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What's that on Krissy's wrist?

A bracelet, obviously.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

what's that just to the left of the led zep flag on the wall, above his pillow? a rosary?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Hair clip. Ready for dancing later, but came with hair "done" to impress Wayne's roomate.

otm

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, it is actually on chapman

I'm just glad that the last twenty minutes of my life weren't for nothing.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, come Tuomas, you thought the guy hosting the pic was the original guy's dad. You are kicked off the case.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago) link

They look kinda same, don't they?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

go cum on a baby

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago) link

That wasn't nice. :(

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

if middle girl's shoes are off, she has mighty odd-shaped feet

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://files.dmusic.com/music/h/a/halfdeaf/tylercar2.jpg
http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5373/wenpizknox7to.jpg

There's even a McDonald's next door.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Awesome.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

http://notgonnahappen.ytmnd.com/

― LAWL, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

This has all been James Frey's greatest triumph.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I used to live close to there, PP.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey the miller is in one of those newish fridge packs. A clue.

― andy --, Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah Ally, I forget every once in a while, but I do maintain that Tuomas left ILX a few months ago and that "lixnixn" is a parody-Tuomas.

!!!

It all makes sense!

...where are you getting all this info, jw?

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

So, let's see:

It was raining outside. Chix are not the residents here, and Wayne may or may not be. He appears to be watching the television. Taken in college setting, but prolly not in a dorm - a shared apartment in a college town.

A new one - since neither Wayne nor Kelly are paying attention to the camera, but Krissy is, it tells me she was there to see someone behind the camera - either taking or actually just not in range of the shot. Either way, it appears no "Say Cheese!" was uttered. Or Wayne and Kelly already smoked a bowl.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

theresa otm re: middle girl's feet.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I have been in the situation pictured. Not uncommon in small town, rural Midwest.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

a shared apartment in a college town.
If it's an apartment, why aren't they in the living room? (Don't answer that.) I'm inclined to say it's Mom's house or older cousin's house.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:01 (eighteen years ago) link

garage apartment or effiency

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i have also been to many a party that looks like this at rit campus apartments. except there, the girls weren't as hot.
xxxpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, Sam and Theresa appear to be right: those are black shoes. I also don't think it was raining, or else the wetness would be dispersed over a larger area. A puddle is possible, though.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Because the games are in Wayne's room? Because maybe there are roommates who have already taken over the living room for the night?

If the grey thing on the right is an oversized television set (completely plausible), what are those white flaps that make the right border of the picture look like a file tab?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

totally brilliant thread. makes ilx all worth it. thank you roxy!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

it is my fondest wish that some day the beardo in the picture will come across this thread. totally by accident while googling for nintendo games or something

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

No one is addressing the pink bow on the dresser. Whose is it? It sort of looks like a gift bow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

that's not a bow, it's speaker wire!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

interesting optical illusion though

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

it is my fondest wish that some day the beardo in the picture will come across this thread. totally by accident while googling for nintendo games or something
While googling "King of Prussia Hooters"

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

This is easily one of my favorite ILE threads ever too!

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

so he has a playstation too right? that's a GTA case there on the shelf above the dvd player?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think that's a pink bow. It looks more like a loop of copper speaker wire. See? It goes from the back of one of the dresser top speakers.

xpost

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i have also been to many a party that looks like this at rit campus apartments. except there, the girls weren't as hot.

ME TOO!!!! <3!

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

beardo really looks like he's just... paralyzed with fear.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

There's a restaurant called "Hooters" in the US? Christ! Has anyone complained about it?
-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st,

yes, perhaps this restaurants name is more suitable

http://static.flickr.com/4/4404462_a4f9a0a72a.jpg

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, so that's FOUR video game systems in one room.

If I were able to step into this picture, I bet I could find weed in like..15 seconds.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, it's totally right on or very near campus.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

God, people read the thread. We have established the speaker wire and the vice city stuff!

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/4/4404462_a4f9a0a72a_o.jpg

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I think nory's right that games are being played off-camera. Bottom-left corner contains knee and arm of Player 1.

Camera holder = Player 2

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Based on this photo, what are the Suspected Stash Locations?

(1) the dresser?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

THERE IS ANOTHER LEG IN THE PICTURE.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

XPOST

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

It must've been a magical moment when those two girls stepped gingerly into that bedroom, looked around, and sat down with a "oh, what the hell" kind of attitude. Sportgirl probably just dropped her purse to the ground with a *thump* before kicking back.

Wayne nervously set down the case of beer before sitting down in a position that would give the girls plenty of space while at the same time, not make it appear that he was actually somewhat intimidated by them.

Someone off-camera starts playing a video game before girl at the head of the bed turns her head, smiles, and says, "Hey, Wayne. Would it be okay if I had one of your beers?" Sportsgirl says, "Yeah, me too, if you don't mind. I'll pay you back."

Wayne can't believe his fortune in making a connection with these two. As politely as possible, he hands each a beer saying, "Oh, no problem. There's enough here for everyone!"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

i agree with tracer hand re: video games.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha xposts

whaddaya think the over/under is for average number of "bros" uttered per hour: 10?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Stash is unimaginitively under the matress.

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

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