dirt bag style

i licked it :(

1 Farfisa VIP-200R organ
1 Hartke bass amp (w/ SWR cab)
1 Roland JX-3P synth
1 Fender Rhodes stand (stolen)
1 mic stand (held together by elaborate duct tape construct)
1 bag w/ mic, cables, pedals
1 sleeping bag
1 very small beanbag chair (note: not previous peed on)
1 half-eaten bag of cashews
4 empty once-upon-a-time weed baggies
2 empty, crushed Sparks cans (herro officer)
1 pair of dirty underwear (boxerbriefs)
1 once white, now yellow/brown t-shirt (smells of mildew)
1 spilled coffee mug (floor of back seat [why was it back there?])
3 cds (tuatara - breaking the ethers, ween - the mollusk, bjork - vespertine)
1 discman (bought 1998 [older than my son])
2 Transformers (Jolt & Reverb [Decepticon mini-con team])
1 note in the boy's handwriting "Dear Dad, you smell. Love, Artemus" (Artemus is my nephew)
1 lonely, empty White Castle box
various stains and detritus

i just got home to brohio and my apartment smells like a basement. i'm not sure why but it could be mouse turds that i can't see. also i didn't wash my sheets before i left (i didn't think they were that dirty anyway) so my room smells like a gym locker and my hott landlord just had to come over because the gas got turned off so i had to tell him it smelled like mice or basements and i'm afraid he thought it was me. also my stovetop was incredibly dirty because that's the one thing i fucking HATE to clean (it just doesn't get clean, all that baked on crap). i'm pretty sure he didn't mind that but i hate when people might find out you are a dirtbag.

once i left some dirty dishes on the counter and didn't wash them because the sink was clogged for a couple days and after it got fixed i got really really busy and had no time to clean them and they got fruit fly eggs in them :( i've learned my lesson, though

The best case scenario places it at December 15th (2006).

Huh.

I'm not making this any better for myself, am I?

BEDROOM HALF OF APARTMENT COVERED IN DIRTY CLOTHES. NEED TO WASH SHEETS AND TOWELS TOO. FEBREZE NO LONGER WORKING.

BATHROOM SINK COVERED IN FINE LAYER OF FILTH. ALSO HAIR.

MY KITCHEN SINK KEEPS GETTING STOPPED UP AND VOMITING WEIRD GROSS WATER AND GUNK.

BIRD POOPED ON MY JACKET. I CLEANED IT OFF WITH A WET NAP.

Come back when this is bi-annual and you will be awarded black belt in dirt bag style.

fifth degree.

no drop-off service near you??

i have been cleaning, and not just staring at piles of stuff but dismantling them, catharsis style.

i did some serious cleaning this weekend and expected to finish re-arranging my apartment but instead i've gone back to throwing laundry all over the place and letting dirty dishes pile up while i have things like dismantled bookcases and piles of cds and armchairs sitting in the middle of rooms.

i did eat taco chips and chipotle salsa for breakfast though

it's like $3 more in the end! so worth it

but yeah inevitably they'll mess it up sooner or later

fell asleep fully clothed on my couch last night, but somehow that doesn't seem all that bad anymore.

-- be home by 11 (dr.carl.saga...), January 30th, 2007 12:15 PM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin)

i have lost track of how many times this has happened recently (but on my bed, cause i don't have a couch)

You probably have your own rice-cooker, too, doncha.