos would be view from the top deck

I noticed google maps now has a thing where it shows locations of photos (presumably in picasa?) and wikipedia pages on the maps now.

No photos/Google maps coming up on my view either EPIC FAIL