Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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CHRIST WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

"TOTALITY HAS BEEN ACHIEVED!"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 16 May 2003 08:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Booyah!"

― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:17 (twenty years ago) link

"oh I didn't realise you were awake"

― j0e (j0e), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

" i really knocked the fuckin bag out of you huh?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:31 (twenty years ago) link

"Plane...going into nosedive...many lives in danger...must bail...out..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:34 (twenty years ago) link

"I wish I had a camera!"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

"BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *whack* *whack* *whack* *stinging anal probe*"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

*juggles apples and oranges, bows*

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:42 (twenty years ago) link

you could just make that machine gunning noise
little boys used to rush around the playground and make when
i was a kid.

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:43 (twenty years ago) link

Hi-five!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

"Hey Kool-Aid! OH YEEEEEEEAH!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:45 (twenty years ago) link

"A squid eating dough in a polyethelene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

"You got the right one, BAYBEH!"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Come feel the caress of Carruthers..."

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:52 (twenty years ago) link

"You're oddly asymmetrical, aren't you?"

― Wired Flounder (Wired Flounder), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

you could just do a cagney if there are any grapefruit to hand.

these are all getting a bit grunty [especially mine]

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Friday, 16 May 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

"Here's mud in yer eye!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

i've always liked "Yeaaahhhhh bitch."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

"eeeeeeexcellent" < /mr. burns>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 16 May 2003 14:39 (twenty years ago) link

"We're off tto Nevah-Nevahland" alá Metallica.

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

MYSTERY MACHINE!

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

"ZOIKS!" (Alternately: "JINKIES!")

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

SCOOBY DOO!

also:

OHHHHHHH Babar....

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:31 (twenty years ago) link

That last just sounds like Midge Ure singing kid's songs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

I thought as NeoNed or Morpheus or Heliogabulus or Confucius or Boadicea or the Interior Light Decorator I had access to all info everywhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

< ASS SLAP >

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

< / ASS SLAP >

― jm (jtm), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

"it's exam time"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Mama Mia!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

"YAHOOOO-OOH-OOOH!" (yes, to the tune of that jingle)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

"I hope you have field research to back up that assertion, Raggett."

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:06 (twenty years ago) link

"WE ARE THE YOUTH! GONE! WILD!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

Make a devil horn sign, in the tradition of Wykyd Sceptre.

In the same tradition: "Yeah, baby, you are so naked!"

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

"MY PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!"
(does no one here like the movie cabin boy?)

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

love it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 16 May 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

"That's Ben Gardner's boat"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 17 May 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Gezundheidt.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 17 May 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

All Praise Due to Allah

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 17 May 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

YOU'RE ONLY DIGGING THIS HOLE DEEPER YOU KNOW.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 19 May 2003 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

Am I the only person who has deliberately avoided this thread because I think I might not be able to get the answers out of my head when I actually do climax?

I’ve got my hand covering the upper part of the screen now BTW and I don’t know why I’m asking this because I’m never going to look at this thread again.

― mei (mei), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:19 (twenty years ago) link

That's a pretty long climax there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

"I've got the key, I've got the secret..."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 22:24 (twenty years ago) link

"I will not orgasm I will not orgasm I will not.. DAMMIT"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

Do you know Toto?

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

ha ha..you made me laugh!
I dig this board!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

This'll show that Harmony Korine!

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you.."

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

I am not the only queen in England!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:29 (twenty years ago) link

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