OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

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horse_ebooks is kind of the funniest just because of the picture of a horse

@Horse_ebooks Horse ebooks
Are Ghosts a Hallucination? * Are Ghosts the Creation of a Discarnate Mind? * Are Ghosts a Dream? * Are Ghosts Telepathic
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BARTSIMSON_REAL is really bad

hate a sargeman

COWUBRANGO

agree that BARTSIMSON has fallen off but that early first run of 20 tweets or so is k-classic

I think he jumped the shark when he started posting youtubes and imgurs and tumblrs

weren't there some real good 53% ones also

There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel

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yeah def, it's like a buoy flickering in the night, or a satellite that keeps on emitting messages long after the human race has annihilated itself in nuclear holocaust

Should've stopped a long time ago, much like the television show The Simpsons.

HOOS while you're conversing with the library of congress can you ask them if they'll accept COWUBRANGO

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my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

but whats so beautiful about the ebooks network is that it wouldnt matter

bartsimson_real fell off pretty hard once it started going into storylines but the first couple dozen are as dayo says k-classic

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pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid

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@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere
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awesome

totally remembering a Denny's commercial that aired once with a black actor saying some stuff and the message was essentially "Denny's: we no longer discriminate against black people"

http://f.e-library.net/covers/19009.jpg

lol silby are you talking about when they got THE JEFFERSONS to be in a commercial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZatrSDeNKg

no but that's amazing

dril and the rest of the SA tweeters love to fuck w/ corporations on twitter

may I recommend this fine, SA forums-related (but not too closely) - http://twitter.com/#!/J_Chastain less abstract / more popculture referencing than others mentioned here, but still really good (also - love his comics to death)

i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual

i do follow that dude already tho

why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?

I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

hors(e_e)books

my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

is zizek_ebooks real?

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that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi

feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'

also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more

i am frankly baffled at the idea that one could possibly connect horse_ebooks with any sense of "reality" or authenticity

also it is hilarious that there are rumors about a noise-generating SEO-spam twitter intended to help a website sell ebooks about horses

http://www.mrdestructo.com/2011/09/downfall-of-horseebooks.html

mobutu sese seko otm

yeah I guess! there were two people I follow talking to each other about how "thom took over horse_ebooks" not like "what's happened to it" but "lol our friend got it"

*shrugs* i mean if a guy is praying to allah five times a day but doesnt believe in god is he a muslim?

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aerosmith otm

fyi im writing a novel about horse_ebooks where one character "takes it over" and finds himself slowly being turned into a horse_ebook

the climax of the novel is when he becomes 1 with the horse_ebooks energy field and reaches a higher plane of consciousness

self-publish that shit on the kindle store for $1.99 and I will buy it

I don't even have a kindle

i hope u make it available in portable document format

i am going to live tweet it