the scouting screen is shit btw. can only see a handful of players before needing to scroll down. I cant afford a new laptop with hd screen, so are there any resolution settings i can use to help here? i know fuck all about computers as you can probably tell.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 24 October 2011 10:30 (twelve years ago) link
oh and has anyone ever cheated using fmrte? im considering using it just to avoid me losing players to injury. Sick of that.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 24 October 2011 10:31 (twelve years ago) link
holy shit flare based fire in the stands!
tbrr i love the match day part of this soooo much. still not sure the rest of the game change was worth it, maybe as i get used to it.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 29 October 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
yeah the flares are awesome, what do you mean by match day part?
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Saturday, 29 October 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
the new team talks, the better graphics, the easier change of tactics
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 29 October 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link
ahh ok. Team talks are good now. The team meetings suck though, players always say im wasting their time! Probably interrupting Stevie G's phil collins listening.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Saturday, 29 October 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
lol i've only had two team meetings, both while morale was low and both have been big fo the club - p much like current arsenal i guess. 1 pt off the top, having just beat utd at ot.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 29 October 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link
fuck. two games in a row, two sendings off for horrible shawcross challanges. fuck you park chu young and signing of the summer who needs cesc andre ayewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww - i'm now behind in the cl 2nd round 2-0 to porto first leg and going out to fucking blackpool in the fa cup.
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 29 October 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link
hey kerr or anyone else playing this - have you completed a season yet? i have started a new one and... don't have any new youths coming through? and there don't seem to be regens coming through elsewhere like they used to (say on the day a season started in brazil [jan 2nd] each club would have a new batch but now...?)
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.footballmanagerstory.com/2011/09/football-manager-2012-youth-and-newgens-improvements/
oh shit did i just ignore them? fuck this shit.
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
GAH FUCK THIS SHIT HOW DO I LOOK AT A CLUBS REGENS THEN?
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
i started with barca and completed a season and it was a bit weird, before the end of the first season we took some youths on trial for the youth team but none were deemed good enough after the month so didnt sign them. Yet at the start of the new season we took on new players anyway just like always happens.But i got offered the liverpool job when dalglish retired after my 2nd season and took it. And i just had a look at the barca under 19s and theres only like 5 players in it, the ones i all signed up on contracts age 15 or 16.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
btw i read up on http://www.fmrte.com/
i like the idea of using it for getting rid of severe injuries. But once i get a bit bored with the game in 6 months that wonderkid generator looks awesome! You could have a player with your name with full stats hahahaha. i'm not sure what else fmrte does but it looks like there's a LOT you can do with it. But i don't see the point of cheating with it when the game is just new. maybe in 6 months time if im bored of the game it will breathe new life into it. but has anyone here ever used it for previous games?
Here's some screenshots
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/546/ss1sj.png/http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/849/ss2ee.png/http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/696/ss3no.png/
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://imageshack.us/f/546/ss1sj.png/http://imageshack.us/f/849/ss2ee.png/http://imageshack.us/f/696/ss3no.png/
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
hmmm ilx doesnt like cheating hahaha
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link
look at the screenshots here http://www.fmrte.com/2011/10/28/fmrte-v5-0-1-for-football-manager-2012/
looks complicated tbh
fm already has an editor iirc.
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link
when in the year were you asked about yuts on trial?
further along has anyone bought tevez? no-one seems at all interested in him, but city won't take an amount i can afford.
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 17:47 (twelve years ago) link
it was like a month or 2 before the end of season. Have you set your asst manager to deal with it?
What is the in game editor? what can you do with it? i just start playing the game and never investigate anything!fmrte looks really comprehensive. Can change stats on players, make your club rich, give your club a sugar daddy, change capacity, generate wonderkids, get full fitness, coaching staff stats can be changed. You can destroy teams fitness etc before you play them. i bet you couldnt resist destroying spurs! lollooks like theres thousands of things you can do. im not gonna check it out til ive had a proper go though with this game. not gonna spoil it. maybe next year i'll max stats for accies and sign messi etc and win everything!
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
real bought tevez in my game
looks like you can swap players to teams with rmte and also add squad/uefa registration so you can do it mid season. Also add 2nd nationalities and languages spoken.
but i shall not be tempted
yet
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.fmscout.com/a-FMRTE-for-FM2012.html
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
Football Manager Real Time Editor is the first app to become available for FM 2012! FMRTE is mainly an in-game editor but also a scout tool available for Football Manager 2012.FMRTE has been available since FM 2008 and we have seen it evolve greatly since then. It is mostly known as the most popular save game editor that lets you change finances, club reputation, stadiums, kits, player attributes, personal information, CA / PA, positions, heal injuries, contracts and lots more with ease, while the game is loaded.
oh man i love the idea of designing a 3rd kit
wonder how you use it to scout the young players in the game
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
no
mustnt cheat
be a good boy
download via steam for £26.99 using a voucher http://www.fmscout.com/a-download-football-manager-2012.html looks like today is last day of offer so buy now if you want to save money
i actually got mine via steam but paid £29. And i was playing it at 11.30pm 30 mins before it was officially out. i did it because last year i had to wait a whole week for my game to arrive from play.com
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
thats for the game not fmrte obviously
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
ahh now this is what ive been looking for!http://www.fmscout.com/a-football-manager-2012-wonderkids.html
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
editor for 2011 did p much all of those things. dunno if you could design your own kits tho - would love to change our stupid fucking away shirt. also spurs usually destroy themselves, no need to cheat there (although they've just bought some sweet players *gulp*).
didn't set it for my AM, also went on holiday a lot - i usually see the second season, when regens become available, as when to start paying attention and getting obsessive! fuck this shit. Pat Rice has just fucking retired anyway.
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link
hahaha http://www.fmscout.com/a-barcelona-style-in-fm-2012.html
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i always get bored midway through a season and holiday between games too
btw kerr those lists usually suck (lol it has rodwell on it)
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
post debut season i don't usually holiday unless it is a long international break. now obv i need to stay alert because i no longer know when i could miss something important!
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link
i didnt know fm had an inbuilt editor. do you need to use it before you start the game? fmrte you can use anytime during it. For as little or as much as you want.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
rodwell has good stats in the game though
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
ive downloaded that barca tactic. Wish i had known about it in my first season. I can say its adding realism not cheating!
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
not sure. never used it other than fucking around just to see what it is like (you know, just to see what a season w/ the greatest team ever.)
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
looks like theres an app that helps you scout players http://www.fmscout.com/a-fm-genie-scout-for-fm-2012-is-confirmed.html
not out yet but it does look useful. Esp for regens.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
ohh yes players faces!! http://www.fmscout.com/a-fm-2012-cut-out-faces-megapack.html
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
How about creating Winston's Gunners? http://www.fmscout.com/a-how-to-create-a-new-club-in-the-fm12-editor.html
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link
i had no idea you could do these things in football manager
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
oooh scouting app is sam bait
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 19:03 (twelve years ago) link
faces pack is four fucking gig
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
i know! at first it said it would take 1 month and 27days to download!!!now its 1 day and 5 hours, lol
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
ive signed up on the email i use ilx for to get the scouting newsletter when its released so i'll email you when i do
Im really tempted to start my own team in a super league with the fm 12 ingame editor though at some point. Wonder how difficult it would be
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
sam how much do you like realism?
http://www.fmscout.com/a-FM2012-Premier-League-Logos.htmlhttp://www.fmscout.com/a-fm2012-npower-championship-kits-ss.htmlhttp://www.fmscout.com/a-Robertos-Manciny-Latest-Winning-Tactic.html
would love to change our stupid fucking away shirt.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
tbh i don't equate realism as whether the teams have the correct logos so much as 'will stoke injure yr players or not'
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
it took seconds to d/l and install so you should do it
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
oh man it looks so much better with real logos and strips.
― Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker, Monday, 31 October 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
ok i will- can i install midgame?
bought some sweet bargains this summer: alderweireld for 3m, kagawa for 10m (lol asian sales supposedly going crazy), di maria for 12m and almunia lol and like 4 good players on frees. swept my reserves clean to pay for it obv, goodbye bendy, santos, vela, denilson, diaby, squiggle, chamakh, park etc.
my tactics for the new season will be:
ChesneySagna Merte Alder Verm Song Ayew WilshereGervinho Di Maria RVP WookashMattioni Juhasz Kos Gibbs Bender Ramsey KagawaTheo Arshavin Paloshi
WookashMattioni Juhasz Kos Gibbs Bender Ramsey KagawaTheo Arshavin Paloshi
With about 10 yuts circling, especially AOC and Ryoooooo. [yes i am basically trying to buy dortmund.]
Very Fluid with each position with about as Short passing as feasible [centre halves still need a bit of leeway for example]. Control. Absolutely no space behind the back four because lol no pace but great positioning and marking stats, full backs set to defend as well while we are at it. RVP won WPOTY btw, dunno how considering Messi is still in the game (Barca won the triple, surprise surprise) but he is scoring like... well, how he is in real life so I have him as a Complete Forward with everything working towards him, making chances and space for him. I'm fucked if he's injured but I can't really afford a good back-up while I'm saving up to try and get Neymar, Ganso, Hazard and Gotze over the next ten years (LOL).
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 31 October 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno, last season he had to suffer the embarrassment of coming 4th! and my press conferences have been very anti-franco and pro-pep, so hopefully things are changing (they aren't.)
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
in contract negotiations, for the second time, after a £45m bid for Wilshere was accepted and refusing to pay the agent a £6m bonus. so what does he do? he offers me to pay THREE MILLION A YEAR LESS THAN ALREADY AGREED AND ONE AND HALF MILLION LESS THAN HE IS CURRENTLY BEING PAID BY ARSENAL TO WILSHERE just so he'd still get that bonus. They have made football agents as cuntish on the game as you presume they'd be in real life.
at £130m for Messi now and still being rejected.
― GOIT BUZZ TOYS (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 12 November 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
So... after a contract dispute with Barca, Celik, 21 year old with absolutely incredible stats and the player who nearly knocked me out of the CL semi-final by scoring 2 in the second leg (he didn't play in the first, thank god) was going for a pawtry 11m. He is an AMC.
I have too many AMCs. It seemingly happened out of nowhere. I've moved Wilshere to LW. Rott, a regen I bought at 17 has knocked Ozil out of the German team can also play at CM I guess. Same with Trabelsi. Germain, who I swear is better than Messi but currently out for 3 months, can't play anywhere else. *breathes* Greenwood and Goddard have *so* much potential to the point where I don't want to sell them, in case anyone else reaps the rewards. Rafael was the star of my Brazil team who lost in the WC semis and won player of the fucking tournament.
I play 4-2-3-1, with two wingers because Chamberlain has to play (he scores like a goal a game). I've given up on a DM, in part because we weren't scoring enough, partly because Ramsey/my attacking playmaker regens were too good and because Busquiets/my regens weren't up to scratch.
Celik comes in a month and considering people are already annoyed at being 8 points off the league, I expect mutiny. Maybe give up on wingers and just play with 5 different central midifielders? I've been thinking about a way I can play with one centre-half, but I don't think it will work out. Or sell someone off? The only reason my squad is half-balanced atm is because I sold off anyone over 28 and now I don't want to give up the regens I worked hard to make 3time CL champions.
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I have showered and applied for two jobs already today. Whenever I talk about meaningless hobbies I feel I need to throw these things in there.
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 10:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.footballmanager.com/1888/
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 April 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
dammit somebody make that as a mod now please
― parcheesi Wotsits (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:01 (eleven years ago) link
50% off in the Steam sale. caved.
― The Zinger Not the Zung (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 2 January 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link
Welcome back to the dark side NV. Please enjoy this motivational picture and daydream a little about the sort of malformed Eastern European regens that could be suckling from your nurturing teats any time now.
http://i.imgur.com/YtUmFSO.png
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 6 January 2014 19:22 (ten years ago) link
starting off my traditional "predicted 24th in League 2" team, this year it's Newport.
new tactics engine is lush
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 20:01 (ten years ago) link
Yeah the tactics are a treat in this, easily the most fun I've had with it in ages. I've just hit a barrier, my ludicrously high intensity pressing game, suicidally high defensive line and murderous pace up front no longer cutting it against all the little teams (i.e. all of them but the top 3 or 4 in Europe) just sit deep and give me the ball. Beginning the gradual transition to a team of musclebound brutes who kick the shit out of the opposition, sit right back and rely on a set-piece or maybe one or two incisive attacks per game to get the win. Something very satisfying in watching your team bully their way to a clean sheets record. Yer man Oleg Russian in the screenshot up there is very much a harbinger of the new way.
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
Wish there was a way to specifically train up his aggression
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 6 January 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link
like only feed him once every other day or something
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 January 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link
How goes it on the Welsh coast, NV?
Wheels well and truly coming off the Villa project now. A shock 1-0 defeat in the league to Birmingham City had the fans up in arms, swiftly followed by a 3-0 capitulation to Schalke away in the Champs League, leaving us dangerously vulnerable to the dreaded head-to-head rule.
Gave the team a good tongue lashing both at half- and full-time, only for my star signing of the summer, Lucas Ocampos (who had been injured in pre-season and was making his full debut) to complain about it to the press. Told him where he could go in a fairly boisterous one-to-one meeting and he skipped the next training session. Back on the transfer list with ya.
Injury list is now looking totally absurd, including my main striker out till the end of the season.
And I've alienated my first-choice goalie as well. He disappeared halfway through last season for the Cup of Nations so I gave my 19 year old wonderkid a run in the side. Did so well that he's remained in the side ever since and now my proper first choice has handed in a transfer request and been banished to the reserves due to lack of playing time. Predictably the bottom has fallen out of the wee lad's form and my other guy won't even talk to me.
No money left to strengthen in Jan because my eyes were bigger than my bank balance and it's all gone on lovely little regens who are nowhere near ready for the big time. New tactics not sitting well with the lads at the moment.
I'm moaning but this is probably all motivated by the death drive that always kicks in when this game gets too easy, start roleplaying at the expence of trying to win games
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 7 January 2014 13:41 (ten years ago) link
i'm right at the beginning so i don't know yet, but my wage cap starts nearly maxed out and i've got a usable squad of about 16 players. looking to offload one particularly overpaid back-up at centre half and get some loans in, then i'm planning to go with an aggressive-ish 4-3-3 or 5-3-2 for more defensive games with a couple of swashbuckling wing backs and a stodgy-looking midfield 3 covering for them.
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link
tbf all the board have asked is that i stay up first season, reckon that's eminently doable
― Emilia Fabbo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link
Jack Wilshere's agent just asked for £4.3m in order for him to re-sign. Ta-ra hope he's happy at Chelsea.
― pandemic, Saturday, 26 July 2014 11:14 (nine years ago) link
Inside the Cult of 'Football Manager'
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LX8EA06.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 24 November 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/11/football-manager-2017-review/
― 龜, Thursday, 24 November 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iwXRSo7.gif
― r|t|c, Thursday, 24 November 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link
Lmao
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 November 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link
holy shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 November 2016 21:16 (seven years ago) link
any cunt moaning that FM is too real for them doesn't deserve to call themselves an FM player
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 07:24 (seven years ago) link
now i just need to go and rob a post office so i can upgrade my computer
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 07:26 (seven years ago) link
35% approval rating on Steam but I haven't come across any Brexit moaning in the reviews yet, most of the complaints are about the AI and the match engine
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link
the 35% was from chinese people who were upset there was no chinese language version so they had websites troll SI boards and steam to make them change their mind (they did)
― Cosmic Slop, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link
the game wasnt even out and they were giving it low ratings.
― Cosmic Slop, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link
http://www.pcgamesn.com/football-manager-2017/fm17-chinese-localisation
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-10-31-football-manager-trashed-on-steam-by-angry-chinese-fans
http://www.pcinvasion.com/football-manager-2017-death-threat
― Cosmic Slop, Friday, 25 November 2016 23:51 (seven years ago) link
i dunno man, games journalism, *shrug*
i read a bunch of reviews today and they were the standard complaints that i see every time there's a new FM: the game engine's broken, the AI cheats, too many injuries etc. i never buy FM until the price comes down, and by then it's always patched, but most of these complaints are just losers who don't want to put the work in. i didn't notice a bunch of angry Chinese gamers any more than i came across any butthurt Brexiteers tbh
― brex yourself before you wrex yourself (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 November 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link
because all the negative reviews were before the game was officially released forcing sega to agree to a chinese language version. There was thousands of bad reviews then.
― Cosmic Slop, Saturday, 26 November 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link
25% off FM 2019, *finally*
here we go again
― Driving Drone for Christmas (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 December 2018 09:19 (five years ago) link
considering it
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 09:40 (five years ago) link