could we have a thread like the one I started on ILG to list the major offenders in sports bloggerdom? I mean at least that way the complaints all stay in one place
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
take nominations in the postseason, and run a poll that closes super sunday
send the winner an e-mail virus that curses his bloodline forever
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
i have come to hate bill simmons, if he counts as a sports blogger
― omar little, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i like Bill Simmons. i used to be ambivalent but the more other people dislike him, the more i am moved to embrace him. i don't understand the hate, but then i am in Boston so maybe i wouldn't.
― for mash get Smash (Roberto Spiralli), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
tombot that's what my S&D futbol writing thread was meant for! also to point out to good stuff, but mostly to pile on the awful shit.
― cankles, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
I just revived an old piss-and-moan blog thread per Tom's request. I'd prefer to keep the OMG AWESOME accolades far away from the FUCK YOU ASSHOLE complaints, but that's just me.
― David R., Tuesday, 16 September 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
sounds good; your thread title is better anyway
― cankles, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/SWSL07_SP.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 September 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
the ed hochuli workout: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/players/01/10/nfl.workout0116/index.html
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/01/10/nfl.workout0116/t1_workout.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 September 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
"Everything Ed" Message Board: http://www.nfl85.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2&sid=23e4e99c4549376400920635def70013
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 September 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link
why is that light coming from his buttocks?
― Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 19 September 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Make that pic into a fathead and watch fathead profits soar like an Dawkinsesque eagle.
― brownie, Friday, 19 September 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I can see SD fans being mad about the call, but they still gave up the TD on FOURTH down and then gave up a TWO POINT CONVERSION. Sometimes you got to nut up and just deal, criminy its week two not the AFC title game. You get the Broncos back at home in a few weeks.
― earlnash, Friday, 19 September 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/burned-after-ruling-or-no-country-for-golds-gym.html
― El Tomboto, Friday, 19 September 2008 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link
"Get him, my tiny Darren!"
― El Tomboto, Friday, 19 September 2008 01:32 (fifteen years ago) link
things blowing me away at this exact moment:
a.) the existence of the "everything ed" messageboardb.) the overwhelming popularity of said messageboardc.) http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/riversface.jpg
― cankles, Friday, 19 September 2008 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link
^OMG @ c).!!!!!!!!!
― johnny crunch, Friday, 19 September 2008 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link
lol where's his cape
― Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 September 2008 03:13 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah the rivers face in that pretty much makes the whole post
YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBODDDDAAAYYY!!
― TOMBOT, Friday, 19 September 2008 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link
is riversface a documented condition? like reche eyes?
― j.q higgins, Friday, 19 September 2008 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah, it's a terrible condition called douchebaggery.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 September 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
it actually looks like he's trying for a job as bob's big boy spokesman.
http://michaelwitzel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bobs-big-boy-statue.jpg
― j.q higgins, Friday, 19 September 2008 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link
i was thinking more: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/401158444_2173264a14.jpg%3Fv%3D0
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 19 September 2008 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
bleh, I mean http://liammitchell.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/stay-puff-marshmellow-man-film1.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 19 September 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
the stay-phil riversmallow man
Phil Rivers is the best.
― polyphonic, Friday, 19 September 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
like, compared to what and/or who?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 19 September 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
He completes me.
― polyphonic, Friday, 19 September 2008 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
He completes my fantasy team... high hopes for stay-phil this year!
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 19 September 2008 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
good call on the marshmallow man.
― j.q higgins, Friday, 19 September 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61qP7AwHbRL._SL1500_.jpg
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link
cu ed
man this thread is an artefact of another time
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 6 March 2018 20:27 (six years ago) link
Man, what the fuck happened to I Love NFL? This place used to be fun.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link
i’d say the answer is lack of love for the nfl.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link
otm
i didn't watch a single game last season or the season before.
i still mod this place, but just for comedic purposes.
― omar little, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link
NFL’s more popular than ever wtf you drips.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 22:54 (five years ago) link
i meant among the ilx posting community bro
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link
cad is bored of winning and i guess snrub never gets tired of losing
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link
and I live in Los Angeles
― omar little, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 23:31 (five years ago) link
i stopped watching football
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 01:16 (five years ago) link
winning rules; if i didn't follow a winning team i'd have been out ages ago. football is a fantastic game that is totally unsafe to play, and the nfl is a shitty institution. i don't love the fact that i still pay attention to it.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 01:25 (five years ago) link
ed hochuli was in my dream last night
he was reffing a college game because he missed the action
no idea why i would dream this; i watch even less college football than i do nfl
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link