Does God answer your prayers?

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I am currently (currently! do you see what I did there?) attaching myself to a large car battery, via crocodile clips to my earlobes. It's made my eyes go all twinkly.

My overwhelmingly awesome Magnificence is okay, I think. I'll ask it, when it gets back from the pub.

C J (C J), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

That sounds charming as long as it's not making them twitchy.

Out on a magnificent bender?

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

There ARE pictures of CJ.

They aren't very clear. In fact, I'm not sure that what I have are pictures of her through her bathroom window or a rainy day in Tanzania.

Thankfully, I have a vivid imagination. I can imagine a vivacious redhead senusally soaping herself or a wildebeast rolling in the dirt.

At my age, both images are equaly exciting.

Zen Clown, Friday, 2 September 2005 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

From god to wildebeast all in a day. How can you stand it?

MSW (MSW), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I usually sit. That way, if I should pass out...the floor is closer.

Zen Clown, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
I want God to tell someone to send me an e-mail, how do I know if he told that person?

Cerena p., Sunday, 11 June 2006 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

If that person sends you an email, blindly belive that God told him too. (In other words, "have faith.")

((Censored)) ((Censored)), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

seven years pass...

Tota pulchra es, Maria,
et macula originalis non est in te.
Vestimentum tuum candidum quasi nix, et facies tua sicut sol.
Tota pulchra es, Maria,
et macula originalis non est in te.
Tu gloria Jerusalem, tu laetitia Israel, tu honorificentia populi nostri.
Tota pulchra es, Maria.

You are all beautiful, Mary,
and the original stain [of sin] is not in you.
Your clothing is white as snow, and your face is like the sun.
You are all beautiful, Mary,
and the original stain [of sin] is not in you.
You are the glory of Jerusalem, you are the joy of Israel, you give honour to our people.
You are all beautiful, Mary.

do Jerusalem and Israel not decline in Latin? slack

imago, Saturday, 20 July 2013 08:07 (ten years ago) link

a suggestion:

Jerusalem (n)
Jerusalem
Jerusalem
Jerusalemis
Jerusalemi
Jerusaleme

Israel (m)
Israel
Israelum
Israeli
Israelo
Israelo

imago, Saturday, 20 July 2013 08:10 (ten years ago) link

I'm a lifelong agnostic, but sometimes I'll say something like "please god, let this work" - like specifically last week when I was trying to fix the bathroom faucet - and then it works! I'll spend the rest of the day wondering if I should become a Methodist or whatever.

how's life, Saturday, 20 July 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link

it's more likely evidence that you should become a plumber

mundane peaceable username (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 July 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link


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