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Keep calm and carry on (60 million people are about to die)

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

I just skimmed the article. I never knew that's what it which makes it at least a teensy bit interesting, yeah, no. NO MORE.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

knew that's what it which makes

^^ (missing a "was from") in there

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

Keep calm, enbb.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

Keep Calm and Carrion.

Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

Keep Calm And NSFW

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

x-post - I CAN'T! It enrages me in the same way those Coexist bumper stickers do. It's an irrational thing.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

I had a friend in college who would randomly interrupt someone who was speaking with "Calm down, _____". It was a successful tactic for really pissing people off.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

aw, the coexist bumperstickers at least have their heart in the right place.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4154a2S4BTL.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

I know, I know and so do the majority of ppl who buy this stuff wanting people to be chill. I said it was irrational goddammit!! ;)

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

Is that why they buy KCACO? My sense of it (in a non-ironic, original sense) is something like "resign yourself to death".

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

I don't desire to ever own a product with this slogan on it, but trying to buy and copyright it makes me irrationally angry, damnit.

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, just for the sake if it's history, leave it alone ffs

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

of

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

Oh god that Stereophonics album, now I'm really pissed off.

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

http://u1.ipernity.com/15/88/66/7918866.f9040984.240.jpg

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

GIS for "Keep Calm and Curry On" pretty disappointing.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

There are Keep Tidy And Carry On or Keep Calm And Tidy Up signs on all the meeting room doors on one floor of my office. Makes me want to strew the artfully-arranged books everywhere.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thecityreview.com/lonwar3.gif

mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

ws nazi spy

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

never even been able to figure out that pun

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.maam.org/wwii/ww2_images/poster_2.jpg

h anley

mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

I love that the Hitler wallpaper actually doesn't have ears.

I'm waiting for a tedious article about how post-Diana Britishes occasionally pine for stiff-upper-lip times.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

Don't let your mother leave the country or she will be fawned over by fascists.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Hanley's Hitler looks a bit...Blue-ish.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

xp: nice!

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3542013327_449bbefddc.jpg

mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link

those officers around mum are fine brit gents, no? whose mum is she? is she a spy? halp!

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

trap the germans in your handkerchief

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link

LOL XPOST

lol I totally read that as "trap the Germans in your handkerchief".

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

HER

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OjCMkUOyiiU/SH44BVnJ8wI/AAAAAAAABEA/bMZCG3P1g4s/s400/carlesstalk.jpg

"apparently the convoy is sailing for england mein fuhrer"

mark s, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

So, thee jigsaw finally comes together. Excellent work, Corporal Ravensburger.

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

"Nicht problem, and danke for the ring, it's lovely"

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

Keep Calm and Carry On was irritating enough BEFORE I found out from this thread that it is a Stereophonics album. Now it is officially the worst.

DaTruf (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

you never not even HER

triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Wait, reading between the lines of ENBB's posts, this stuff is ubiquitous in the US too?

I am very, very tired of seeing this stuff, but the first time I saw one of the posters it did raise about 0.001% of a "lol ironic hell-in-a-handbasket/stiff-upper-lip WWII kitsch" smile, and I thought that association was the only reason anyone might find any redeeming features in it. The idea that people might be buying it without that is weird to me.

how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

Eh, maybe there are buying it because of that and it just sort of passed me buy? All I know is that there is tons of this (and various variations on the theme - Keep Calm and Carry Yarn, Keep Calm and Love Hedgehogs*) on Etsy. Here, have a look:

http://www.etsy.com/search/handmade?search_submit=&ref=auto&q=keep+calm+and+carry+on&view_type=gallery&ship_to=US

* OMG WTF IS THIS? I like a nice little hhog as much as the next person but good Lord.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

don't worry be happy

conrad, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

In thinking about it, I guess I did know but had just forgotten the origin. Anyway, hedgehogs people, hedgehogs.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

Hm, most of those sellers are in the US. I guess this is a worldwide thing. I suppose there's nothing specifically British about the joke, especially since the original poster never ran, but I'm still a bit surprised.

Also, many of those are pretty ugly and/or wtf, as you'd expect from Etsy, and yet none of them are as ugly as the stuff sold by the guy trying to copyright it.

how do i shot slime mould voltron form (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

look it's not a *joke* okay? and part of the joke is that it *is* a peculiarly british sentiment i.e. stiff upper lip and getting on with things while the bombs rain down

conrad, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

So it's not a joke, and the joke has parts?

Mark G, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

Mum's the word

Comes from mummer, btw.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

got caught up in a BNP rally once and a few of them were wearing t-shirts with this on. For some time i assumed anyone I saw wearing t-shirts with this on was far right, until the profile became so vague and generally applicable that it was clear it had gone beyond that. Still has the whiff of association though and I'm not sure that the source of its revival can't be located there.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link

look it's not a *joke* okay? and part of the joke is that it *is* a peculiarly british sentiment i.e. stiff upper lip and getting on with things while the bombs rain down

― conrad, Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:27 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark

I realize that the original poster was not a joke, but it's just astounding to me that this thing would be memeing about for 10-odd years and it would not have - for at least some segment of the population - taken on the jokey connotation I've been reading into it.

Also, regarding the US vs. UK prevalence of this, I've only seen it before on ilxor.

rustic italian flatbread, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

So, thee jigsaw finally comes together. Excellent work, Corporal Ravensburger.

― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 11:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

a+

max, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

i like the keep calm and carry on poster, its gorgeously designed, i appreciate the sentiment too, i feel like maybe some people in this thread should "keep calm" about the posters ubiquity

max, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

So, thee jigsaw finally comes together

Is this a reference to the clothing store?

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

My gf shops at Jigsaw occasionally and I've seen the KCACO poster there.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:28 (twelve years ago) link

honestly surprised there isn't a

KEEP ON

TRUCKIN'

refit yet.

banana mogul (goole), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

"DO, please, continue trucking. Pip, pip. Cheerio!"

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

errrrr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrHkKXFRbCI

"marvellously inoffensive" (Eazy), Monday, 12 March 2012 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

I hate this fucking thing, and I am glad that I can count on ILX to have already pulverized it.

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

I saw a dude in a KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON shirt on the weekend and I wanted very much to punch him

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

Is it wrong that I'm wearing this right now?

Leslie Mann: Boner Machine (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

...shill for Warner Bros TV

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

Keep Calm and Cancel Your Cable Subscription

Dog shave the Queen / 'Cos tourists owe money!!! (snoball), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

Keep Calm and Go Fuck Yourself

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

Keep Calm and Take Speed

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

Keep Calm and No One Watches Your Show

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

Keep Calm and Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?

Dog shave the Queen / 'Cos tourists owe money!!! (snoball), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

Keep Calm And Remember When Martha Plimpton Was Awesome

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

keep calm and FUCK RIGHT OFF

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

as if they couldn't get any fucking worse

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/mar/02/amazon-withdraws-rape-slogan-shirt

prolego, Sunday, 3 March 2013 13:12 (eleven years ago) link


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