DEM not gonna CON dis NATION: Rolling UK politics in the short-lived post-Murdoch era

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SHE MARRIED LIAM FOX SHE DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE GETS

Two Noble Klinsmenn (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

People threw websites in lieu of confetti!

Mark G, Friday, 14 October 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

xp yeah that thought crossed my mind too!

Phil Hammond new Defence Secretary.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Friday, 14 October 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link

Clearly a Murdoch influence:

http://i.imgur.com/ptueW.png

James Mitchell, Sunday, 23 October 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Did we cover Tony Blair helping controversial government of Kazakhstan yet or do we just shrug, think 'how very surprising' and move on to the Guardian shop?

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

LOL Tories

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:36 (twelve years ago) link

"Definitely not a disaster" = total disaster.

I always suspected Europe would come back and bite the Tories. On the down side, all this nonsense makes a referendum that bit more likely.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, when half of your backbenchers defy a three line whip to vote against you that is "definitely not a disaster"

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link

The funny thing is that a row with the French should play quite well with the back benches. It wouldn't surprise me if the Sarkosy argument was staged.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:55 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't work though did it? Is there any doubt that the current batch of Tory MPs is the most right wing ever? In spite of Cameron's "reforms".

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

Though what party isn't "the most right wing ever", tbf

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

These whips are issued to MPs in the form of a letter outlining the Parliamentary schedule, with a sentence such as "Your attendance is absolutely essential" next to each debate in which there will be a vote, underlined one, two or three times according to the severity of the whip

I did not know this.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

hence the phrase "three line whip"

dunno how this is a disaster for Cameron really, he gets his way, his party gets to look hard to the sizeable chunk of the public that wants out of the EU, status quo continues, undemocratic super-state lumbers on

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:22 (twelve years ago) link

Having the worst ever rebellion by Tory MPs on a European vote, twice as bad as John Major ever managed, doesn't look great on your CV

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Esp. if, as it seems to be the case, it's been provoked by your ineptitude and mismanagement

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

Then to deny there was any sort of issue!

xxp I suppose that a referendum might force the EU to look at the democratic deficit, but surely it could only be a disaster for the UK and (less so) the EU itself? Not saying that the EU is by any means perfect, but engagement is better than some spurious Atlanticist fairy tale, IMO.

good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

in all honesty i'm not sure what's so great about it, and if somebody who sort of gives a shit about lol politics doesn't have a clue then there's a problem for the electorate at large.

the "rebellion" is just woo parliamentary sports fan shit, doesn't make an iota of difference to their electability

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

But it's the woo parliamentary sports fans (Nick Robinson et al) who frame these stories for the rest of us, and if those guys start thinking "sinking ship" it will come through in news stories, the tone of which I think that can have very serious consequences for a party's electability.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

Wishful thinking of course but it's cumulative, it was just 'woo parliamentary sports fan shit' in Major's time too after all

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

spunking the nation's money up the wall on the ERM with irl economic consequences plus a spate of high profile MPs taking bungs is a bit wider-reaching than college green groupies.

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link

Indeed, took him two terms to get there though, Fatboy's on his way there after one year

Juice Should Be Sterliized (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

i fully understand the desire to want to see everything as a big hole under the waterline but there's zero credible opposition and no prospect of any political solution to problems that the whole of our political system has decided are forces of nature that we shd grimace at and suck up.

at this stage i'm more intrigued by the consensus across all shades of our parliamentary political spectrum that the EU must be saved at all costs. i can see why nutters might think of that as some kind of confederacy of dunces.

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

These whips are issued to MPs in the form of a letter outlining the Parliamentary schedule, with a sentence such as "Your attendance is absolutely essential" next to each debate in which there will be a vote, underlined one, two or three times according to the severity of the whip

I did not know this.

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:06 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Neither did I, I always thought it meant 3 lines of Malcom Tuckeresque eviscera expounding on the doom that would befall an MP who voted against the party line.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

i always imagined it was like a cat o' nine tails but with only three tails.

octavio paz de la huerta (c sharp major), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

assumed it had something to do with cocaine

conrad, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I remember this.

One line is "be there plz"

Two lines is "Be there, unless you are pairing off with someone voting against, in which case say so and whom.

Three lines is "be there unless you are dying, and even then only if the leader says it's ok"

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

Got taught this at school. Wot are they teeachin' youfs these days?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

At my school we learnt the skills that would enable us not to have to slum it as a backbench MP. ;-P

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

But it's the woo parliamentary sports fans (Nick Robinson et al) who frame these stories for the rest of us, and if those guys start thinking "sinking ship" it will come through in news stories, the tone of which I think that can have very serious consequences for a party's electability.

This won't happen properly until such time as the press decide they want Cameron to lose. Editors have to make a policy decision to start really shitting on him, as they did with Major and Brown. Don't see that happening with Cam for a while, partly because those editors that backed him last year will look like clowns.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

Also this sort of posturing over the EU will help rebel Tory MPs more than it hinders them at the next election, especially if said MPs will be hit by boundary changes in the meantime.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know about that, who else are Eurosceptic Tory voters going to vote for anyway? UKIP? Not in a general election.

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

It'll help if they're in competition with a less anti-European Tory MP for the nomination in a redrawn constituency.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:19 (twelve years ago) link

Mr Beecroft concedes that a “downside” under his new scheme is that employers could fire staff because they “did not like them”.

“While this is sad I believe it is a price worth paying for all the benefits that would result from the change”, he says.

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

the beginning of the end

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

even the daily mail comments box is angered by this, at least

lex pretend, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

MPs voting this thru wd be like turkeys voting for christmas

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

employers are left fearful of expanding because new staff may prove “unknown quantities”

The only venture capitalist ever to disagree with the philosophy of "speculate to accumulate"?

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:22 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

Baobab Galliwasplie (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 07:27 (twelve years ago) link

“While this is sad I believe it is a price worth paying for all the benefits that would result from the change”, he says.

I thought the Government was going to abolish benefits.

Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

the job-creators can only create jobs if they can get rid of jobs

encarta it (Gukbe), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:18 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

^this

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:30 (twelve years ago) link

If anyone out there seriously believes this will only affect 'unproductive' workers then they'll believe any old shit. You can sack unproductive workers already if you can prove they're unproductive.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'd have been sacked from my current job if this legislation was already on the books.

Venga, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

I found it interesting that the Eurosceptics being interviewed on R4 earlier this week used as their first argument the idea that EU regulations were stifling growth. Of all the things they might object to, workers' rights are top of the list. These, of course, being the same people who spent the past three decades arguing for less and less regulation on, say, the financial industry, which worked out brilliantly.

Science, you guys. Science. (DL), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

assume this is the old "leak Libertarian nutbar plan that we know will never get thru parliament then hit up parliament with some 'moderate' reductions in worker rights that sail straight thru" shuffle

http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2010/11/drudge-siren1.gif Attention, this overton window is shifting. Attention, this overton window is shifting. http://cache.dealbreaker.com/uploads/2010/11/drudge-siren1.gif

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it's nonsense, they're not even thinking, it's just either ideological blinkers or just pure cynicism. The thing that's stifling growth is lack of demand and/or confidence and making it easier to sack people won't do anything to change that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

And, y'know, a global financial crisis.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

I reckon blinkers... and pigheaded stupidity (xp)

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

I was leaning towards pure cynicism myself but hey.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 10:14 (twelve years ago) link


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