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My three ex co-workers would have stuff like this in their cubes.

*tera, Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

Aw I was hoping "six packs nine lives" would be: you buy a six pack of beer, part of it funds a kitty in need. That fits more with my preferences.

I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

Honest to God that was my first thought too. I read six packs and thought beer not muscles. Shows where my priorities lie, I guess.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

Correctly imo

pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

Aw I was hoping "six packs nine lives" would be: you buy a six pack of beer, part of it funds a kitty in need. That fits more with my preferences.

― I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Thursday, October 6, 2011 2:49 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me too, a little disappointed hehe. Very sorry about losing Artie, tera! He looks like he was such a sweetie.

Here are my best animal friends, sorry it is huge:
http://i55.tinypic.com/35d0tg3.jpg

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

ooh, good resizing, ILX!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

http://boysandcats.tumblr.com/

A nice treat in my Reader Feed.

Je55e, Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<3 <3

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

I like it when they both fall over.

Aww, that's how big B and his brothers were when we first saw them. Little mushies.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

I want a dog SO. FUCKING. BAD. Today I took the office dog to the dog park and a little sassy, scrappy terrier mix came up and did that play-engagement stomping thing with her front paws, and the Molly (office dog) gave her a "whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?" face and barked, and then the terrier ran his crazy little ass off and started teasing a black lab. The black lab ignored the terrier and went to the doggie drinking fountain and started digging. What was going through his head?? It was awesome - he dug and dug and bailed out tons of water. Then a cute guy carried his young Boston terrier out and I heard him crooning, "OK buddy, it's time to get your shot! You know what that is? You ain't gonna like it."

I grew a womb and ovaries and impregnated myself on the spot b/c I'm gay-baby crazy. Someone get me a fucking chihuahua right fucking now!

Je55e, Friday, 7 October 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

hahahaaaaaaa

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 October 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7hqBe.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 7 October 2011 07:09 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost: Yes! I never understood the phenomenon of baby-craziness until I myself caught a hardcore case of puppy craziness.

Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Friday, 7 October 2011 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

I have to go awwwwwwww with the dancing pups!

Someone get Je55e a chihuahua!!!!!!!!

*tera, Friday, 7 October 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty much guaranteed to be dogless or the foreseeable future. I won't have a dog as long as I live alone b/c I am away from home for long hours, and it wouldn't be fair to the dog. But there is no fucking way I'm going to live with a roommate unless a terrible financial or medical crisis gives me no other choice. The only real path to my having a dog is to bag a husband.

Je55e, Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

One of the (horribly few) good things about unemployment is that I get to spend so much time with my dog that he's started taking me for granted.

trapdoor fucking spiders (dowd), Sunday, 9 October 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Someone get Je55e a husband!!!!!! Stat! Yes, the roommate thing is a bad idea, did it twice and blehk, never again, just the furry four legged types now.

dowd: that is the best actually.

*tera, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty much guaranteed to be dogless or the foreseeable future. I won't have a dog as long as I live alone b/c I am away from home for long hours, and it wouldn't be fair to the dog. But there is no fucking way I'm going to live with a roommate unless a terrible financial or medical crisis gives me no other choice. The only real path to my having a dog is to bag a husband.

― Je55e, Sunday, October 9, 2011 10:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is like, the entire tragedy of the human condition summarized in one post. I feel you...

And that's not even including the paradox factor of requiring an adorable puppy to reel in a spouse in the first place.

Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Monday, 10 October 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

can I have a husband and a dog too pls

cozen, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

haha yes that kind of summed up my entire condition p neatly

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

I just found a pic of myself age 8 dogsitting my relative's dog and omg it made me want a dog even more

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

And that's not even including the paradox factor of requiring an adorable puppy to reel in a spouse in the first place.

Haha, you're right. I dog sit for my boss sometimes, so maybe I'll get lucky. Though I don't take her to the dog park b/c if she got in a fight, regardless of who started it, the pit would be likely would get the blame. But yes, dogs are amazing poon/dong magnets.

That video Michael White posted is awesome <3! The end was great: "MAGGIE D---!" and the bull mastiff's mug lunges at the camera.

Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUeHiL8imQ4

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgWUeI3AHrs

jaxon, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

ha. i watched another version of it and the newscaster claimed the dog survived

jaxon, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link

pls link to that one!!

Joe Romeo, Concerned New Yorker (stevie), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

it was a facebook video, so prob blocked. this was the closest i could find that was in english

jaxon, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.owlpages.com/articles.php?section=Owl+Stories&title=Caring+Owl

caek, Friday, 14 October 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

Awww, that's amazing. The owl with a big <3.

Seriously the pics of the author's wife sleeping with the owl + bat gift perched on top of her made me gasp. I would freak the fuck out if I woke up to find that. O_O (that owl but also me were that to happen)

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

Otoh, that is just awesome. I love the owl and the pussycat...

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah that's fantastic <3

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

section=Owl+Stories&title=Caring+Owl

I love Caring Owl, maybe some day when I am sad it will show up with a gutted vole for me.

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

I love all the dangling tails

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/InHx6.jpg

get this owl a coffee!!

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

That owl is seriously my hero.

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

not so hot for the mouse of course.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

It's kind of hard to get mad at an obligate carnivore living at the highest trophic level, even if that makes me "soft on mouse murder."

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

this is gonna hurt yer congressional run

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol at get this owl a coffee!!

caek, Friday, 14 October 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rEn0A.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:01 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvfJs1P-0Xc

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

omg omg
i want a fox toooo!

i saw two foxes on sunday night in western MA as we were waiting at a stop sign next to a big wooded area in a v small town. foxes!!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 20 October 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef0162fbc296eb970d-pi

Je55e, Thursday, 20 October 2011 04:52 (twelve years ago) link

lmao top right ftw

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

ahahahaaa
(gif award nominee imo)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 22 October 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faVUJ-r9DD4

jaxon, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPmbmsWdN9E

jaxon, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:30 (twelve years ago) link


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