Rank Anything You Feel Like Ranking

the hell you say.

I shall hereby rank Catherine Wheel's brilliant "Adam And Eve"

For Dreaming
Thunderbird
Broken Nose
Goodbye
Delicious
Satellite
Here Comes The Fat Controller
Ma Solituda
Future Boy
Phantom Of The American Mother
Outro
Intro

Past
Present
Future

turkey sandwidge
chinese foods
slice of cold gravy
"turkey casserole"

: things you might eat after Thanksgiving

bubble bath
bubble wand
weird chemical goo that dries into color bubbles
bubble machine
Bubbles
bubble pipe
Bubble Boy

: things with bubbles

I give you meat
You blow my head
I suck your mind
I give you heat
You take my body
You say you're hungry

: that one part of get down make love

East Side Story
Play
Argybargy
Sweets from a Stranger
Some Fantastic Place
Frank
The non-existent complete B-sides collection I've been dreaming of for years
Cool for Cats
Difford & Tilbrook
Babylon and On
Ridiculous
Squeeze
Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti
Domino

The top 3 are set in stone; the rest could shift a spot or three on a moment's whim. I'm sure "Cool for Cats" would place higher if I hadn't kind of neglected it all these years.

The Song Titles of Zandosis' George W. Bush Go Straight To Fucking Hell:

1. Bill O'Reilly's Face Sanded off, Pureed, Injected into an Enema Bag and Administered to a Willing Rick Santorum
2. Trent Lott Asking for Directions in Brooklyn (a.k.a. Fuckin' Cracker)
3. Jack Abramoff Scalped
4. A Menstruating Condoleeza Rice Dropped in the Amazon River, Eaten by Piranha in 60 Seconds
5. Pat Robertson Plagued by Locusts
6. Alberto Gonzales Wearing a Black Hooded Mask, Standing on a Crate with Electric Wires Taped to His Outstretched Hands
7. Paul Wolfowitz Boiled Alive in His Own Urine
8. Jerry Falwell Meets the Children of the Corn
9. Bill Frist Kept Alive in a Persistent Vegetative State and Broadcast 24 Hours a Day on His Own Cable Network, Part One
10. Bill Frist Kept Alive in a Persistent Vegetative State and Broadcast 24 Hours a Day on His Own Cable Network, Part Two
11. Brit Hume Scattered, Smothered, Tarred and Feathered
12. Clarence Thomas on the Wrong End of a Gay Porno
13. Rush Limbaugh Sodomized by a 30-Pound Cuban Cigar
14. Michael Brown in the Superdome on September 4th, 2005
15. John Ashcroft Flattened Under the Weight of a 5,200 Pound Replica of the Ten Commandments
16. Dick Cheney Bleeding to Death on the Streets of Detroit
17. Michael Powell Choking to Death on the Shattered Glass of My TV Screen
18. Donald Rumsfeld Buried Up to His Neck in Dogshit with Lawnmover on Top
19. Karl Rove Forced to Roam the Earth Forever as One of the Living Dead Feeding on Raw Sewage
20. Richard Perle Torn Apart by Jackals
21. William Rehnquist Torn Apart by Six-Foot Bull Sharks
22. Colin Powell Uncle Tom
23. Tom DeLay Shoved in a Roach Motel, Poisoned, and Eaten from the Inside Out by Tarantulas
24. Ari Fleischer Split Right Down the Middle
25. Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown into a Press Room of Broken Glass, Part One
26. Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown into a Press Room of Broken Glass, Part Two
27. Judith Miller Cut in Two by an Improvised Explosive Device
28. Fuck John Cage
29. Tony Blair Trampled by French Poodles
30. Anthony Scalia Has a Hunting Accident in the Middle of the Wilderness, Gets Savaged by Wolves
31. Peggy Noonan Forcefed the Rotting Corpse of Ronald Regan
32. Paul Bremer at the End of Lynndie England's Leash
33. George W. Bush Go Straight to Fucking Hell
34. William Kristol Raped in Prison
35. Silence Is Golden

1. Pecans
2. Hazelnuts
3. Almonds
4. Peanuts
5. Walnuts
6. Pistachio
7. Cashew
8. Brazil nut

: Nuts

^^from worst to best i guess?

Actually pecans are awes

It's true. Pecans are the best nut. And Brazil the worst. In fact, aside from the criminal misranking of the pistachio, it's an honorable list.

i mean we've talked this bullshit through before, winner is cashews.

iirc there was a poll done and deez won

Satellite
Here Comes The Fat Controller
Ma Solituda
Future Boy
Phantom Of The American Mother

B...but these are the best five tracks!

New Edition members, most to least badass:

1. Bobby Brown
2. Johnny Gill
3. Michael Bivins
4. Ron DeVoe
5. Ricky Bell
6. Ralph Tresvant

FZ studio (not live) guitar solos.

1. Sleep Dirt
2. RDNZL
3. Watermelon in Easter Hay

...what else? He really does seem to have been more inspired live than in the studio as a soloist.

top 3 favourite moments about from WE JAM ECONO:
1. D Boon's footwear
2. George Hurley's hair (all moments)
3. J. Mascis as Terry Jones-style middle-aged woman

Today
Tomorrow
Yesterday

love
sex
marriage

speaking as an unmarried person...

1. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
2. I Can't Help It
3. Workin' Day and Night
4. Rock With You
5. Off the Wall
6. She's Out of My Life
7. Get On the Floor
8. Girlfriend
9. Burn this Disco Out
10. It's the Falling in Love

kiss me kiss me kiss me
disintegration
faith
17 seconds
pornography

House Season 4
House Season 1
House Season 2
House Season 5
House Season 3

1. Do The Right Thing
2. He Got Game
3. Bamboozled
4. School Daze
5. Clockers
6. Inside Man
7. Jungle Fever
8. Miracle At St. Anna
9. Malcolm X
10. 25th Hour
11. Mo' Better Blues
12. Summer Of Sam
13. She's Gotta Have It
14. Get On The Bus
15. Crooklyn
16. She Hate Me
17. Girl 6

2. He Got Game
3. Bamboozled
4. School Daze
5. Clockers
6. Inside Man
7. Jungle Fever
8. Miracle At St. Anna
9. Malcolm X
10. 25th Hour
11. Mo' Better Blues
12. Summer Of Sam
13. She's Gotta Have It

??!?!!?

1. Sign 'O' the Times
2. Love Symbol
3. Emancipation
4. 1999
5. Graffiti Bridge
6. Lovesexy
7. Controversy
8. Purple Rain
9. The Gold Experience
10. Parade
11. Dirty Mind
12. Diamonds and Pearls
13. The Black Album
14. Around the World in a Day
15. Batman
16. Come

Carsey-Werner Productions

1. The Cosby Show (NBC)
2. Roseanne (ABC)
3. That '70s Show (FOX)
4. A Different World (NBC)
5. The Tracy Morgan Show (NBC)
6. 3rd Rock from the Sun (NBC)
7. Grounded for Life (FOX/The WB)
8. Grace Under Fire (ABC)
9. That '80s Show (FOX)
10. Cosby (CBS)
11. Cybill (CBS)
12. You Bet Your Life (1992 Bill Cosby revival, syndicated)
13. Whoopi (NBC)
14. God, the Devil and Bob (NBC)
15. ZOOM (PBS)

tbh, don't really care after number 7 and don't even know what the last 2 are

3. Emancipation

11. Dirty Mind

...

..

.

Sorry, still processing this mindfuck of a ranking.

1. 9x's Outta 10
2. Whatcha Wan Do
3. Hey Playa! (Morrocan Blues)
4. Do You Know
5. Fuck Y'all
6. Jupiter's Critic and the Mind of Mars
7. Ohh!
8. Cream N Ya Panties
9. The Appeal
10. Exodus
11. Blaqkout

1. yours truly
2. marco
3. merrick
4. terry lee
5. gary tibbs

1. Gary Gilmore & the Island of Dr. Moreau
2. Son of Sam

oreos
grilled chicken
salmon
pbr

jameson's
maker's mark
evan williams
jack daniels

ghostface
that crazy synth riff
rza
killah priest
gza

grindin'
what happened to that boy
mr. me too
the funeral
cot damn
when the last time
kinda like a big deal
wamp wamp (what it do)
popular demand (popeyes)
ma i don't love her
i'm good

1. Non-vegetables
2. Vegetables

Into the Groove
Lucky Star
Papa Don’t Preach
Like a Prayer
Live to Tell
Holiday
Borderline
Open Your Heart
Justify My Love
Material Girl
Crazy for You
Rescue Me
Like a Virgin
Vogue
Cherish
Express Yourself
La Isla Bonita

koaeedee there
waltz of the new moon
very cellular song
witch's hat
swift as the wind
the water song
three is a green crown
mercy i cry city
nightfall
the minotaur's song

1. ranking roger
2. everyone else

― DJ Salinger (joni), Saturday, November 27, 2004 7:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

<3 this post.

1. Ry Cooder
2. Night Air
3. Cornpone Brunch
4. Spiderwebbed
5. Onions Wrapped in Rubber
6. Tin Cans & Twine
7. On Noble
8. His Second Story Island
9. Magnet Pulls Through
10. Flyrod

1. solo Frippertronics
2. King Crimson
3. Exposure
4. production work for other artists
5. the albums with Andy Summers
6. 2000s Soundscapes
7. 1990s Soundscapes
8. whatever's left

1. Fripp & Eno
2. WmC's list, in order

^^^ yes

:: smacks self in head ::

1. Blood Simple
2. Fargo
3. O Brother Where Art Thou?
4. Miller's Crossing
5. Raising Arizona
6. A Serious Man
7. The Man Who Wasn't There
8. The Big Lebowski
9. Barton Fink
10. No Country For Old Men
11. The Hudsucker Proxy
12. Burn After Reading
13. Intolerable Cruelty
14. The Ladykillers

1. Qdoba
2. Chipotle
3. Moe's Southwest Grill

1. Spacemen 3
2. Spiritualized
3. Spectrum
4. Experimental Audio Research

Manhattan
Love & Death
Annie Hall
Sleeper
(Play it Again, Sam)
Bananas
Everything You Always...

Haven't seen Interiors yet.

1. The Animal Speaks
2. Omaha
3. Clustering Train
4. Buenos Aires
5. Only One Party
6. Silver Bullet
7. Boy (Go)
8. (Kind of) True

Homer
Lisa
Bart
Marge
Maggie

8. The Big Lebowski

This makes me very, very happy.