Someone get Je55e a husband!!!!!! Stat! Yes, the roommate thing is a bad idea, did it twice and blehk, never again, just the furry four legged types now.
dowd: that is the best actually.
― *tera, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
I'm pretty much guaranteed to be dogless or the foreseeable future. I won't have a dog as long as I live alone b/c I am away from home for long hours, and it wouldn't be fair to the dog. But there is no fucking way I'm going to live with a roommate unless a terrible financial or medical crisis gives me no other choice. The only real path to my having a dog is to bag a husband.
― Je55e, Sunday, October 9, 2011 10:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This is like, the entire tragedy of the human condition summarized in one post. I feel you...
And that's not even including the paradox factor of requiring an adorable puppy to reel in a spouse in the first place.
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Monday, 10 October 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
can I have a husband and a dog too pls
― cozen, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
haha yes that kind of summed up my entire condition p neatly
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
I just found a pic of myself age 8 dogsitting my relative's dog and omg it made me want a dog even more
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
Haha, you're right. I dog sit for my boss sometimes, so maybe I'll get lucky. Though I don't take her to the dog park b/c if she got in a fight, regardless of who started it, the pit would be likely would get the blame. But yes, dogs are amazing poon/dong magnets.
That video Michael White posted is awesome <3! The end was great: "MAGGIE D---!" and the bull mastiff's mug lunges at the camera.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUeHiL8imQ4
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgWUeI3AHrs
― jaxon, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
ha. i watched another version of it and the newscaster claimed the dog survived
― jaxon, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
pls link to that one!!
― Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
it was a facebook video, so prob blocked. this was the closest i could find that was in english
― jaxon, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.owlpages.com/articles.php?section=Owl+Stories&title=Caring+Owl
― caek, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
Awww, that's amazing. The owl with a big <3.
Seriously the pics of the author's wife sleeping with the owl + bat gift perched on top of her made me gasp. I would freak the fuck out if I woke up to find that. O_O (that owl but also me were that to happen)
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
Otoh, that is just awesome. I love the owl and the pussycat...
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah that's fantastic <3
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link
section=Owl+Stories&title=Caring+Owl
I love Caring Owl, maybe some day when I am sad it will show up with a gutted vole for me.
― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
I love all the dangling tails
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/InHx6.jpg
get this owl a coffee!!
― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
That owl is seriously my hero.
― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
not so hot for the mouse of course.
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
It's kind of hard to get mad at an obligate carnivore living at the highest trophic level, even if that makes me "soft on mouse murder."
― fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
this is gonna hurt yer congressional run
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
lol at get this owl a coffee!!
― caek, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rEn0A.jpg
― dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfJs1P-0Xc
― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
omg omg i want a fox toooo!
i saw two foxes on sunday night in western MA as we were waiting at a stop sign next to a big wooded area in a v small town. foxes!!
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0162fbc296eb970d-pi
― Je55e, Thursday, 20 October 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbv4cTuv61qfjjglo1_250.gif http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbv4cTuv61qfjjglo2_250.gifhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbv4cTuv61qfjjglo9_r1_250.gif http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbv4cTuv61qfjjglo5_250.gifhttp://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbv4cTuv61qfjjglo10_r1_250.gif http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbv4cTuv61qfjjglo6_250.gif
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 October 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link
lmao top right ftw
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
ahahahaaa(gif award nominee imo)
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 22 October 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faVUJ-r9DD4
― jaxon, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPmbmsWdN9E
― jaxon, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrf4pc11tD1qgbg0co1_500.jpg
― Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link
OH SHIT, A BEAR!
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 11:48 (twelve years ago) link
That reminds me...
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://mytravelmap.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/2005_grizzly_man_015.jpg
― moullet, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
sb
― corey, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
suggest bear?
― emil.y, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
Ha!
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
someone's breakfast
― corey, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 03:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltoimeBMq61qk5yn3o1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
!
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
So soft!
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
I want to nuzzle all the puppy ears.
Does this go here or on Look at This Fucking Cat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3LFzqLEz3I
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/8849574/Rare-white-wombat-rescued-in-Australia.html
― ffs sorrow (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltsajapSKX1qk5yn3o1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuiqqZcLZFc
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 October 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltn894UqY41qbi1f7o1_500.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.break.com/index/gecko-saves-friend-from-snake-on-wall-2193883
― jaxon, Saturday, 29 October 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link