"ah, retirement"
― anorange (abanana), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
"Harry, there is corn growing in the living room!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:03 (twelve years ago) link
the steins misunderstand the concept of cornholing
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
"I'm not sure this is how 'stalking' is supposed to work."
― Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan M. (Phil D.), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
"next stop, heroin!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
^kinda feeling that one
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
Your Ethanol Subsidies at Work
irl lol
― Prostetnic Vogon Limbaugh (Dan Peterson), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
"Harry, I shaved my vulva!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
"'work from home'? i thought you said 'jerk farm home'!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
"i suppose this is what passes for progress in president obama's amerikkka"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
did i win yet?
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
Haha OK I got one.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
"I never promised you a rose garden."
gnerrrrrrrrr
― Mark G, Monday, 10 October 2011 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Well look at what we have to work with!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
tru
― Mark G, Monday, 10 October 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
"Damn Mabel, this weed is so good I can't tell if that's a mirror, or a picture frame, or a window."
― triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Monday, 10 October 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
The pope pup smokes dope.
as high as an elephants eye he said, christ what an asshole
― brownie, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
"Christ what a mousehole"
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link
someone should have a booth for this at occupy wall street
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
(late, I know)
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
current one:
"I guess he's finally going through with that plan to murder and maim thousands of civilians"
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/10/17/p465/111017_contest_p465.jpg
This is normal.
― max, Monday, 10 October 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
"Depressing couple is depressing"
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
"you know what my favorite thing is about corn?"
― Z S, Monday, 10 October 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
"the real joke here is that she's reading print media"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
"wanna shuck this corn and see how many holes it'll fit into?"
rated r
― Z S, Monday, 10 October 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
"I don't know what this week's winning caption will be, but I'll bet it will be corny"
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry, xpost, that was for the one with the dude with the weapons.
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link
"That's it, the vegans downstairs have got to go."
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 10 October 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link
"this cotton harvest should be really profitable once our slave shipment arrives"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
enter that
― Disraeli Geirs (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/10/24/p465/111024_contest_p465.jpg"ALL TOGETHER THEN! Croc-Croc Crockaway Beach..."
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link
"wait a second - new yorker cartoons don't have color!"
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link
"Wow, our crocodile costumes are really realistic, aren't they?"
― Waka Flocka Floccupy Wall Street (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
"This is normal."
― max, Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
:D
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link
tracer it still cracks me up, so much funnier than "christ what an asshole"
― max, Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
I am particularly proud of it!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
Mainly I guess because it feels New Yorkerish to me, i.e. privileged people fooling themselves, or overplaying their hand, about some aspect of the world
It is befuddling to me how UN-NEW-YORKERY the winning caption nearly always is
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
Possibly my favorite NYer cartoon ever was captionless. It had a guy on a desert island and a guy floating on a raft, both looking at each other, and one thought balloon they shared between them: "I'm saved!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
"I hope this train is going to Croccuppy Wall Street!"
― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
^^^^^^
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
― max, Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
"With these crocodile costumes, no one will know we're alligators!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
I know, I know... but I think that starts to pick the lock of the style a bit, i.e. "solve the puzzle" of the cartoon basically
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 October 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
"I know; I didn't expect New Yorkers to be so friendly either!"
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
"they're staring, maurice, i told you they would stare"
"this must be the...buffet car"
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 October 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link