you know the irish journalist guy is the author of the how-to-seduce-a-whale FAQ, right
― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Monday, 3 October 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link
Can't wait for an elephant seal to eat that guy in an ironic tragedy of Treadwellian proportions.
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Monday, 3 October 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link
Or just crush the life out of him!
Isn't there a "TS: drowning v. being crushed to death" thread? Definitely would choose "crushed to death by loving seal" over many other ways to go.
― Je55e, Monday, 3 October 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
Tough call. Being crushed sounds unpleasant.
I just spent way to much time thinking of a Giles Corey joke. How about I just say:
"More seals!"
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Monday, 3 October 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link
Weird, I was just thinking about The Crucible this morning.
― corey, Monday, 3 October 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
every photo should have a penguin just checkin things out in it.
http://i54.tinypic.com/35mffaq.jpg
― StanM, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 07:45 (twelve years ago) link
I bet it stinks so bad in that room. Barry Zuckercorn must have anosmia.
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link
My bunny Artie and kitty Lionel were best friends:http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4144/4968641205_54e4aba039.jpgThere was some envy:http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4130/5187226798_3e6333acfb.jpgMostly love and shared interests:http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4085/5186648949_df18a3ef58.jpg
― *tera, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link
*melts* <3
I dread asking you why you are writing in the past tense though...
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link
Artie passed away at the end of July. He was five. He was a cool little guy, had loads of personality, loved to chase chickens. I miss him very much.
― *tera, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
will pour one out
― Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
Make it a carrot juice, a hoy hoy. (RIP Artie. Hope you're chewing up a storm in bunny paradise.)
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link
RIP Artie, I'm sorry Tera.
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link
Artie's a good looking rabbit. RIP li'l dude.
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
I swear i'm not making fun of your rabbit with this username, just thought it was a great epitaph
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
Awwwwwww
― *tera, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link
Thank you all for the Artie love.
― *tera, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link
RIP Artie.
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
its sad he was a rabbit
― (╯°□°)╯︵ ya, (╯°□°)╯︵ ya for real (gbx), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link
I always take a lot of photos and video of my pets but never with the idea that they are all little tragedies in waiting. When they finally leave earth, I am always surprised at the collection of images I am left with. It is a habit I hope I never grow out of. I do the same with friends and family.
http://www.youtube.com/user/Tera1971#p/u/4/L6j_HrMbqpM
― *tera, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link
Aww that's lovely, so cute
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
Teehee, thanks
― *tera, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
"Yeah, just sit in that paper bag next to the cat, dad. It's for a project of mine."
― StanM, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
(maybe reading that "I do the same with friends and family" a little too literally, idk)
― StanM, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
Hahaha....
― *tera, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
ok, lol
http://www.foundanimals.org/cat-days-summer/6-packs-9-lives
― StanM, Thursday, 6 October 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link
Whoa! I know three people who would LOVE this!
― *tera, Thursday, 6 October 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link
That's kind of awful. Just give me the cats, please.
― emil.y, Thursday, 6 October 2011 13:07 (twelve years ago) link
My three ex co-workers would have stuff like this in their cubes.
― *tera, Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
Aw I was hoping "six packs nine lives" would be: you buy a six pack of beer, part of it funds a kitty in need. That fits more with my preferences.
― I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link
Honest to God that was my first thought too. I read six packs and thought beer not muscles. Shows where my priorities lie, I guess.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
Correctly imo
― pullapartsquirrel (Jenny), Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link
― I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Thursday, October 6, 2011 2:49 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
me too, a little disappointed hehe. Very sorry about losing Artie, tera! He looks like he was such a sweetie.
Here are my best animal friends, sorry it is huge:http://i55.tinypic.com/35d0tg3.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 6 October 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
ooh, good resizing, ILX!
http://boysandcats.tumblr.com/
A nice treat in my Reader Feed.
― Je55e, Thursday, 6 October 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgmf5n1OW1qbw75zo1_250.gif
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgmf5n1OW1qbw75zo2_250.gif
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgmf5n1OW1qbw75zo3_250.gif
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgmf5n1OW1qbw75zo4_250.gif
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<3 <3
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
I like it when they both fall over.
Aww, that's how big B and his brothers were when we first saw them. Little mushies.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 6 October 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
I want a dog SO. FUCKING. BAD. Today I took the office dog to the dog park and a little sassy, scrappy terrier mix came up and did that play-engagement stomping thing with her front paws, and the Molly (office dog) gave her a "whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?" face and barked, and then the terrier ran his crazy little ass off and started teasing a black lab. The black lab ignored the terrier and went to the doggie drinking fountain and started digging. What was going through his head?? It was awesome - he dug and dug and bailed out tons of water. Then a cute guy carried his young Boston terrier out and I heard him crooning, "OK buddy, it's time to get your shot! You know what that is? You ain't gonna like it."
I grew a womb and ovaries and impregnated myself on the spot b/c I'm gay-baby crazy. Someone get me a fucking chihuahua right fucking now!
― Je55e, Friday, 7 October 2011 02:29 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaaaaaaa
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 October 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/7hqBe.jpg
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 7 October 2011 07:09 (twelve years ago) link
xxpost: Yes! I never understood the phenomenon of baby-craziness until I myself caught a hardcore case of puppy craziness.
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Friday, 7 October 2011 07:34 (twelve years ago) link
I have to go awwwwwwww with the dancing pups!
Someone get Je55e a chihuahua!!!!!!!!
― *tera, Friday, 7 October 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link
I'm pretty much guaranteed to be dogless or the foreseeable future. I won't have a dog as long as I live alone b/c I am away from home for long hours, and it wouldn't be fair to the dog. But there is no fucking way I'm going to live with a roommate unless a terrible financial or medical crisis gives me no other choice. The only real path to my having a dog is to bag a husband.
― Je55e, Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
One of the (horribly few) good things about unemployment is that I get to spend so much time with my dog that he's started taking me for granted.
― trapdoor fucking spiders (dowd), Sunday, 9 October 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.wimp.com/mastiffchihuahua/
― What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Monday, 10 October 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
Someone get Je55e a husband!!!!!! Stat! Yes, the roommate thing is a bad idea, did it twice and blehk, never again, just the furry four legged types now.
dowd: that is the best actually.
― *tera, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
― Je55e, Sunday, October 9, 2011 10:34 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This is like, the entire tragedy of the human condition summarized in one post. I feel you...
And that's not even including the paradox factor of requiring an adorable puppy to reel in a spouse in the first place.
― Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Monday, 10 October 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link
can I have a husband and a dog too pls
― cozen, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
haha yes that kind of summed up my entire condition p neatly
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link