Steve Jobs RIP 1955-2011

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This image makes a lot of sense now.

http://www.clickcommunications.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Young-Steve-Jobs-.gif

lukas, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 30 October 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link

that was great.

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 October 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

Uninvited to the ball, he drove the third or fourth iteration of his same black sports car to Next, where he and his team were quietly inventing the platform on which Tim Berners-Lee would write the program for the World Wide Web. parked in the handicapped spot unrepentantly.

dayo, Sunday, 30 October 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

"Why didn't anonymous apple employees call the cops and get it towed over and over again. Would've been hilarious."

i think i read somewhere that old buddy wozniak did just that, and it apparently was hilarious!

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 30 October 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

OH WOW. OH WOW. OH WOW.

― James Mitchell, Sunday, October 30, 2011 3:04 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark

this was a great obit but can't help that this ending was the textbook definition of bathos

dayo, Sunday, 30 October 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

you are criticizing the dude's last words? cold

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

just saying it didn't work so well to end the piece that way

dayo, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

but you can also think that I am pissing on his gravestone right now, I don't care

dayo, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

calling his life "the piece"? cold

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

but... it was so artistically done

dayo, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

anyway I don't see what's wrong about ending someone's eulogy with their hopeful last words

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

context matters: he was being shown exclusive pictures of the iphone 7

iatee, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

I guess if I were writing his eulogy and I had that piece of information available to me I probably wouldn't use it to end the piece because opportunistic ppl on the INTERNET would be able to use it to make fun of him xp

dayo, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

:|

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Just noticed daringfireball.net is back to background-color: #4a525a :drudgesirens:

James Mitchell, Sunday, 30 October 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

I hadn't been moved by his death till I read that eulogy, and I find OH WOW OH WOW OH WOW pretty great last words. Puts me in mind of "My God, it's full of stars"

Alba, Monday, 31 October 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

If there had been an ugly computer in the room he could have gone the Oscar Wilde route

Mayne of Fules (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link

'oh wow' pretty moving to me.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:50 (twelve years ago) link

i hope if the last thing out of my mouth before i die is something that's barely even words like "oh wow" that people will quote whatever coherent sentence that preceded that as my 'profound last words'

mylo & xylotis (some dude), Monday, 31 October 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

Intubated, when he couldn’t talk, he asked for a notepad. He sketched devices to hold an iPad in a hospital bed. He designed new fluid monitors and x-ray equipment. He redrew that not-quite-special-enough hospital unit.

dang

J0rdan S., Monday, 31 October 2011 04:08 (twelve years ago) link

more absurdist than impressive

iatee, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

well yeah

J0rdan S., Monday, 31 October 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

there was a thing online recently from a nurse where it said that perhaps unsurprisingly, last words are more often than not queries/concerns regarding using the bathroom facilities. "i need the bathroom" or words to that effect far outweighed any other kind. that's only um, natural i guess :/

piscesx, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

it seems like it would be hard to judge when exactly you are gonna be dying

iatee, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

like even if you have some killer last words prepared, you're still gonna need to pee...

iatee, Monday, 31 October 2011 04:28 (twelve years ago) link

'oh wow' pretty moving to me.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 03:50 (7 hours ago) Bookmark

^^
what a moving eulogy. poor guy.

Local Christian Blues (schlump), Monday, 31 October 2011 10:58 (twelve years ago) link

maybe he was looking beyond his family to the restroom, and thinking "oh wow, I'm never going to make it over there"

mh, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

imho, everyone's dying words should be freely made fun of on the internet

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:38 (twelve years ago) link

Most funerals I've been to are a good mix of reverence and levity.

mh, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

IT IS ACCOMPLISHED

omar little, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.stevejobsthelostinterview.com/

am0n, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

jesus just put it on youtube dog

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

"Robert X. Cringely" (not his real name) is way too big a fan of himself for that

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

or release it on imax

conrad, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

it's a VHS transfer; it'd look pretty silly on imax

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

fuck you

conrad, Friday, 11 November 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

D:

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

The book is ace. I was expecting gushy worship of the bloke but it's not that at all. Very much a profile of a businessman. Huge (I'm only halfway through it) but also very entertaining.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 November 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

wait is he still dead?????

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

I think he dies at the end

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 November 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link

I bet the Woz did it

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

real genius: the steve jobs story

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/25/Real_genius.jpg/220px-Real_genius.jpg

am0n, Monday, 14 November 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

I had no idea Steve Jobs and Mona Simpson were siblings! Weird.

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Monday, 14 November 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

But I thought you knew everything [/alfred]

Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

sorry

Miss Piggy and Frodo in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

I had no idea Steve Jobs and Mona Simpson were siblings! Weird.

― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Monday, November 14, 2011 10:47 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark

in all fairness, neither did they

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link


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