girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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if it were me, i'd just keep on conversing with her more and more each day until by the end of the week it'd be awkward if i DIDN'T ask her out.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

Why'd you settle for the record store when you could hipster Cyrano De Bergerac

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago) link

hooray jess! here's a yuengling porter in yr honor:

http://www.yuengling.com/images/fine_beers/m_porter.jpg

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago) link

Seriously, jess, you are suave as a motherfucker. Well done!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

This has been magnificent stuff, and I am pleased for and impressed with you, Jess! Good luck!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:01 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe no one has touched this:

as soon as i saw her big ol' ass, i started mentally backing out of it

But well done, Jess!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link

thee next step is to do it in the butt.

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago) link

your knowledge of the female gender is truly astounding

― oops (Oops), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

"you're probably the best looking woman in this town."

!!! Wow. Yes, obviously talk to her again, mr suavington.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 12 April 2004 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

:-) Most grand. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link

the next step into my obvious transformation is to start beating all the editors that owe me money with the butt of my pistol.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

MATOS IS JUST LUCKY HE'S SO GODDAMN PROMPT.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

you must have made her day. seriously. people were so horrible as a rule when i worked "service industry" jobs that i would practically burst into grateful tears if somebody replied "you, too!" to my "have a nice day."

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:15 (twenty years ago) link

that's a wicked line dude, congratulations!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago) link

tomorrow you have to go in wearing shades! and then you have to tip them down so you're sorta peering over them at her! and call her "babe" and stuff

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.wallsoffame.com/assets/images/1099goodfellas2.jpg
l-r: tommy, strongo

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago) link

the "in this town" bit is quite charming. it has a nice black and white movie feel to it.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago) link

also you should say "gimme two sugars, sugar!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:21 (twenty years ago) link

thank you slocki, you just gave me an even BETTER idea than that one

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:21 (twenty years ago) link

(throw "sugar in the raw" packet in front of her)

"hey, you dropped your nametag."

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago) link

aw yeah!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago) link

"i'm your number one non-dairy creamer!"

(so so sorry)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago) link

haha

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

why does something tell me i will never top today in my life

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

Nonsense. It will improve.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

i think the fact that i had to walk home for 40 minutes in the freezing cold rain with no umbrella was god evening things out

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

Mind you, she may eventually discover this thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago) link

WHEN WILL MY SECRET IDENTITY STOP GETTING ME INTO TROUBLE?!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha she won't even know its a secret!! She's just reading this thinking "his name is STRONGO?!?!?!!"

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:28 (twenty years ago) link

haha she's gonna have to do a lot of ilx detective work to put all this together

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:28 (twenty years ago) link

well, if she says "hi, Strongo" to you when you next see her...

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:30 (twenty years ago) link

flex.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:30 (twenty years ago) link

Silkscreen a Ma$e sweatshirt

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:30 (twenty years ago) link

the ideas are coming so fast and thick!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

wait, forget i just said that

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

I should have said "$ilk$creen"

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

It's like Arli$$

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago) link

ew, now i have visions of robert wuhl in my head

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.stuartweitzman.com/xcauction/auction/images/robert_wuhl_9_24_02_6.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

well, i keep thinking of "the cotton ball mouse" which isn't pleasant either.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.comedycontact.com/images/robertwuhl.jpg
"Did someone say fast and thick?"

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, sorry i was kinda hyper earlier

xpost: beckett you're gonna get yours one day

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

"you're gonna need a wide lens..."

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

Jesus, this thread has been ruined now. EURGH.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago) link

Just be glad I didn't go through with my "fast and Thicke" joke

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

give strongo here a grant

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

i almost met alan thicke's brother once!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:37 (twenty years ago) link

you REALLY wanna impress the ladies, try that line

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

"i AM alan thicke's brother"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

*swoon*

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

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