Cricket

Monty is a terrible cunt

A bit OTT even by your standards.

Never seen Withnail And I, have you? Hate having to explain my references.

not for about 15 years, no.

ARE YOU THE FARMER?!

We've gone on holiday by mistake...

sorry i loled at that jesus Withnail!

Victorian all-rounder Andrew McDonald and NSW left-armer Doug Bollinger are set to be called up into a squad of 13 for the Sydney Test.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/cricket/hayden-to-survive-but-changes-imminent/2008/12/30/1230399186421.html

Jason Krejza is the long term soloosh imo

if haydos is gone they should get jaques back in asap. i'd swap hussey and katich too, but that's me.

So KP wants Vaughan in his team and Moores doesn't. KP wants Moores to keep in the background and guess who doesn't. Moores doesn't have a great record.
KP is gonna be the one that comes out on top methinks.
So who will replace Moores? (and be KP's yes man) or will KP resign/get sacked?

Moores is history

So no crappy compromise til after a disastrous WI tour/ashes mauling?

What KP wants, KP gets

Moores doesn't have a great record but at the same time KP is an inexperienced captain(tho i can see that having vaughan there to help him is a good thing from that point of view, but he has to make runs before he can be considered)
I cant see KP getting full power somehow. but they cant take moores side.
Im all for Moores being replaced, but who with?

I'm with KP on this one though. No other England captain would be any different.

Bumble! I don't know, but there must be other guys around who could do as good or, preferably, a better job (xp)

One who can get Harmison, Monty, Vaughan and Bell firing? (since KP insists they get picked)

^^^those four fuckin' players

Mind you, Moores is right about picking Vaughan

yeah in an "it would be flaming fucking madness to pick Vaughan" way

KP going down a little in my estimation over this, sure he's showing himself to be strong-headed but he also needs to LET GO when it comes to inspirational captain-batsmen who are now without a shred of form

Owais Shah is the real loser in all of this tbh.

LJ wouldn't have picked Brearley

it was different in the 80's, nobody was scoring any runs at all except like javed miandad and allan border

also brearley was some sort of great pulsing cricket brain and a jolly decent sort. he had an education, you know

You may as well pick me as pick Vaughan

(and viv richards, and gordon greenidge)

(and some others)

I'd only play if I was above Bell in the order though. I'd have to insist on that.

also brearley was some sort of great pulsing cricket brain and a jolly decent sort. he had an education, you know

so as long as you go to a proper university you're good enough to play for England?

Not sure that Monty's stupid either- he has a degree from Loughborough, and always seems quite thoughtful to me.

― Neil S,

A degree in computer science. His final mark is unsupplied. Let's face it, his cricketing ability probably had a say in his acceptance, especially at Loughborough. Let's just be glad he's an international cricketer rather than a video-store clerk, eh?

just got offed

Also, playing cricket doesn't mean you know how it works;

― Just got offed,

it's time to get English cricket back to where it shone brightest: as the pastime of the aristocracy

Lord Trueman. The Earl of Gooch. The Bishop of Boycott.

Forget recent triumphs? Who was it who spread the game across our glorious Commonwealth, our Empire? The nobs, that's who.

Bloody underarm poofters

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, but on the other hand, lolz:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/7815038.stm

http://weblogs.jupiterresearch.com/analysts/card/archives/nelson-muntz.gif

Morris did a Gallian on him.

RIP English Cricket, Ashes to be taken away, etc, etc.

Just like you Aussies have been pulling a rope-a-dope with your tactical decision to lose to SA, so Pietersen pursues a wily long-game move to make Andrew Strauss captain just in time to lose to West Indies, allowing his triumphant come-back as captain in time for the Ashes!

Not even Strauss could fuck up a series against the Super Stamford XI West Indies, surely?

We'll see, I actually think Strauss would make a good captain, but the dressing room will now be "in turmoil" as sports hacks like to say.

Odds on Pietersen taking Australian nationality?

Oh, no thanks. He's no Kepler Wessels.

Yeah I would think he'd have even less friends in the Australian dressing room than in the England one!

even fewer!

o

dear.

Strauss will now get the job he should have been awarded when Vaughan stepped down. Ah the joy of hindsight!

jeezo - not how I was expecting this to pan out

The Ashes will still be up for grabs when I pitch up with my day four Oval tickets though, right?

A lot might depend on whether KP is in the team or not.

crazy. If KP is dropped as player then RIP england

Yeah but he would be pretty much unmanageable, no?

he could captain the Allen Stanford SuperBrilliant Golden Ticket Megateam against The Universe, rocket to depart at GMT 13:00 on the 20th of May

Best place for him.

lolz

I'm pretty peeved by this. I'm actually a big KP fan and wanted to see him at least given a crack at the Aussies. I trust we'll return to the same cautious, unexciting cricket that was our 90's trademark.