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electroclash girls have good hair

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:41 (nineteen years ago) link

http://g.myspace.com/00056/83/41/56961438_l.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

EWWWW, THATS THE 13 YEAR OLD THAT GAVE NATHAN BARLEY A BLOWJ0B

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i swear i have seen that girl somewhere

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

She is a Rochester Scenster and DJs at the Bug Jar

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I FOUND MY WHOLEFOODS CRUSH ON MYSPACE. THERE ARE PROVACATIVE PHOTOS. GU-GU-GUH-GUH

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

POST PLZ

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago) link

http://l00062.myspace.com/00062/52/96/62206925_l.jpg

http://g.myspace.com/00049/53/87/49647835_l.jpg

mo-dettes, ludus, pop group, this heat, the dance, born again$t, sparks, wipers, essential logic/lora logic, homosexuals, gina X, very early farmers boys, james chance/contortions, Can, arthur russel, early damned, grauzone, circus lupus, maximum joy!, Blowfly (the black man, not the swedish band), desperate bicycles!, mu, hawkwind, silver apples, pere ubu, boredoms, petticoats, bohannon,lizzy mercier descloux, esg, flying lizards, yoko, kleenex, scissor girls, u.s.a, early Fall, fire engines!, germs, zounds, void, beefheart, fehlfarben, john holt, pragVEC, six finger satellite, chrome, slits, steve albini, mazing vids, minutemen, necros, X, crass, (good) chicago/euro house&disco/dance, early dc hardcore/Dischord/Gravity, Rough Trade, Factory,dancehall, 99, 4AD, Beggars Banquet, Y, Studio 1, Load, West End, ZE, etc.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

dude go for it even tho she has lame tatzzzz

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

bad tats. oh, and she's vegan. that shit turns me off more than anything.

she djs in her undies and plays rad music. she makes eyes at me and even tried talking me up one time in front of my wife (that didn't go over too well). but, let's see, uh, i have a wife.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

SEND HAH TOO MEEEEEEEE

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i know who this person is... she is indeed HOTT. Jason, did you know she was standing next to us at the F0x P@use debut show at the Edinburgh Castle... or did you not know that...?

I ate dinner at F0x P@use house tonight, damn she can cook!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, 28 mt. st. helens agree!
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago) link

gygax, i remember her that night. she was wearing a hawt all white outfit and i think i pointed her out to you. when i was walking out she said hi to me and i went "eep!" and walked away sheepishly.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago) link

HAAAAA...THATS KATHERINE!!!

I KNOW HER!!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

xXxSTRAIGHT EDGExXx

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

haha. totals!

where do you know her from? the xSCENEx?

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

she dances with DJ SHITBIRD AND THE ULTIMATE PARTY MACHINE!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

aka the band with eric from Crack WAR & Big Techno Werewolves and the knob twidler from Comets on Fire

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

HA, the scene!!!!!

she used to live over here and was a bike dork...so we became bros.

She is super cool..very weird, very FLIRTY.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

interesting

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

after she moved to SF...she used to IM me about how she couldnt get a boyfriend.

sad.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

AH YES... i have had the... pleasure doesn't seem like the right word. i only remember eric dude and lilpocketknife/kit girl tho. extras?
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

her bike is also way nicer than mine.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

as least you have a bike. i have feet. i ALSO have a wagon, but i only pull the wagon. but hey. butt hay.
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

my friend (who's not even really into fixed gears) saw her riding around on a 10speed and the first thing she said was "uh, this isn't my bike, mine's in the shop" all embarrassed like.

msp, DJ Shitbird has like 40 people dancing all dressed up in weirdo unicorn, robot, zebra outfits now. http://littlepants.com/music/eagle.html

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

SHE HAD BRACES.

SHE LOVED DDB.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago) link

wOw on the djsb+upm tip. sounds like the idea they originally seemed to be trying for is really happening. cool.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

EEK!...I FORGOT SHE HAD BRACES.

AWESOME!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=8280307&friendName=Ashley&Mytoken=20050319004937

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Saturday, 19 March 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i just found out my 16yr old little sister is on myspace. i told her i'd fucking punch her if she put any hoochie pictures up.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Spencer has convinced me to join myspace.

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

myspace is about the worst designed site ever

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

that's the beauty of it tho. at first i was like, "what a shithole?" and then i embraced it's ass-jungle quality. it's like the shitter... nobody looks pretty on the toilet. not exactly. so in a sense, myspace is a great cosmic equalizer.

i've enjoyed finding some decent bands on there lately.

we finally put up some tunage on our myspace page. it's demo quality. not perfect. my improv of the lyrics wasn't as good as other times, but we had little time with our friend's nice 16-track and so on. i just did everything in one take and rolled with the punches.

it's a myspace page after all.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The King Of All The Cosmos is my new friend.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Jax0n, who's profile are you using? Yours or AliG's? You guys should make a joint profile since hers is pretty sucky anyway.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I get my to play songs and loops from The Shield and stuff???

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Can I get mine to play songs and loops from The Shield and stuff???

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

MINE

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

MINESPACE

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:46 (nineteen years ago) link

ENEMA MINE

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

i only signed up for a myspace profile so i was permitted to look at profiles of hot half naked 22 yr olds. my only friend is tom

-- Hella Fitzgerald (jaso...), January 19th, 2005. (JasonD)

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I saw that.

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2579282 ???

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

JD: well become friends with your wife and i will find you dude.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOUR WIFE PLEASE

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, if you can't be friends with your wife then what kind of person are you.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil Hartman

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

BITCH STOLE MY (OLD) NAME!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG THERE ARE 35 JAXONS! (and none of them are me), although i wish i was this one

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

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Schenectady girl killed
Body: You've opened it!!!! Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life.

If you break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 yrs. post this within 15 mins.

post as(home town )girl killed

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

-Reply To Poster- -Delete From Friends-

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i've gotten requests from some really freaky characters lately.

a gay industrial, matthew barney worshiping couple
http://www.myspace.com/anarcocks
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/01.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/05.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/000000.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/11.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/17.jpg

and a freakish, plastic surgeried trans sexual
http://www.myspace.com/eternallyangelic
http://myspace-990.vo.llnwd.net/00747/09/95/747115990_m.jpg
http://myspace-058.vo.llnwd.net/00842/85/05/842235058_m.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, and a coffee shop in seattle? wtf? http://www.myspace.com/santalucia

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for the add!

http://www.legendheart.com/TLH-butterflies.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:44 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks for the add!

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boobala137r/goddess.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for the add! Love u!

http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/27/27245ssrdatis2n.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:49 (seventeen years ago) link

1,000,000s of variations of this theme available in yer myspace friends comment box, urgh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:52 (seventeen years ago) link

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haaaaa

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is that angel wearing a padlock like a locket? A padlocket?

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know! I just went through a few of the pages of ppl on our friends list, and noticed a such images in the comments sections of a few of them. They seem extra-prevalent on new-age electronic artists and female singer-songwriter's pages, for some reason. They were just the worst 3 examples I found quickly. If someone stuck something like that in my comments box, I'd delete it, but wtfe.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=7F710484-5201-42E7-934B-D86CF9E6B65F

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

38-year-old paedo woman sent me a message on MySpace wanting to chat

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

this douche just tried to add me http://www.myspace.com/searchingforangeline
i told him he is really creepy and if i was angeline i would run away because i'm being stalked by an obsessive weirdo

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

In addition to friend requests from hott 19 yr old women w/398 friends (all guys) now I get em from "gay bodybuilders" in thongs. yeah dude that straight/married/proud parent stuff is a FRONT!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:51 (seventeen years ago) link

cousin larry bundgee, how did you find me? i was hiding.

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:08 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Our story thus far:

A few months ago, I managed to hook two of my good friends "A" (male) and "B" (female) up together. Instant chemistry leads into a passionate affair. I stay out of any drama between them as best I can, but I hear a lot of it from both sides.

Some unknown dude "C" starts posting suggestive comments on "B"s myspace blog. "A" is annoyed, asks "B" to remove said comments. Jealousy is exposed and arguments ensue. Neither know who "C" is or could be.

Except that after a loud, dramatic break-up last weekend, "A" does some sleuthing and gathers evidence. "B" is confronted and confesses... SHE CREATED A FAKE MYSPACE PROFILE TO MAKE HER BOYFRIEND JEALOUS. WTF CRAZY BITCH. She claims that her friends were the primary agents of deception, that she just played along. Bullshit. WTF???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The fake profile was promptly deleted, also, which purged all of the correspondence and comments from myspace etc. STUPID.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

You have been invited to join the my flash live show while I'm online group on MySpace.

Click the link below to see the group:
http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103910077

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

you know, as bad as losing twelve years of music is, it's kind of worse that NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED FOR A YEAR.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/myspace-apparently-lost-12-years-worth-of-music-and-almost-no-one-noticed/

― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link

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