o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

http://boingboing.net/2011/10/25/giant-lego-man-washes-up-in-florida.html

('_')

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMEccNLXcQc

lady sounds like

http://www.popculturemadness.com/interview/pics/Kerri-Kenney-Silver-02.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLlGKhJ4sbs
PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY

http://i40.tinypic.com/2mwf8rb.gif

nooooooooooooooooooo

camera cut, man

http://i41.tinypic.com/osx4wm.gif

oh god....

what's the thought process there

maybe he was expecting it to go in front of or behind him?

test

why isn't that on a lolz thread, because, i mean, LOL

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 00:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AHGbSRkFh2I#!

shit damn

why god why

i'm hungry

This may have been posted a couple weeks ago but if it was I missed it. IT IS SO CUTE!

http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef014e8c558fd0970d-640wi

http://news.discovery.com/animals/cyclops-shark-111018.html

why isn't that on a lolz thread, because, i mean, LOL

haha true HSTNGS man

this should probably have its own ilx thread at this point

http://jezebel.com/5857190/courtney-stodden-has-breasts-expertly-examined-to-prove-she-is-rilly-rill

There is no freaking way that woman is as young as she claims.

lolly71
Mon 07 Nov 2011 5:44 PM
These two are my very favorite train wreck. Go ahead, judge me all you want - my husband already does. But I am utterly FASCINATED by this girl. I go back and forth between pity, because she is clearly a damaged girl to "there is NO WAY that woman is 17" to my current theory; she's actually an alien sent here to observe our reproductive habits. Her research team didn't do a very good job, obviously.

the idea that she's a 20+ year old scam artist is wonderful. As is the idea that he's in on it and it's a performance art project.

rape is a type of sex

― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 3:56 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:/

i mean not factually incorrect i'm just saying its one of those various unfortunate recognitions one makes in a life

First five google results for sex:

1 - Sex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
2 - Kentucky Sex Offender Registry
3 - Sex - 6 Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex
4 - FBI — Sex Offender Registry
5 - Free Porn Videos & Sex Movies - Porno, XXX, Porn Tube and Pussy ...

google adjusts your results to your search history, location, etc.

ha

saying rape is a type of sex is like saying boxing is a type of handshake

whiney if I meet you irl can I shake your hand

with a penis

penisshake

http://www.irunoninsulin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/doctor-handshake.png

http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/013107hand-sanitizer.jpg

http://www.flickr.com/photos/propelfilms/sets/72157622840517199/detail/

sets/detail/

no ty

google adjusts your results to your search history, location, etc.
― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 9:57 PM

fair hit, well zung

rape is a type of sex

― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 3:56 PM

fuck this utter bullshit

considering the dictionary definition of rape is "nonconsensual sexual intercourse" or "forced intercourse" I don't know how that could be technically wrong

I know how it's *wrong* but it's definitely a truth

sorry but the dictionary definition is essentially wrong

rape is a type of violence

also, rape includes acts that do not qualify as intercourse

yeahh I don't actually care that much about this semantics game. does 'sex crimes' mean the crimes people committed while having consensual sex? no that is generally not what people investiage on law and order SVU. if your personal definition of the word sex restricts the term to consensual sex, sure, fine, people can use language however they want, as long as people get what they're saying. but the term in 2011 has a very broad definition and so the dictionary is not 'essentially wrong'.

investigate

by that dictionary logic, being sodomized by a foreign object is not rape

#occupydictionaries

yeah this is one of the many instances in which typology/classification is insidious and just plain wrong imo. it links according to the external verifiable "natural" commonality (penile insertion) instead of differentiating based on something less verifiable but way more important, important enough to make two acts fundamentally different imo (consensuality). also: something something patriarchal objectivity bias.

xp

dictionary definition of sex vs urban dictionary definition of sex vs common sense definition of sex vs