Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"... Excuse me."

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

"These people act like they've never seen a gay-tor couple before!"

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

"If this train doesn't start moving soon, I'm going to rip somebody's head off! FOR REAL!"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

"Did he just say 'We are delayed because of CRANE traffic ahead of us'? Crane? As in the bird that I like to eat?"

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

"Crocodiles on the subway? What is this, OHIO?"

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

"You can't cross your legs, you are a crocodile!"

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, October 20, 2011 1:12 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

I very nearly posted this exact sentence.

Waka Flocka Floccupy Wall Street (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

"With these crocodile costumes, no one will know we're alligators!"

lol, iv real.

foxes freud (Leee), Friday, 21 October 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/10/31/cartoons/111031_cartoon_108_a16256_p465.gif

"So I guess that's how babby is formed."

hounds heidegger (Leee), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

"It beats walking"

anorange (abanana), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

Mine was "That's all very well, but how are we going to get home?"

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

"they're pretty good but i wish somebody would invent cream cheese"

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

aw, that was the gist of where i was going
"Just give me ten minutes, then we can invent lox"

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 11:58 (twelve years ago) link

"it's a hard life, being a miniature vagina caveman, surviving off of platelets"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

"I'm WHEELY full"

pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

"Eating these giant NuvaRings failed to prevent male pregnancy."

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

i just had my first exposure to the idea of nuvarings this weekend; amazing what being in a committed relationship for seven years does to your awareness of new birth control methods

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

'prehistoric stakeout'

occupy wall street 2: rummy never sleeps (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

amazing what being in a committed relationship for seven years does to your awareness of new birth control methods

yours was also for seven years? *solidarity*

and, this is probably really embarrassing to admit, but yeah i have not been following the new birth control method scene

double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

"O! what a night!"

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

women are putting things inside them again! this is new! i mean it's old, but it's new!

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/11/21/p465/111121_contest_p465.jpg

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/11/21/p290/111121_contest_p290.jpg

"Be careful how you sit, Hugo, there's a man in an armchair right behind you"

Mark G, Monday, 14 November 2011 09:47 (twelve years ago) link

"you may be po-faced, but you're not hip."

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 November 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sorry

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 November 2011 10:55 (twelve years ago) link

"This isn't working out."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

Is this a hippo which I see before me,
The tail toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A hippo of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
Mavis, it's kicking in.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

"Mavis, it's kicking in."

!!

This should totally join the pantheon of all-purpose captions

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

"Isn't this supposed to be an elephant?"

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

"He's a little TOO loyal."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

"Now that I see it installed, it IS bigger than I thought"

₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

"It's just until he finds a new habitat."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

"It's not the hippo, Harry, it's you."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

"Honestly Ted, it's like we watch the same thing every night."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:50 (twelve years ago) link

"Well, *I* think it brightens up the place."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

"I said, 'Look into its majestic EYES.'"

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

"I miss Jeremy, but I still don't regret the trade"

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

"We don't have the room? Now who's being a hypocrite?"

pplains, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

"That's the last of the refried beans. Now... we wait."

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

"What did you want me to do Bill? I told you he just followed me home."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

"As souvenirs go, I suppose it's less showy than the Masai tribe in the dining room."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

"Coffee tables are too conventional, you said. Let's be exciting, you said."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

"I hate you."

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

"Well, I'm not going to walk him in this weather."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

"This is exactly why you need to stop drinking."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

"57 channels and nothin' on"

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

"I am not happy about this hippo that you bought. We live in New York and our apartment is very small."

goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

"But darling, it's a Banksy."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

"What else do you want me to do? I've already left two messages for the exterminator."

s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

"he is, one might say, less a hippopotamus and more a hippo potty mouth"
"fuck you old lady"

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link

'The Olssons get a caddy, we get a caddy. Fine. The Olssons dig a pool, we dig a pool. That I can live with'

₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link


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