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I agree with Cobra Commander's comment about how MM lyrics make good sigs. They also make good e-mail message subject lines. I'm partial to "When I don't get my bath, I take it out on the slaves."

John Fredland (jfredland), Thursday, 3 March 2005 11:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, of course they're s schtick. What performer isn't?

We could do a whole thread of Wyndorfisms....sigs:

"I need a fistful of medication just to keep it in my pants"

"It's a Satanic drug thing, you wouldn't understand"

"I think I wet my pants doing whippits"

"I'll never trust myself again, but I don't care"

shookout (shookout), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

"i sold a hundred hits
to a hundred heads..."

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"I'll never make no more complaints, cuz I don't care, uh huh."

the fire god, Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

'bummer' is a fantastic song. i very much prefer the stuff they do that is of the mid-paced variety. slow, groovable hooks all over the shop on 'powertrip'

Charlie Howard, Friday, 5 October 2007 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

saw them on sunday night. dave wyndorf is a huge physical mass now - i was a little bit shocked. he had a guitar strapped on the whole time and barely played it. great show though and a true breath of fresh air. some awesome riffs and the occasional scorching guitar solo for good measure. plus the songs that i knew (mostly from "dopes to infinity' and 'powertrip' really held up).

Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 03:33 (fourteen years ago) link

a huge physical mass now

As in fat or musclebound?

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link

well as the picture shows, he's gotten very fat. he was actually wearing the same kind of hoodie as the one above and while it did a reasonable job of masking the size of his gut, there was little doubt that he's now a very large man.

Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

hes been like that since he came off heroin

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently a lot of people are fascinated...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/wyndorf_google.gif

c'mon google, dude is in his 50s, cut him a break

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

His Wikipedia entry has an odd table of contents:

* 1 Biography
o 1.1 Early life
o 1.2 First years as a member of Monster Magnet
o 1.3 Short-lived commercial success
o 1.4 Monolithic Baby!
o 1.5 Drug overdose and recovery
o 1.6 4-Way Diablo
* 2 Opinion about drugs
* 3 References

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link

holy crap

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, dude was well into his 30s when he founded monster magnet. that's quite a revelation for me. where there's a will...

Charlie Howard, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

If nothing else this revival is inspiring me to replay Dopes to Infinity.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

had no idea dude was nearing AARP eligibility

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 8 September 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

nearing AARP eligibility, but still having an absolute ball on stage. :)

yeah, i dug out dopes to infinity and gave it a good spin in advance of their show. seems i'd forgotten how much i enjoy it. 'negasonic teenage warhead' proved to be my personal highlight of the show.

Charlie Howard, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

weirdly, im really into this band

butthurt (deej), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 07:01 (fourteen years ago) link

weirdly, im really into this band

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 20:28 (fourteen years ago) link

"I went to see a heavy metal band in New York ... called Monster Magnet. Man, they were heavy, boy. The lead singer got on the monitor, and he said, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" Then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question. "Yes, I do feel like a human. I do not feel like a tree."

amarillo fat (jim), Wednesday, 9 September 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

five months pass...

you can't cover it with your hair
you can't hide it in your army coat
you got the miltown demon stare
you forgot all the letters that you wrote

i love u, monster magnet

Gorgeous Ladies Of Curling (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link

i like superjudge and 25...tab

the descent of mayne (am0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

mm vs. fu manchu

the descent of mayne (am0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link

\m/ (-____=) \m/

A fan since Spine of God.

Helmut Was A Krautrocker, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Anyone heard the new one?

It's fucking awesome.

Wally P. Doyle, Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

In 1991 Wyndorf went on to birth his first child, the delight[citation needed] Betty.[3]

Dan I., Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

new album got a very good review in Terrorizer

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 10 October 2010 00:33 (thirteen years ago) link

just listened to god says no. couldn't be more excited for this new one

kamerad, Saturday, 16 October 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I listen to 25..... Tab about once a month at least.

The Brand Most Dentists Smoke... (Viceroy), Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

What I mean to say is, is the new album anything like that?

The Brand Most Dentists Smoke... (Viceroy), Saturday, 16 October 2010 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

no.

sounds like Dream Theater (J3ff T.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Can you describe what its like, then?

The Brand Most Dentists Smoke... (Viceroy), Sunday, 17 October 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, I remember when betty was born

viceroy, have you ever heard the original version of tab?

only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Sunday, 17 October 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link

bought another copy of fragile, seeds were busting up the spine

kamerad, Sunday, 17 October 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

you can never have too many copies of fragile

Stormy Davis, Sunday, 17 October 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm liking this album so far. Their last one was alright, but the new one feels a lot more spirited..."Gods and Punks" is a great little tune.

A. Begrand, Sunday, 17 October 2010 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Christ I'm a good looking man

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 17 October 2010 05:56 (thirteen years ago) link

cool video too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ofFFrx8QI

kamerad, Sunday, 17 October 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I interviewed Wyndorf the other day - nice guy. We talked about Hawkwind.

Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Sunday, 17 October 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

if satan lived in heaven he'd be me

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

always excited by tales of new magnet, though i've kinda jumped ship since powertrip. that early glitterhouse EP is still one of my favorite things of ever.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link

New album is fantastic, particularly "Gods & Punks" and "Ghost Story."

"You can fuck recovery / 'cause you're already gone . . . "

thirdalternative, Monday, 18 October 2010 04:47 (thirteen years ago) link

i jumped ship after 'Superjudge' .. it just wasn't , i dunno, it just wasn't the same maaaaaaan

Stormy Davis, Monday, 18 October 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

^ can totally understand this, but dopes and powerslave are awesome albums, so long as yr willing to meet the cheeze halfway

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 08:30 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ powerslave duh

anyway, "god & punks" is excellent, right in line with "negasonic", "space lord", "crop circle", etc. love the video too. "homeless, hungry, EVIL." ending bums me out though cuz i can relate to evil hobo dude. fuck the kids.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Monday, 18 October 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

this was a band I had been meaning to check out for years but got turned off in the late 90's by "Space Lord" (which I realize isn't representative of their sound, but hey I was 18, and I hadn't discovered mp3s yet).

finally picked up Spine of God and holy crap is this thing awesome. not just the sludgey goodness I love in stoner-psych music but really nice trippy melodies, and Wyndorf's voice is incredible for the style. not just droney, it really has character and adds a lot to the music.

melody-hating aggr0 nerd (San Te), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, spine of god/tab and the stuff that led up to 'em = the peak, when john mcbain was still playing guitar. groovier, sludgier and WAY more psychedelic than the stuff that came after, though superjudge retains a bit of that flavor. i like both dopes to infinity and powertrip, though, and i'd say that "space lord" represents that phase of the band pretty well. it's dumb, cartoonish cock rock polished up for 90s radio, but catchy, funny & surprisingly clever within the parameters. a guilty pleasure.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

the best version of monster magnet was the 5 piece w/ tim cronin on vocals, but that alignment recorded almost nothing that conveyed their live power

anybody tripping off spine of god should do themselves a favor and track down their first cassette, forget about life I'm high on dope, which contains a massive version of tab (funny story: I actually have the 2 track mixdown master tape of this)

only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Wednesday, 20 October 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

would love to hear that, edward. have a boot with an early demo of tab, maybe the same version you mention, maybe not. it's damn good.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 21 October 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

almost certainly one and the same, it's pretty widely available. the original track listing was:

side A
lizard johnny
black wahwah
8-ball
brainstorm

side B
tab

when it got bootlegged in the 90s, somebody tacked on "freakshop USA" from the circuit 7" after "brainstorm", and that's the version that most frequently circulates.

those guys were from my hometown, we were all in the same incestuous scene, forming one absurdly-named concept band after another and releasing cassettes left and right. but there was something special about that first monster magnet tape. they rode it up and out of the local scene, it was kind of wild to witness.

only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Thursday, 21 October 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i've listened to that granicus album a bunch and never really got the fuss. love what he has to say about captain beyond though. \m/

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:45 (ten years ago) link

I'm glad someone else wasn't bowled over by it. I'm actually way more partial to the Pandora "Space Amazon" album that had some vague connection to Granicus.

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 27 March 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link

"A lot of the records in this list, I just gave it a try because I liked the cover," the man says about Nuggets. i know what he means; that granicus cover is amazing. four rock bros with flares jamming in the sun! still it just hasn't clicked for me yet, after years of chances. never heard of pandora. what's 'space amazon'? i'd give it a try because i like the name!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 28 March 2014 12:15 (ten years ago) link

It was a glam/hard rock band from NYC 1974 produced by Granicus' drummer, but it really leans towards the HARD side of the spectrum, outside of the vaguely Bowie-esque title track. Which is still pretty hard. They originally did a flexi disc sampler but the full album wasn't released until the 90s on Arf! Arf!

brains hangin (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 28 March 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Stupid Question: Was there ever a version of "Space Lord" that goes "Space lord motherfucker" or was the actual lyric originally supposed to be "Space lord mother, mother"?

got this album a few weeks ago, its fucking immense.

however, tonight while listening on headphones this exact question hit me.

anyone know the answer ?

also, i now have monolithic baby and power trip .. what next ?

mark e, Thursday, 10 July 2014 20:40 (nine years ago) link

Dopes to infinity and spine of god, not necessarily in that order.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 10 July 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

:-)

cheers.

just needed a pointer.

fucking brilliant rock and roll band.

mark e, Thursday, 10 July 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

god says no is fucking awesome. do yourself a favor

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 11 July 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

Dopes to infinity and spine of god, not necessarily in that order.

not the only person to suggest these additions to the archive.

so in the last 7 days this has become a reality.

summary : f*ck yes !

thank you to those that pushed me to get myself sorted.

(i guess 'god says no' is next on the list .. )

mark e, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

\m/

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 23 October 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Anyone heard Milking the Stars? I actually haven't heard Last Patrol yet but I'm intrigued by the idea of the songs being redone with a "weird 60s vibe."

from the straining pagan waistbands (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 20 November 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

me too.

mark e, Thursday, 20 November 2014 23:46 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

So, for the record, I think I dig Milking the Stars a little bit more than Last Patrol. Last Patrol is mixed like what you expect a Monster Magnet album to sound like; MtS definitely has a more expansive, psychedelic quality to it while still having some pretty heavy stuff. Doesn't sound 60s, exactly, but if you dig the early albums idea of psych it's worth checking out.

gamelan ankylosing spondylitis (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 08:29 (eight years ago) link

five years pass...

Not quite Monster Magnet but the Acid Reich tapes from 1989 are resurfaced:

https://guerssenrecords.bandcamp.com/album/mistress-of-the-perpetual-harvest

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 April 2021 14:30 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Not sure how I missed Ned's last revive, but I definitely need to check that out!

I actually really like both of their full album reworks, both the Milking the Stars redo of Last Patrol and Cobras and Fire: The Mastermind Redux, they both injected the weirdness and unexpected turns that had been missing from their more recent albums. Of course this approach led to the natural conclusion of last year's A Better Dystopia, on which they just straight up tackled a batch of proto-metal and psych-era covers.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 August 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link

I think my post 6 yrs ago sounded a little lukewarm but Milking the Stars really stands out as a late peak to me, easily beats out Last Patrol, great stuff and he even rewrote some of the lyrics for the better.

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 12 August 2022 09:48 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

hard to beat the original, but any unearthing of "Tab" is always a good thing.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 06:39 (one year ago) link

you know about this cassette from 1989 (unless it isn't, things aren't very clear) too? https://heavymetalrarities.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=105&t=41958

StanM, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 16:57 (one year ago) link

I need to check out that new demo version, wish this wasn't a vinyl only thing tbh.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 17:09 (one year ago) link

It isn't. It's on Bandcamp digitally too.

https://godunknownrecords.bandcamp.com/album/test-patterns-vol-1

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 17:27 (one year ago) link

Oh, thanks! Was misinformed by the announcement I read that said it was vinyl only. Thought it might have been released on Napalm, where their recent stuff has been released and only checked their bandcamp page.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 November 2022 17:31 (one year ago) link


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