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One situation where I do not need help, let alone supervision, is in
crossing streets. I grew up in the middle of the world's biggest
city, full of cars, and I have crossed streets without assistance even
in the chaotic traffic of Bangalore and Delhi. Please just leave me
alone when I cross streets.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

I do not eat breakfast. Please do not ask me any questions about what I will do breakfast. Please just do not bring it up.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link

When you need to tell me about a problem in a plan, please do not start with a long apology. That is unbearably boring, and unnecessary -- conveying useful information is helpful and good, and why apologize for that? So please be practical and go straight to the point.

tbf, i remember george clinton's rider had the same caveat

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:20 (twelve years ago) link

haha yeah that is great. i remember thinking "yeah, that's rms", but as i scrolled and scrolled - it's amazing.

caek, Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

But if you want to cook for me, or invite me to a restaurant that
specializes in just one thing, or invite me to dinner with a preset
menu, you need to know what I dislike:

avocado
eggplant, usually (there are occasional exceptions)
hot pepper
olives
liver (even in trace quantities)
stomach and intestine; other organ meats
cooked tuna
oysters
egg yolk, if the taste is noticeable, except when boiled completely hard
many strong cheeses, especially those with green fungus
desserts that contain fruit or liqueur flavors
sour fruits, such as grapefruit and many oranges
beer
coffee (though weak coffee flavor can be good in desserts)
the taste of alcohol (so I don't drink anything stronger than wine)

this guy is basically the polar opposite of me, what a sad chap.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

exceedingly specific rules about parrots

If you can find a host for me that has a friendly parrot, I will be
very very glad. If you can find someone who has a friendly parrot I
can visit with, that will be nice too.

DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. To
acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. If
you don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionally
scarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If you
buy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastating
practice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it.
Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:45 (twelve years ago) link

kinda love that dude

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 27 October 2011 05:53 (twelve years ago) link

totes. most of that rider is pedantic but reasonable, or due to his admirable crazy politics. there's just so much of it though.

caek, Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:02 (twelve years ago) link

this guy is basically the polar opposite of me, what a sad chap.

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, October 27, 2011 1:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

your parrot rules are pretty relaxed iirc

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Thursday, 27 October 2011 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/W80vn.jpg

dayo, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

smh @ handwritten ascii emoticons

Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 28 October 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure that's part of the equation

dayo, Friday, 28 October 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KBTV9l64EGA#!

latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 November 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1ueh0.jpg

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

^^ That looks like the cover of a new Spiritualized album

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

TETSUOoOOOOOoooOOOOOOhey nice bike

herbie mann on some gully shit (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

hahah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 November 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

LOL, i was literally coming here to post that. must be making the rounds

cee lo matches the table cloth (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

ahahahaaaa

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/iCukg.png

dayo, Saturday, 24 March 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7213/6886579106_a5cf0a1975_o.jpg

This piece was created as an art piece but can also be worn. Great way to stand out at a convention or a great one-of-a-kind cherry on a great Star Wars collection

the late great, Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

how do i look guys

the late great, Saturday, 31 March 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/wGUTG.gif

caek, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

nerd lolz uk interest: http://onethingwell.org/post/23868956656/anno-ntk

caek, Monday, 28 May 2012 09:43 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/7ecTH.gif

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

idgi

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link

qwop

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

omg how the fuck do you get that guy to run?!?!?

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

loool

caek, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 08:04 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

SIN B / TAN B =

http://media.moddb.com/images/downloads/1/16/15049/bill-cosby.jpg

the late great, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

damn who knew trig was so racist

Neutral Coliseums (Matt P), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

wut

the late great, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

?!?!?

the late great, Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link

God that gif in the last revive cracks me up

Trip Maker, Thursday, 18 October 2012 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/20sHy.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

hardest i've laughed all week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbjR-2knrpo

Broken Clock Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

The 21st century finds it's Magnus Pike.
Actually I learned more from that than I have from some of the MIT videos I've been watching.

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

that's what makes it so brilliant

dammit shd've thought of that display name

non-elitist melted poo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

If my parents hadn't moved back to England, I'd be speaking like that.

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

no idea wtf dude is saying and youtube closed captioning not helping

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously? Good luck with this then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3d55p2G_Ac

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link

ha, yeah that's all crazed howly mumbling to me

What am I, in France? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

wait, whit, ppl other than me say 'bottin'?

cazn (cozen), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

Alain de Bottin

pure dressed up like a white ninja (snoball), Friday, 11 January 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

[ur]https://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=5+%2B+(-sqrt(1-x^2-(y-abs(x))^2))*cos(30*((1-x^2-(y-abs(x))^2))),+x+is+from+-1+to+1,+y+is+from+-1+to+1.5,+z+is+from+1+to+6&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8[/url]

乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://bit.ly/H50Ox7

乒乓, Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago) link


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