Misdirected emails

Subject: HI

Hi (name),
It was such a delight to talk with you today and making this monumental connection together! I will look forward to more conversations in the future and meeting you at the right time.

The only (name) I found on Facebook was certainly not you. Did I get it your user name right ?

I hope you have a wonderful week!

Smiles,
Suzie

Awww... monumental connection

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

ATTN:Beneficiary,

Your Long overdue Payment.

I saw your email ( in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors,inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa,Europe, Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF NEW YORK, USA.
Your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a part-payment of your contractual sum and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Virgle Lee Samples who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Please in confirmation that you are still alive, you are advised to reconfirm the below listed information to enable us facilitate an immediate payment for you.
1 Your full names
2 Your present contact address.
3 Your telephone & Fax numbers.
4 Your Occupations/age/sex.
5 Your Private Email Address.
6 Home Equity (Yes or No)

Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue.
Thanks,
Mr.Rodrigo De Rato

I've recently gotten a lot of google calendar appts as well, which disturbs me, is it a new form of spamming, rather than genuine mistypes? I thought my calendar was hidden, but maybe not.

Also still get the occasional photo sent without comment.

Dear purchasing manager,

Glad to hear that you're on the market for toilet seat moulds and sanitary ware products.

This is David from Xiamen Qiqiangsheng Moulds Co., Ltd. in China. We are an ISO 9001 certified molding & injection factory, specialized in manufacturing Sanitary ware Moulds & Toilet seat cover mould , compression moulds and injection sanitary products, with the customers of KOHLER, TOTO, Roca, etc., and hope to cooperate with you!

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks & best regards,

David Liao
Xiamen Qiqiangsheng Moulds Co., Ltd.

Dear Mr. ...,

I would like to meet with you to discuss my son .... As you know, ... is failing all of his classes, and I am very concerned about him. I think we have really tried to encourage him along the way, however, there has been little effort on his behalf to work hard to pass his classes. I do believe that .. has it in him to do the work and I would like to meet with you, and his teachers to discuss ways we could all reach out to him in a positive way so that we could let him know that we want to see him succeed.
I have cc ...'s dad and I think his participation in this would greatly help. I have seen ... do better when Mr. ... is active in his daily school life. So with that said please include him in the email's, calls and written correspondence from the school regarding ... His email address is in this correspondence. I look forward to hearing from you on a date and time for us all to meet. I am available Mon-Friday, I would prefer the afternoon hours but I am available in the morning at 8am. I am not available on Thursday afternoons. The schools are closed Feb. 20, if that is a working day for the staff, that might be a great opportunity.


Sincerely,

Hi ****

I’ve taken over from ***** ****** on Dragons’ Den. I’ve been talking to **** * about me taking over payment for everyone, rather than you all going through **** as previously.
Hopefully this is ok with you.
I can’t find you on the system but that doesn’t mean you aren’t on there! Could you let me know if you have a vendor number?
Can you also let me know your rate for 10 hours, and your overtime rate? There will be days when we will work over the 10 hours and I hope to be able to let you know these in advance.
We can’t pay any travel days I’m afraid as the budget just isn’t there. I’m not sure how you’ll be getting here but we can book you a train ticket (standard return) or pay mileage at 0.25p per mile and your overnights at the Holiday Inn which is next door to the studios.
Details to follow.

When you have a moment please can you let me know your vendor details (if you have one) and how you are going to get here and your rates please.

Many thanks and please give me a call if you have any questions,

*******

Dear Fellow Members,

****** ***** from Liverpool has asked me to pass on the following ........... if you do "smash & stab" or any impalement effects then this may be for you ............... go to his website and have a look at what can happen if you get it wrong, and what to do about it!

Kind regards,

***

-----Original Message-----
magicians safety

Message:
Its ******* ***** secretary of the ********* Magic Circle i have developed a trick called the Safety Net ... it stops magicians getting hurt if they get the Smash & Stab or Spike trick wrong or any impailed trick for that matter ... i would appreciate it if you could pass this link on to your members.

Many thanks .... ******

Beste,

U staat op de reservatielijst van onthaalouder Virginie Sicz voor uw kindje vanaf april 2012 voor 4dagen.
Wij hebben de bezetting van Virginie nogmaal bekenen en zou het mogelijk zijn dat de opvang start eind april ipv 16/4/12 aangezien er een kindje weggaat eind april en zij anders in overbezetting zou gaan?
Zou uw kindje volledige dagen komen in de opvang? Zoekt u nog opvang voor woensdag?

Met vriendelijke groeten

Melissa Vanhaelen
Verantwoordelijke Kinderopvang

Hoogveld 1 (zaal Hilaria) 1501 Buizingen
070/24 60 41

I get a lot of emails from Belgium addressed to this woman who has a very long last name that contains my last name and first initial. <shrug>

Just posting this here so I have a trail to follow to find this thread. Irrational hatred of people who have the same name as you

Hi Matt
sorry for delay in replying, been away on holiday just got back,
are you still interested in soul band, we are having extreme difficulties with our singer and need a replacement urgently, we have 30+ gigs lined up and need someone who can learn our set list and dive straight in to gigging,
if you are still interested let me have you telephone number or call me on 0.... asap and we can have a chat
cheers Garf

I just heard someone randomly singing that neyo & pitbull song and it made me think of you all. I hope you guys are having a wonderful adventure-filled summer!!

BAKER, 1LT TREVARES

Dear 1LT TREVARES BAKER,

Thank you for your interest in SAND DOLLAR INN.

We are pleased to confirm your reservation with the following details:

Conf No. :
Arrival :08/05/2012
Departure :08/06/2012
No. of Adults :1
No. of Children :0
Rate :$39.00

sup trevares

That's 1st Lt. to you.

today's catch: domino's pizza employee handbook + dispute resolution/injury benefit guide

last week I got a number of pictures of some woman who looked like she was taking self-pics for a dating site

about 10 sign-up/reminder emails from gaming websites for an account that has "cheeseman" in the username

oil change coupons for some auto shop in quebec

Do not accept $50 or $100 bills; unless the change from the order is less than $20. If this is not the case, you can accept a check or approved credit card. The customer will have to contact the store for verification on these options. IF NEITHER OPTION IS VIABLE, LEAVE THE PIZZA WITH THE CUSTOMER. USE THE BOXTOP OR TICKET ON THE BOX TO CREATE AN I.O.U., INDICATING THE AMOUNT OWED. ASK THE CUSTOMER TO CALL THE STORE WHEN THEY GET CHANGE FOR THE $50 OR $100 BILL. WE WILL GO BACK TO COLLECT PAYMENT OR THE CUSTOMER CAN BRING THE MONEY TO OUR
LOCATION.

...

• Do not enter any other pizza establishment in [Domino's] Gear, unless you are making a delivery,

http://i.imgur.com/MVMqJ.png

Too bad Domino's pizza is so disgusting because I think I could manage to get at least six free pizzas using that method before they caught on to me.

my thoughts exactly

post it jordan!!

yes

what, the whole thing? those are pretty much the highlights. email me and i'll forward it though.

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
If you could pick any girl to shift in kk who would it be and why

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
You're a prick.

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
You just are. I've always thoought you were and now I think you are even more.

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

i just got a misdirected text

Ayeyeeee!! :D this melody.
(:

received today for alternate t*m w*sts:

--form email regarding 'under armour' athletic protection
--request to sign a petition to be delivered to Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State

Stop embarrassing our state and dismiss the challenge that Barack Obama is not a United States citizen. Support his right to be on the November ballot for the office of President of the United States.

Some lady called Sherri Rothenburg keeps inviting me to shit:

SHERI ROTENBERG AND ELAINE WOLF invites you to
What: A JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW
Where: BLOOMFIELD HILLS
When: 09.19.12 @ 3pm

AN ADDED BONUS....MARCIA FENTONS SKIN HANDBAGS WILL BE AVAILABLE

Um... I dont think i want handbags made from Marcia Fenton's skin, thanks all the same lady.

I also got sent a recipe for a beet salad and keep being sent Google calendar invites for various jewish and xian church functions.

Marcia Fentons skin handbags... what kind of monsters are these?

Thanks for registering for the Dreamforce free keynote and expo pass! Your registration allows you access to exciting Keynote Sessions, including the all-new Product Keynotes on Thursday, the Dreamforce Plaza music festival, Tony Robbins Day, and the Cloud Expo with 1000+ solutions. Details are below.

Has this dude not figured out yet that he never gets any mail at his gmail account or that his login doesn't work? I am constantly getting these "Congratulations! Here is your registration code!" things.

Also, what kind of presents do you buy someone for Tony Robbins Day?

teeth

Dear S4brina Harper,

During our monthly customer records update we noticed that you may have missed some of the recommended maintenance specific to your vehicle. Our experience has shown that routine maintenance can help prevent future costly repairs.

Ha, is s@brin@ your middle name?

not even, this is for a car place in Ohio

(afaik I've never been to ohio, maybe I blacked out and married a S4brina there)

The landlord in Oakland has been commiserating about some lousy tenants. They feel bad about putting a lien on this couple's rental because the guy's fought in Iraq and is supposedly waiting for another big payment from Uncle Sam. Meanwhile, the other leasors bring up the point that the vet has a new boat and a brand new truck in his driveway. So much hand-wringing.

Hello cheeseman12,

Do you know about the TOP GAMERS CLUB (TGC) and its many premium advantages?

TGC is a service and advantage club exclusively for our most active players.

Members are privy to regular TGC Newsletters, complete with top-notch updates like: yet-to-be-released info, free in-game items and much more. Not to mention, all Top Gamers can contact the TGC Team directly with problems and questions.

The best of all? Membership is free, non-binding and completely without obligations.

note: whoever cheeseman is, he has signed up for a lot of game sites with the wrong email

cheeseman12 you rascal

This might be the first time you’ll get excited about your car getting a ticket. Because right now, we’ll give you a free movie ticket when you bring your 2008 KIA Rio in for an oil change.

Just print out the enclosed coupon and bring it in before December 31, 2012 to see a movie on us.

woke up to a whole load of these this morning between people who share the Fizzles family name:

hey my dears,

so I am run over by a big train - well that's what it feels like at least. Man those first two days were tiring! Sign this here, do this, do that,... and I am just standing there not knowing the administratives etc. at all.
Man I feel like a total looser but everyone is really nice and I think I will adapt at some point.

Hope you guys are doing well.

I love you,

K

What part of “Sack up” did you not understand?

Jeez.

You’ll be fine.

You will be absolutely FINE...better than fine!!! I have every faith in you...just don't kill anybody :-)) (Just trying to get a laugh out of you!)

i feel bad about posting those now. they seem like a nice bunch. it was just strange waking up glimpsing an entire community of alternate universe doppelgangers (one of them shared my mum's name as well).

Each one of these dudes has the same government first and last name:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/bakers.jpg

Makes me feel not-so-unique.

Wait, I think #5 and #6 are the same.

People with yr name like beards.

seriously, what the hell.

which one of you dicks signed me up for Americans For Prosperity