SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

http://open.spotify.com/album/4BnNSzOWadogStvyYshJIo

you probably do

happy anniversary btw. xposts.

Thank you! It was very nice, we ate a ton of great food, now I'm ready to pass out. Kids are still awake, though... they don't go to sleep if they have a sitter, apparently. SIGH

Happy anniversary!

Thank you! We went to Ristorante Luci, then Cheapo, which was fun/absurd. Food is fantastic there.

Did you guys do anything special for J031's birthday?

We went to a VERY nice restaurant in town called Troquet with good friends and had a fantastic meal with three bottles of wine. It was really, really nice.

J started her day at work with office mimosas and basically spent the whole day drinking, lol

Awesome x 1 billion!

Man, I love your wife, too, she's hilarious/awesome.

man, even when doing things I like to do I can't help but be a horrible procrastinator; I had a whole month to work on a song for the new ILX compilation and I basically slapped together the last half of it this weekend (which was actually the first half)

Hello hello. Wisconsin makes more sense to me now.

xpost -- but you got done. By the skin of your teeth. And that is what counts.

The sausages are considered mascots and have names. Brett, the bratwurst, is identified by his lederhosen. Stosh, the Polish sausage, sports dark glasses and a rugby shirt. The one with the mustache and the chef’s outfit is Guido, the Italian sausage. Frankie Furter, the hot dog, wears a baseball uniform. Cinco the chorizo dons a sombrero.

POLL

ILE thread plz.

The greatest scandal Wisconsin had pre-Walker:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9kJw-kWQ8

Baseball, Wisconsin and stupid mascot tricks

I lived in Wisconsin for almost a year, but most of that has faded.

On the other hand, I married someone from Wisconsin.

Hmmmmm.

*disturbed*

btw I don't know how to square deX's "I'm a procrastinator" with the fact that he was involved in every single activity, ever, when we were in high school.

I was in all of those activities so I would have an excuse not to do any homework! Also, I was bored.

My excuse for overbooking myself was pretty much, "hey, I can not be at home this way"

How could you be BORED in HSTNGS, though!? *shock, horror*

haha that too; having no car out in the country suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

I suppose that would have made things worse by far.

If I got desperate, all I had to do to get home was walk a little way.

yeah, if you got tired of your family you could, say, walk to Westview and window shop

I could... climb a tree. LITERALLY

The weird part is how much I now miss that house on L0U1S!

We should have had some extra rooms for friends who lived in the country who didn't want to go home overnight. Would have been perfect - well, except that there was never any food at my house (remember?).

ahahaha "window shopping" at Westview. My mother was bizarrely obsessed with Perman's. I still have no idea why.

Also I still don't know how to climb a tree. Who learned real life skillz there?!

strangely, in my software job I have never had to climb a tree

well I know that isn't true

I have often had to chase wild geese tho

makes perfect sense; you live in the wilds of Boston and everything

It's a tragic place where he lives. The flying jellyfish attack his face each day.

He should make that into a hit movie, srsly

ugh

I typed "it's realy sad" into Youtube hoping to find something funny and found two separate ppl had uploaded the same video of a cat mourning over a dead cat's body

Okay, "it's realy sad" is not going to bring you something funny, crazy!

Dear deX, I am worried that somehow you haven't learned to use the internets correctly. And that confuses me deeply.

Okay, "it's realy sad" is not going to bring you something funny, crazy!

I beg to differ

You are so weird. <3

I was entertaining myself the other day laughing over an old _General Hospital_ clip, though, so what am I even on about...

Beg to differ? I ardly even knewer etc

so confused now

not that that's new

deX - listened to "Dragon" - and enjoyed it!

^_^ yay

p.s. I did not wake the dragon, so don't worry

I still can't believe I managed to stretch that thing out for 11 minutes

Pretty cool!!!!

why is a guy whose name I don't recognize sending me a picture of a woman I don't know in an email that contains the line "Made with FatBooth App for iPhone"

whats up vegas blackout evening

nah, if it was Vegas blackout related, I would expect a woman to be sending me a picture of a guy, given who we were hanging out with

Ummmm Okay then!

strangest spam ever?