what is john terry?

a few commas short of a classic, that one...

Cunning Captain John Terry
was asked "Are you a cunt?"
"A Cunt?? I'm not
I swear by the virgin Mary.
You only saw me being the last part of 'I'm not a cunt'"

lol

I am not as they have named me
I am not to be judged by jackals
I have stood with Lions
Bled for pensioners
Blue to my core
I wear my poppy proudly red
But I am white
completely white

This accuser of mine
Envoy and descendant of imaginary beings
Bytimes cornrowed and crowing
Twitters and cowers at my passing shadow
He is no roman warrior
He is no Anglo, no Saxon
He knows what he is
He knows what he is
A
Black
Fucking
Cunt

Capello, no you're not gonna keep me out
Yeah, oh boo-hoo fracture for the Jagielka
No you're not gonna keep me out
You're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down

I'm a cunt but I'm not a blind cunt

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week3/16112733.jpg

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and set your blubbering penalty-shanking glass-jawed stumbling racist cunt face on fire

when is this due proved btw

2001.

Search "John Terry is a cunt"
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http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v282/67/4/522566253/n522566253_888375_8549.jpg

A great GIS, because it goes from classy 'shops (Terry in a poster for 'American History X') before rapidly becoming pictures of just about everyone hateful every (Ed Miliband, John Prescott, Anthony Worral Thompson, Nick Clegg, Nicky Wire)

I wanted to link to that 'Accusation History X' poster but it wouldn't let me! Grmbl

still loving this, it's like he's photoshopped his own face irl
http://images.teamtalk.com/11/10/402x210/John-Terry_2669528.jpg

I'm Popeye the racist man

have we chased pete from ilx thru obsessive terryhate?

I fear so. I tried to lure him when we got back up but there's no sign. I blame whoever's tarnishing the Chelsea brand, David Luiz or avb or someone.

i hope not tbh, tho terry is vv hateful and all

A racist, an adulterer and an England captain walk into a bar, barman says "evening John!"

succinct joke about a siccunct

armbanned
defence planned
knobslot stopped
cpt dropped
at least typesetters
keep the first and last letters

'terry you cunt, you cunt
you've got british national front
you called t'other brother that
and didn't have your answers pat
and no cunt likes you, cunt'

otm

peligro = anton imo

do we have to officially stop calling him a racist if he gets found not guilty?

unproven racist

erstwhile racist

i think if they have to have a trial to see if you're racist or not, ppl can do the shorthand for themselves.

When's the trial over the cunt allegations?

would-be racist

putative racist

pudendative racist, shurely

His rhetoric is racial
He'll give your wife a facial

Mourinho, in a statement to court, said among off-field causes were "Lets keep racism out of football" and "Help for Heroes"

definitely a racist then.

only against the islams tho

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Bruce Buck, Chelsea chairman, now called to witness box

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Buck says Terry has "an almost uncanny mental strength" - "other people have it but I've never seen it quite like John Terry has it"

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Bruce_Buck.jpg/388px-Bruce_Buck.jpg

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Buck tells court 'vociferous' QPR fans gave he & his wife such abuse that at end of game 'she was so upset she wanted to go straight home'

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Prosecutor: "You used to play for Arsenal, nobody makes any noise at the Emirates do they?" Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Cole: "If you're saying Loftus Road is louder than the Emirates I'd say: 'no, it's not."

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Prosecutor: "Ok, let's not have that argument." Cole: "Well, you brought it up."

might as well be holding this trial in the pub

'she was so upset she wanted to go straight home'

heaven forbid

definitely a racist then.

I didn't know Help for Heroes so I looked it up. Apart from the very Britishes use of 'bloke', I was amused to see that it quotes a speech Teddy Roosevelt made on July 4th, 1903. 51st State indeed.

http://images.scribblelive.com/2012/7/10/c79ae896-5a47-4749-a25f-b932387a29ae_800.jpg

martin samuel for the prosecution

ha i was going to

Something very wrong with that reflection

Take that mirror back to the shop imo

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Terry: 'Whether it's Spanish or Ivory Coast players, I welcome them into the club & into my home'

Sam Wallace ‏@SamWallaceIndy
Chief magistrate encourages Cole to say 'c***' word out aloud rather than spell it out, 'Don't be shy'. Cole: 'I'm not'

there's 5 stars in cheryl surely?

one at a time tbf

why do they still persist with the ludicrous court cartoons?

Prosecutor: "You used to play for Arsenal, nobody makes any noise at the Emirates do they?" Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Cole: "If you're saying Loftus Road is louder than the Emirates I'd say: 'no, it's not."

daniel taylor ‏@DTguardian
Prosecutor: "Ok, let's not have that argument." Cole: "Well, you brought it up."

― r|t|c, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 2:33 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf ashley's shut the door on him/her there quite brilliantly

there's 5 stars in cheryl surely?

lol

From today's Standard:

In a hilarious misunderstanding, Terry was asked to repeat evidence that he had been sent off four times in his career.

“Can you say, please, four times?” asked his QC, George Carter-Stephenson.

“Please, please, please, please,” Terry responded

it's the trial that keeps on giving.