brett favre is having fun

I am totally jacked that he is coming back ... I had to sell my Lions-Pack tix last year for $$ (and I put em on the 'bay and hyped em as the "farewell"), but ol Brett gave me a reprieve! and I seriously won't miss this game. thx for coming back Brett! we just need Robert “Beetle” Bailey to be there to give ya one more "throat-slash" for the road....

guys i kind of hope hard living is actually the story behind what happened to peyton manning, i would like that story VERY VERY much actually.

Hard living = 95% of the US sports media up your ass like Lemmywinks about not being able to win the Big Game. Also, chasing Eli around.

#1 gis:
http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/2006/04/Favre.jpg

peter king's top 15 list:

9. Green Bay (2-0): Play of the day: Brett Favre, 37, double-pumps under pressure to avoid a deflection, then lays a perfectly led three-yard out pattern into the hands of Donald Lee. Thing of beauty. That capped a 9-of-9 drive that made Favre look like he was 27, not 37.

I want Peter King to have as much fun as Brett Farve is having.

when does he become cialis spokesman, next year?

one of the bartenders at my local told me a hilarious brett favre story.

...yes?

oh! you want to hear it?

yes!

yes plz!!!

:D

well this guy used to be a bartender in alabama (? is that where the big "everyone in sports goes here" physical rehab facility is?). one night brett favre shows up at their club. the bouncer, who is apparently a v short man, asks for his id, to which favre replies, "psht. you know who i am." the bouncer says something along the lines of, "i don't care who you are. i need your id." favre gets kind of stroppy about this, repeating that the guy obviously knows who he is, so on and so forth. favre, still refusing to show id for god knows what reason, proceeds to push past the short bouncer to get into the club. the bouncer then picks up favre, literally, and hurls him out of the club, telling him to come back when he has an id.

the end :D

:D

god, what a jackass!

PAINKILLAZ

"People say, 'What is the secret?'" Favre said of NFL's third-longest streak for consecutive starts. "Well, there is no secret. I think there are several factors, luck being a big part of that, maybe the biggest factor. If you play long enough, you figure at some point something is going to keep you out of the game: flu, sprained ankle, broken bone, whatever."

hmm

http://thebestsportsblog.com/images/2006/10/favre.jpg

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_09_2007/post-1452-1190147368.jpg

SNORG SIGHTING

To put things into context look at last year. Rodgers sits a game and Flynn throws 6 TDs (a guy who apparently couldn't even beat out Russell Wilson for a starting job). Cutler gets knocked out and the Bears struggle to put up double digits. No QB's going to succeed when you only get 2 second to throw the ball and your only decent reciever is an aging Brandon Marshall.

yeah, i'm not calling a referendum on Cutler as a qb there, I'm just saying that in the system he's in right now, he sucks.

don't know many quarterbacks who succeed in the Get Sacked Every Fifth Play system

forget it Dan... it's chicagotown

cutler is a terrible comp for favre! he has never had fun!

we have all had fun watching Cutler get sacked tho so I think it counts

Johnny Unitas and Joe Montana would be terrible with the Bears O-line.I'm optimistic it will get better with Forte coming back, and the precedent of the last two years where they protected better as the year went on.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbg2vwx4qn1qe1x8qo1_500.jpg

buckhead brett

http://i.imgur.com/SmXvteD.png

PROVO — For 20 years, Brett Favre captured the attention of pro football with his gunslinging, fun-loving attitude.

It’s a special weekend for Favre — along with seven other men — as they are being enshrined into the Pro Football Hall of Fame as a part of the 2016 class.

BYU first-year offensive coordinator Ty Detmer had a front-row seat for the start of Favre’s legendary career. From 1992-95, Detmer and Favre — both young pro quarterbacks at the time — played together in Green Bay under head coach Mike Holmgren, a former BYU quarterbacks coach.

“He played with passion. Early on, he didn’t know football that well, but he made plays,” Detmer recalled of his former teammate.

Favre's instincts to play the game, and his drive to compete, led him to a Hall of Fame-caliber career capped by a Super Bowl XXXI victory and three straight NFL MVP honors from 1995-97, an unprecedented feat.

Favre went on to a prolific career that included setting the NFL career marks for completions (6,300), pass attempts (10,169) and wins (186, tied with Peyton Manning). He's one of only two players — Manning being the other — to throw for over 70,000 yards (71,838). Favre also threw 508 touchdown passes, second only to Manning.

Detmer, meanwhile, played 14 seasons in the NFL, starting 25 games and playing for six different teams. Another Green Bay quarterback from that era, Mark Brunell, went on to a 17-year career and was named to three Pro Bowls.

Favre was known for having fun no matter the situation, whether it was on the field, in the locker room or away from the spotlight of the game.

“He was kind of a fun-loving guy who just loved to play the game, especially early when I was there his first four years in Green Bay. It was kind of anything goes,” Detmer said.

That included hijinks with his teammates.

“We did some things the night before the game playing goal-line offense with our center Frank Winters as the fullback and three of us as defensive line sitting there at the bed waiting for him to dive over the top,” Detmer said. “Holmgren probably would have killed us had he known we were doing that. He wouldn’t have killed Favre because he wanted him healthy, but the rest of us would have got killed.”

Brett Favre is making sense:

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29344583/brett-favre-thinks-colin-kaepernick-lauded-hero-pat-tillman

brett favre drowned a deer

I'm sure he is somewhere having fun.

we’re having fun in his absence

Brett Favre is having funds

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34588657/former-mississippi-governor-helped-brett-favre-obtain-welfare-funds-university-volleyball-stadium-texts-show

I like Favre less and less the more time passes.

such a gormless fuckwit

his 2016 biographer recently went on twitter & was basically like “dont read my book, he sucks” which to me says everything that he’s only coming out & saying that ~now~ bc he misused welfare funds but not bc he was a creep with women for like, ever. oh NOW he’s trash? thanks for the newsflash pal

judging by the stories that were swirling around about him in Green Bay during the 90s all I can say is he was pretty lucky to have played most of his career in a pre-smartphone, pre-internet era

"If you were to pay me is there anyway the media can find out where it came from and how much?" Favre asked New in 2017.

After telling Favre that "we never have that information publicized," she circled back to him the next day.

"Wow, just got off the phone with Phil Bryant! He is on board with us! We will get this done!" New told Favre.

This is the level of coded language and subterfuge I would expect from any scheme involving Brett Favre.

true story my Mom was the director of corporate giving for a pretty well known company in Wisconsin and he apparently tried to pull the exact same scam here. she didn't tell me for months afterwards though because she knew I was a big Packer fan lol