Steve Jobs RIP 1955-2011

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calling his life "the piece"? cold

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

but... it was so artistically done

dayo, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

anyway I don't see what's wrong about ending someone's eulogy with their hopeful last words

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

context matters: he was being shown exclusive pictures of the iphone 7

iatee, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

I guess if I were writing his eulogy and I had that piece of information available to me I probably wouldn't use it to end the piece because opportunistic ppl on the INTERNET would be able to use it to make fun of him xp

dayo, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

:|

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Just noticed daringfireball.net is back to background-color: #4a525a :drudgesirens:

James Mitchell, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

I hadn't been moved by his death till I read that eulogy, and I find OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW pretty great last words. Puts me in mind of "My God, it's full of stars"

Alba, Monday, 31 October 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

If there had been an ugly computer in the room he could have gone the Oscar Wilde route

Mayne of Fules (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

'oh wow' pretty moving to me.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

i hope if the last thing out of my mouth before i die is something that's barely even words like "oh wow" that people will quote whatever coherent sentence that preceded that as my 'profound last words'

mylo & xylotis (some dude), Monday, 31 October 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

Intubated, when he couldn’t talk, he asked for a notepad. He sketched devices to hold an iPad in a hospital bed. He designed new fluid monitors and x-ray equipment. He redrew that not-quite-special-enough hospital unit.

dang

J0rdan S., Monday, 31 October 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

more absurdist than impressive

iatee, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah

J0rdan S., Monday, 31 October 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

there was a thing online recently from a nurse where it said that perhaps unsurprisingly, last words are more often than not queries/concerns regarding using the bathroom facilities. "i need the bathroom" or words to that effect far outweighed any other kind. that's only um, natural i guess :/

piscesx, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

it seems like it would be hard to judge when exactly you are gonna be dying

iatee, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

like even if you have some killer last words prepared, you're still gonna need to pee...

iatee, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

'oh wow' pretty moving to me.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:50 (7 hours ago) Bookmark

^^
what a moving eulogy. poor guy.

Local Christian Blues (schlump), Monday, 31 October 2011 10:58 (twelve years ago) link

maybe he was looking beyond his family to the restroom, and thinking "oh wow, I'm never going to make it over there"

mh, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

imho, everyone's dying words should be freely made fun of on the internet

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

Most funerals I've been to are a good mix of reverence and levity.

mh, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

IT IS ACCOMPLISHED

omar little, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.stevejobsthelostinterview.com/

am0n, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

jesus just put it on youtube dog

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

"Robert X. Cringely" (not his real name) is way too big a fan of himself for that

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

or release it on imax

conrad, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

it's a VHS transfer; it'd look pretty silly on imax

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

fuck you

conrad, Friday, 11 November 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

D:

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

The book is ace. I was expecting gushy worship of the bloke but it's not that at all. Very much a profile of a businessman. Huge (I'm only halfway through it) but also very entertaining.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 November 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

wait is he still dead?????

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think he dies at the end

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 November 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

I bet the Woz did it

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

real genius: the steve jobs story

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/25/Real_genius.jpg/220px-Real_genius.jpg

am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

I had no idea Steve Jobs and Mona Simpson were siblings! Weird.

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

But I thought you knew everything [/alfred]

Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

sorry

Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

I had no idea Steve Jobs and Mona Simpson were siblings! Weird.

― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Monday, November 14, 2011 10:47 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark

in all fairness, neither did they

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

MONASIMSON_REAL

am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

Think Jobs was listening in on my Sunday School when I was six:

But what I've always felt that a team of people doing something they really believe in is like is like when I was a young kid there was a widowed man that lived up the street. He was in his eighties. He was a little scary looking. And I got to know him a little bit. I think he may have paid me to mow his lawn or something.

And one day he said to me, "come on into my garage I want to show you something." And he pulled out this dusty old rock tumbler. It was a motor and a coffee can and a little band between them. And he said, "come on with me." We went out into the back and we got just some rocks. Some regular old ugly rocks. And we put them in the can with a little bit of liquid and little bit of grit powder, and we closed the can up and he turned this motor on and he said, "come back tomorrow."

And this can was making a racket as the stones went around.

And I came back the next day, and we opened the can. And we took out these amazingly beautiful polished rocks. The same common stones that had gone in, through rubbing against each other like this (clapping his hands), creating a little bit of friction, creating a little bit of noise, had come out these beautiful polished rocks.

That's always been in my mind my metaphor for a team working really hard on something they're passionate about.

http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/11/11/steve-jobs-the-parable-of-the-stones/

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

yo thanks for the link

markers, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

I work at a software company, Apple products are great, but I don't want to be one of those rocks!

lukas, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Moral: when a scary-looking guy says "come on into my garage I want to show you something," follow him

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol AA

dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DyuvZ.png

ILU, Jedward. Never change.

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Friday, 18 November 2011 12:17 (twelve years ago) link

And people think I'm irreverent

mh, Friday, 18 November 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2C2oCsrqcM

yo mh this looks good

markers, Friday, 18 November 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link


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