Keep Calm And .....

Keep Calm and Carrion.

Keep Calm And NSFW

x-post - I CAN'T! It enrages me in the same way those Coexist bumper stickers do. It's an irrational thing.

I had a friend in college who would randomly interrupt someone who was speaking with "Calm down, _____". It was a successful tactic for really pissing people off.

aw, the coexist bumperstickers at least have their heart in the right place.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4154a2S4BTL.jpg

I know, I know and so do the majority of ppl who buy this stuff wanting people to be chill. I said it was irrational goddammit!! ;)

Is that why they buy KCACO? My sense of it (in a non-ironic, original sense) is something like "resign yourself to death".

I don't desire to ever own a product with this slogan on it, but trying to buy and copyright it makes me irrationally angry, damnit.

I mean, just for the sake if it's history, leave it alone ffs

of

Oh god that Stereophonics album, now I'm really pissed off.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ruNyVjkCL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

ngggh

http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/education/homefront/spies/graphics/p_s4.jpg

http://u1.ipernity.com/15/88/66/7918866.f9040984.240.jpg

GIS for "Keep Calm and Curry On" pretty disappointing.

There are Keep Tidy And Carry On or Keep Calm And Tidy Up signs on all the meeting room doors on one floor of my office. Makes me want to strew the artfully-arranged books everywhere.

http://www.thecityreview.com/lonwar3.gif

ws nazi spy

never even been able to figure out that pun

http://www.maam.org/wwii/ww2_images/poster_2.jpg

h anley

I love that the Hitler wallpaper actually doesn't have ears.

I'm waiting for a tedious article about how post-Diana Britishes occasionally pine for stiff-upper-lip times.

Don't let your mother leave the country or she will be fawned over by fascists.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs21/f/2007/274/5/7/Loose_Lips_Sink_Ships_by_begger4mcgregor.jpg

Hanley's Hitler looks a bit...Blue-ish.

xp: nice!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3542013327_449bbefddc.jpg

those officers around mum are fine brit gents, no? whose mum is she? is she a spy? halp!

http://www.prints-online.com/image/coughs_and_sneezes_poster_1378001.jpg

trap the germans in your handkerchief

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/14/article-1257825-08B223DD000005DC-421_306x468.jpg

LOL XPOST

lol I totally read that as "trap the Germans in your handkerchief".

HER

http://cookit.e2bn.org/library/1245217117/new_grow_own.original.jpg

http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/smoking-020.gif

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OjCMkUOyiiU/SH44BVnJ8wI/AAAAAAAABEA/bMZCG3P1g4s/s400/carlesstalk.jpg

"apparently the convoy is sailing for england mein fuhrer"

So, thee jigsaw finally comes together. Excellent work, Corporal Ravensburger.

"Nicht problem, and danke for the ring, it's lovely"

Keep Calm and Carry On was irritating enough BEFORE I found out from this thread that it is a Stereophonics album. Now it is officially the worst.

you never not even HER

Wait, reading between the lines of ENBB's posts, this stuff is ubiquitous in the US too?

I am very, very tired of seeing this stuff, but the first time I saw one of the posters it did raise about 0.001% of a "lol ironic hell-in-a-handbasket/stiff-upper-lip WWII kitsch" smile, and I thought that association was the only reason anyone might find any redeeming features in it. The idea that people might be buying it without that is weird to me.

Eh, maybe there are buying it because of that and it just sort of passed me buy? All I know is that there is tons of this (and various variations on the theme - Keep Calm and Carry Yarn, Keep Calm and Love Hedgehogs*) on Etsy. Here, have a look:

http://www.etsy.com/search/handmade?search_submit=&ref=auto&q=keep+calm+and+carry+on&view_type=gallery&ship_to=US

* OMG WTF IS THIS? I like a nice little hhog as much as the next person but good Lord.

don't worry be happy

In thinking about it, I guess I did know but had just forgotten the origin. Anyway, hedgehogs people, hedgehogs.

Hm, most of those sellers are in the US. I guess this is a worldwide thing. I suppose there's nothing specifically British about the joke, especially since the original poster never ran, but I'm still a bit surprised.

Also, many of those are pretty ugly and/or wtf, as you'd expect from Etsy, and yet none of them are as ugly as the stuff sold by the guy trying to copyright it.

look it's not a *joke* okay? and part of the joke is that it *is* a peculiarly british sentiment i.e. stiff upper lip and getting on with things while the bombs rain down

So it's not a joke, and the joke has parts?

i'm not quite old enough to remember the war (that war) but my mum and dad were schoolskids, and afaict the "keep calm and carry on" posters were MUCH less part of shared memory than the "careless talk costs lives" cartoons, maybe partly bcz the cartoons have a sense of fun in the CTCL which appealed to them (also they were a series)

my mum also talked about radio malt as a favorite memory (she was 4 in 1939 and basically always said "The war was great!")

I find that there is nothing calm about my hedgehog love.

ew

KCACO posters were never put up unlike the CTCL ones

i like the keep calm and carry on poster, its gorgeously designed, i appreciate the sentiment too, i feel like maybe some people in this thread should "keep calm" about the posters ubiquity

So, thee jigsaw finally comes together

Is this a reference to the clothing store?

http://www.newtsgames.com/images/feature_variant/5/manufacturer_feature_image_26.jpg

My gf shops at Jigsaw occasionally and I've seen the KCACO poster there.

honestly surprised there isn't a

KEEP ON

TRUCKIN'

refit yet.

"DO, please, continue trucking. Pip, pip. Cheerio!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FrHkKXFRbCI

errrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrHkKXFRbCI

I hate this fucking thing, and I am glad that I can count on ILX to have already pulverized it.

I saw a dude in a KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON shirt on the weekend and I wanted very much to punch him

Is it wrong that I'm wearing this right now?

...shill for Warner Bros TV

Keep Calm and Cancel Your Cable Subscription

Keep Calm and Go Fuck Yourself

Keep Calm and Take Speed

Keep Calm and No One Watches Your Show

Keep Calm and Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?

Keep Calm And Remember When Martha Plimpton Was Awesome

Oh ffs, enough already.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41mjnwhvFbL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://www.music-news.com/showcompetition.asp?H=Win-1-of-3-Keep-Calm-and-Stay-Cosy-CDs&nCompetitionID=2704

keep calm and FUCK RIGHT OFF

as if they couldn't get any fucking worse

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/mar/02/amazon-withdraws-rape-slogan-shirt