o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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ENBB, google

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

googled shake that bear

watched the video

society is in the gutter

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

No - I don't want to! Can't you just summarize?

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

it's ribald

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Aw, man. I should have listened to my instincts and not watched that. wtf.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

No - I don't want to! Can't you just summarize?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:41 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Once upon a time a man and a woman are hunting in the forest. The woman giggles and shoots bear out of tree. The woman giggles again. The man laughs too. They are happy. The man and the woman go to the bear's corpse. The giggle again. The woman undoes her trousers, gets on her knees and bends over, leaning on the dead bear. The man takes the woman from behind. The woman moans, the man groans. The man comes over the woman's butt and lower back. They giggle. The bear is being dragged off and torn apart by dogs. The woman opens a bottle of champagne. The end.

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

oh... xp

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

well thanks for saving me the trouble.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link

Ten four

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

I accidentally almost saw Church of Fudge last night while eating a bowl of cereal. The best thing to do when you hear about a deceptively innocuously named meme is to go directly to Encyclopedia Dramatica and avoid all primary sources.

Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

when I was growing up, it was goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty. NONE OF THIS SHAKE THAT BEAR AND CHURCH OF FUDGE SHIT

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:35 (21 hours ago)

these three are the holy trinity of the internet imo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

surprisingly ED has no entry on shake that bear

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

wait what happened to ED, it used to be a lot funnier

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

It doesn't? I thought I read about it there. I guess it was Urban Dictionary.

Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

ED got taken over/sold, I thought. There are a couple mirrors with the original content

( ) (mh), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

I was about to say I thought ED was gone altogether.

Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://goldenstethoscope.net/pill_images/viagra-cialis-levitra.jpg

Maybe one day, Trayce. There is hope.

Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:25 (twelve years ago) link

Haha - result # 3 in my GIS for Viagra and Cialis

http://vardenafiltablet.net/uploads/30211/viagra-cialis-generic.jpg

Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

actual sharp intake of breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xpLD5cSOWs

cozen, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

that was my exact reaction. v loud v audible, totally involuntary

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

What an idiot. He just barely made it. OMG.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

I want to see that pool/ledge with a normal lens

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

ohgod

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

Is that him lobotomized at the end?

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

"fuckin idiot............."

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, even after reading cozen and gbx's posts about gasping, and expecting not to, I involuntarily gasped. Which sucked b/c I had a mouthful of mashed potatoes.

Je55e, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

the part where he enters the water looks fake

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/PMacGillvary

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

church of fudge...?

you know what, I don't even want to know

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:29 (twelve years ago) link

SCHEIßE

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

I figured as much

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

"R Bilson was very unsexy on Fallon last night. Hope you don't make the same mistake tonight."

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

@alisonbrie It is amazing how interesting any story told by a girl with big boobs is.You were awesome on Fallon.
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max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

@TheReal_Jlh The ultimate gift to your fans would be to pose topless. A great Thank You for all their support over the years.
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max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

@TheReal_Jlh GOING TOPLESS WOULD BE GREAT GIFT TO YOUR FANS EVEN JENNIFER ANISTON FINALLY TOPLESS IN NEXT MOVIE
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max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

@emmyrossum I guess you have to be in great shape for all those nude scenes. :o)
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max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

is The Real_Jlh Jennifer Love-Hewitt??????

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

yes

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (twelve years ago) link

oh I see, dude is creepfesting out to all of these actresses

I misread that at first and thought all of these actresses were trying to lez up Rachel Bilson

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

._.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

:-)

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, October 14, 2011 3:04 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark

perfect dn, contextually speaking

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link

I misread that at first and thought all of these actresses were trying to lez up Rachel Bilson

Oh, duh. I thought so too and I was confused.

Je55e, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

~russia~
http://www.snotr.com/video/8102/We_Love_Russia

cozen, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

soooooo... there's that.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOkoQSR_is

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

20th Century Fox Research Library

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link


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