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#weswelkerwouldnt

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

I hope he gets ejected from the team immediately. I really don't think I can handle cheering for a team that will look the other way when this kind of thing happens. I'm not from Pittsburgh after all!

Moodles, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

story sounds crooked to me. not that i can't imagine a football player groping a woman in a club.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

Then of course after the '90 season, Tom came here and I went to Cleveland, so we haven't been together since then but we've had, whether he was there or in Jacksonville or in New York or I was in Cleveland or I was in wherever I was before coming back here, we've always maintained a good friendship.

i love that coach bill hates the jets so much that he can't even stomach to acknowledge he was there. he's the greatest *swoon*

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

the coach's art of pretend forgetfulness

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 November 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

So are the Pats now a "finesse" team?

Moodles, Thursday, 3 November 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

wes welker u are a pa-treat-o

PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

gross

horseshoe, Sunday, 6 November 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

u mad?

PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link

just jealous

horseshoe, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 7 November 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

this team has all of the hallmarks of a 10-6 team that misses the playoffs, and that only thanks to the soft second half schedule. i don't think a pats team under bb has ever been bad in quite so many areas. maybe having a position coach and no one as your coordinators isn't the paradigm redefining genius that no one thought it was, although they have a gen-u-ine ST coordinator and that might actually be their worst phase of play. but playcalling has definitely exaggerated the crazy personal issues.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

they just kind of suck

call all destroyer, Monday, 7 November 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

i just think they straight up have no talent on defense -- wilfork and mayo and chung are pretty great, but you could make an argument that no one after that (except maybe mccourtney) should be starting for a team that has super bowl aspirations. they absolutely cannot rush the passer and they can't cover anyone. and of course those two issues exacerbate the other. they've really screwed up the draft.

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

i think ras-i dowling is gonna be pretty good, but obviously he's hurt

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 01:20 (twelve years ago) link

but there's been so many pass rushers in the past two drafts and the pats just haven't picked any of them except for jermaine cunningham but he's not a 10 sack a year guy

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 November 2011 01:21 (twelve years ago) link

he's also been totally invisible this year which is a running theme with their defensive draft picks

call all destroyer, Monday, 7 November 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

reiss at espn (who is v understated about it if he ever says anything critical) has said a number of times that maybe belichick could use a sounding board as far as making decisions in the draft.. i mean, it seems to me they have had a lot of the same issues since late 2007

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 7 November 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

cunningham has been a healthy scratch last couple games. pass rush has been better than last year but coverage has been worse. andre carter is doing well, spikes is effective when they rush him the DTs. belichick is notoriously particular about his linebackers being versatile, which has left them with some dudes who can do everything ok, eg ninkovich, while deftly avoiding more one dimensional players like clay matthews.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 November 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

"Hey, Rex, Belichick is better than you," the fan screamed to Ryan, who was walking off the field and into the locker room tunnel with the rest of the team.

"Shut the f--- up," Ryan yelled back.

Ryan could be subject to a fine by the league or the Jets.

am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:37 (twelve years ago) link

Ryan's counterpart, Bill Belichick, also reportedly used profanity after the game. According to the New York Post, he told his son during the postgame celebration: "Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league" and then used a vulgarity.

The league won't investigate that because it was in a private conversation, the spokesman said.

am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

I believe the exact quote was "Thirty-seven points on the best defense in the league. Suck my dick!"

Moodles, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

i think ras-i dowling is gonna be pretty good, but obviously he's hurt

― J0rdan S., Sunday, November 6, 2011 8:20 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

he just needs some time in the lazarus pit

The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Monday, 14 November 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

genuine lol at that

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

andre carter seems like a cool guy

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

yeah he does

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

So if I keep my son cranking away at piano lessons does he have a shot at becoming a defensive lineman for the Pats?

Moodles, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

kyle arrington currently 3rd cb in afc pro bowl voting

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 17 November 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0110/nfl_a_belichick_gb1_668.jpg

bffs

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:34 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahah omg

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

pats ppl check out the belichick press conf from yesterday if you have 20 mins spare. bill feeling good, in talking mood.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

what in the...

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

oh come on that's totally self-explanatory

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

love this:

http://i42.tinypic.com/8yzwxw.jpg

brandon spikes with bob k

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

<3
brandon spikes is one of my favorite players on this team.

also: Suggs and Gronk wired for the afc title game

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/09000d5d8265c595/Sound-FX-Ravens-vs-Patriots-first-half
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-films-sound-efx/09000d5d8265c8ff/Sound-FX-Ravens-vs-Patriots-second-half

rob gronkowski is having fun

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

https://p.twimg.com/AkV4LISCMAAdu3_.jpg

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3hQB9x-WQ5g

Moodles, Monday, 30 January 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

Let's try that again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hQB9x-WQ5g

Moodles, Monday, 30 January 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

gronk handling suggs in that first half video was pretty sweet

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

START GRONKING

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

realized nbc has the super bowl this year - i wonder how many times they'll ask rodney harrison to comment on a certain play. of course they already ran through it once in his first year on sunday night football, when he made it a point to explain that the breakdown in the defense there was that asante samuel was out of position

harrison just said that based off of what happened this year, he'd trust eli in the fourth quarter more than brady

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

lolz at scruggs
"THE WHITE TIGHT END! THEY AMERICAN EXPRESS BOY! DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!"

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

My favorite quote from the Gronk video:

"We'll be Gronkin': Just taking whatever you can and slamming it on the ground hard as you can. It's just like drilling for oil."

Makes me think we are about to see a revolution in US energy policy.

Moodles, Monday, 30 January 2012 15:07 (twelve years ago) link

excellent work by jackie! we've been hearing about this for years with few specifics.

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 January 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, that's a good read.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 17:34 (twelve years ago) link


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