Why Kobe must strike other players in face?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_WRuXPfT8w

kobe's last HS game

man, can see why he was drafted straight out of hs

dayo, Saturday, 29 October 2011 13:49 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

EL SEGUNDO, Calif. -- Kobe Bryant saw Serge Ibaka's below-the-belt hit Sunday on Blake Griffin and thought that some retaliation was in order.

"I probably would have smacked him in the mouth," Bryant said after the Los Angeles Lakers practiced Monday. "I would have dealt with the pain after."

brimstead, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:35 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/QUZ05Bl.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 17:38 (six years ago) link

kobe did 9/11

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 17:38 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Heh I watched one of those five minute Kobe Is Dirty Player youtubes a few days ago and was like Damn, forgot that dude is a str8 bastard cheap shot artist. Then began to realize that all the players he was cheapshotting were dudes like Barea, Battier, etc., and felt like Kobe understands that he was put on the court to be a cosmic justice sheriff.

Call me Shitmael (CompuPost), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 12:06 (six years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 14:07 (six years ago) link

have no problem imagining kobe thinking of himself that way

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 14:07 (six years ago) link

six years pass...

cosmic polyglot justice sheriff

“He was talking Slovenian,” Doncic said after the game. “So I was like ‘Who’s talking my language?’ I looked over and I was truly surprised.”

Bryant is said to be able to speak several different languages and is fluent in Italian and Spanish. He spent most of his young life in Italy after his NBA-playing father moved his family to the country to continue his professional basketball career. Bryant is also said to have learned Spanish so he would be able to better communicate with Pau Gasol when he joined the Lakers.

Portland Trail Blazers center Jusurf Nurkic, from Bosnia and Herzegovina, told ESPN in March he was surprised to learn that Bryant briefly spoke in his language. “[Bryant] actually said a word in my language,” he said. “I’m I was like, ‘I didn’t really hear right. He can’t speak my language!’ Then we go back and forward, and he goes again to [shoot] free throws. And he repeats that! It was [a] curse word! I was like, ‘I’m pretty sure he said that!’”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 21:12 (one month ago) link

who else thinks the lakers will take out san antonio in the first round?
― dan, Monday, March 26, 2007 11:33 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I wouldn't be shocked esp. if the Lakers are healthy.
― Alex in SF, Monday, March 26, 2007 1:29 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

wow lol owned

peloton for the painfully alone (m bison), Monday, 30 December 2019 21:25 (one month ago) link


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