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The virginity one? At least there were only two people in the room, even if their was vomit and fingers-in-bums. Homoerotic group masturbation didn't happen until much later.

Scik Mouthy on Monday, 12 March 2007 18:36 (27 minutes ago)
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Stylus magazine Xmas bash, I heard?

Matt DC on Monday, 12 March 2007 18:37 (27 minutes ago)

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

so is this like fraternity hazing, except more overtly homo??

elmo argonaut on Monday, 12 March 2007 15:59 (14 minutes ago)

tbh, as far as Oxbridge stuff goes, this is pretty much as hetero as it gets.

Dom Passantino on Monday, 12 March 2007 16:00 (13 minutes ago)

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe I should join this Shimura Curves band to get laid, seems to work for even the the most desperate cases.

suzy on Monday, March 12, 2007 4:44 PM (7 minutes ago)

― ^@^, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

where wus that`

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pulling thread

― ^@^, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT TO DINNER AND WATCHED MOVIES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS.

JW on Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:16 (55 minutes ago)

― ^@^, Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

stoled zing :(

― jessie monster, Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

im not sure you understand

― ^@^, Monday, 19 March 2007 10:55 (seventeen years ago) link

OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT TO DINNER AND WATCHED MOVIES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS.

JW on Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:16 (55 minutes ago)

^@^ on Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:12 (Yesterday)
stoled zing :(

jessie monster on Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:16 (Yesterday)
im not sure you understand

^@^ on Monday, 19 March 2007 10:55 (2 hours ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 19 March 2007 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

there's something truly hilarious about the second of those rugby photos, and I think it may have something to do with the lady on the right.

unfished business on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:35 (Yesterday)
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not interesting.

marissa on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:38 (Yesterday)

― gff, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

poor lj, even the psychotic pwn him

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahaha I read that and lolled. Pwnz0r3d by marissa!

That marissa thread generally =

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Vietgrove/barthelmess.jpg

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

marissa thread locked ;_;

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

it's a shame it was locked; I was planning upon using the killer 'not interesting' line right back on one of her many interminable and unfathomable Joachim rants.

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that would have shut her up, no doubt.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT HAPPENS TO A ZING DEFERRED?
does it dry up like raisinsssssssss???

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

It wouldn't have worked, Louis. I don't think she's a real person at all, I think she's a chatbot designed by a sadistic maniac.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not so sure; how would she have picked up on forksclovetofu's claim that he was Joachim if she was just a bot?

I reckon it's Blount.

― unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I the only person who believes Marissa is a real person? You never her.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't have an opinion either way, but I actually would be kind of disturbed if she was real.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa is REAL, believe it. I have heard the voice messages and all their rambling pathos.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to believe in Marissa

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

man, someone needs to reup the marissa voicemails

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I had them, but they were lost in the great '06 hard drive crash :( :(

I'm pretty sure some of the old Aja/Dante crew (Dom, forks) would have them??

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/twigs-n-sprigs.safeshopper.com/images/b0f8c9q.jpg

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

if we all clap our hands and say we believe, maybe the thread will be unlocked?

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I like marissa's posts a lot.

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Confounded has Marissa files, he played them at his old DJ night at least once. Go hound one of those people.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

what did he play it over?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

(plz say "Call Me")

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

867-5309.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

"911 Is A Joke"

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"schizophrenia"

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I think he played it alone, at the end of the set, and I might have asked him to because I didn't know the phone convo tapes existed up until that point.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i have them

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

leonardo dude

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i will when i get home

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

noice

― Edward III, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa's totally real. Phone and email conversations on my end.
Not sure why she keeps thinking I'm Joachim, but she does keep saying that.
I still like her music!

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hello marissa

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

marissa 3030

― river wolf, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

So beautiful.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

on my itunes, "story of my life" by marty robbins (/burt bacharach) comes on right after the crazy marissa calls and the goofy whistling intro is pretty much the best followup i could ask for to her madness.

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 March 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

haha this reminds me of when some dude was posting about how people should check out devin and ethan clowned him for acting like devin the dude was obscure on ILM. Or something like that.

deej on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:08 PM (7 minutes ago)

great story.

s1ocki on Tuesday, March 27, 2007 1:09 PM (7 minutes ago)

― and what, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

zzz

― deej, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.techcrunch.com/2007/03/27/john-mccains-myspace-page-hacked/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahahaasdkf;'k

― sleep, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago) link

and!

http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/mccaingroup.png

lololol

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

an incomplete database is no good though. i must go on!

modestmickey on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:28 (3 hours ago)

all you ever do is go on

estela on Friday, 30 March 2007 03:29 (3 hours ago)

― Fetchboy, Friday, 30 March 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"ADD TO GORUP" is some funny shit.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

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