― RickyT, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ronan, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
The bottles look fantastic as I like the idea of trying to drink directly from one. I'd say they're about 8 or 10 pints. The French have it right with those litre mini barrels of Kronenberg that you stick the spout on to drink. They cost 8 francs aswell in OLD money.
― Pete, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― katie, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
Fascinating history of beer cans, including 'party cans' at beercannews.com.
― N., Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jonnie, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
What happen?
― Dan Perry, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
So the cast for this year's movie version is its own parody:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5697572/fullcredits/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:27 (five years ago) link
Love Swifty. Love cats. Hate Cats.
― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:40 (five years ago) link
Well, here we go
One night. One chance. Watch the #CatsMovie trailer now. pic.twitter.com/7XwCx79xOh— Universal PicturesUK (@universaluk) July 18, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link
cursed
― devvvine, Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
Twitter is in amazing meltdown mode right now.
pic.twitter.com/Puc7vxvDIH— Sean O'Kane (@sokane1) July 18, 2019
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no noooooo
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
Lousy musical makes lousy movie. Starting the trailer with the only big song is a very bad sign.
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/catinthehat.jpg?quality=100&w=650
― piscesx, Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
Boxcar
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
Holy shit, I made it 10 seconds through the trailer.
My family is seeing the musical tomorrow night.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link
Someone should replace all those cat people with Sonic the Hedgehog.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link
Not people who follow ALW though xps
The official trailer for the @catsmovie has been released. Coming to cinemas this December. #TeamALW #CatsMovie pic.twitter.com/bG6vxlX7U4— Andrew Lloyd Webber (@OfficialALW) July 18, 2019
― groovypanda, Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:49 (four years ago) link
I love Phil Spector's well-trod zing: "“I respect Andrew Lloyd Webber’s work so much that someday I’d like to set it to music.”
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link
oh god oh fuck there’s gonna be so much erotic fan-art made about this
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link
Uh, that IS the erotic fan-art
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link
what the fuck did i just watch
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link
scientists have distilled physical pain into a single image, and it is this: pic.twitter.com/rKoEq1bnJM— isekobra kai (@Sona_Sonara) July 18, 2019
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link
lol
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link
how does this keep happening
― ciderpress, Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link
I will say that this looks more entertaining than The Lion King
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link
You have no chance to survive make your time
― calstars, Thursday, 18 July 2019 23:51 (four years ago) link
^an oldie but goodie.
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 18 July 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link
congrats ALW, first you did disco tetris and now this
― adam the (abanana), Thursday, 18 July 2019 23:58 (four years ago) link
― calstars, Friday, 19 July 2019 00:06 (four years ago) link
I don't know why but I was under the impression that this was going to be an animated thing, like with actual cartoon cats rather than hellbeast cat/human hybrids. I guess because...that makes more sense? And might've actually been semi-appealing? I...I don't know how you spend so much time and money making something like this without at some point conceding that you're doing something unholy and should stop.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link
The whole 'people in shabby cat costumes' thing...I mean, I always just assumed that was for the sake of practicality and expedience in the context of a stage production, not an intentional aesthetic choice that you throw hundreds of millions of dollars behind.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 00:09 (four years ago) link
what the hecking shit is the source of that fake Watchmen panel that ppl keep memeing? I never have any idea what point they’re trying to make w/ it
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 19 July 2019 00:41 (four years ago) link
so one of my key findings from having cats for a year plus now after a lifetime of not having cats is that cats have very prominent assholes that you see like, all the time because they walk around with their tails in an 'up' position, and honestly that's the main thing i thought of while i was watching this trailer.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 19 July 2019 03:12 (four years ago) link
it’s a real short hop from that post to erotic fan-art
itshappening.gif
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 19 July 2019 04:56 (four years ago) link
it's the confidence of cat asshole display that I find the most troubling
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 19 July 2019 05:03 (four years ago) link
I had completely forgotten if there had been a Cats movie, so life has worked out after all
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 July 2019 07:12 (four years ago) link
The costume design actually looks pretty good (or at least not shabby) - I assume the cat costumes IE the fur is 100% CGI.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 July 2019 07:40 (four years ago) link
should've just used real cats tbh
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 19 July 2019 07:56 (four years ago) link
I dunno, it sure looks to me like they're wearing real cats.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 10:22 (four years ago) link
Also, while Satan is surely pleased with what they've created, you figure they almost certainly made a blood offering to the dark lord, as well, to ensure the success of this pantomime of the damned. The question, really, is just how many dozens (hundreds?) of felines lost their lives over the course of birthing this cinematic abomination.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 10:28 (four years ago) link
Uncanny Valley: The Movie
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 July 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link
“We paused it,” the source said. “We went to call our supervisor, and we’re like, ‘There’s a fucking asshole in there! There’s buttholes!’
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link
"Butthole emails ..."
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
it does feel like most of the movie is made up of songs that introduce a new cat.
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
this is also the stageplay
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
it's abt a sect (an extremely hrony) with an admin problem regarding its central ritual, they have to interview a consultant to solve the problem but it's ok bcz she does
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link
the interview structure is arduous
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
an extremely hrony = an extremely horny sect, sorry i'm watching ponyo as i type
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link
the lindsay ellis video on cats is worth watching
― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
watching hrony pr0nyo
― donald failson (sic), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
:o
― mark s, Wednesday, 8 April 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
I also misread "porno" in that post
― DJP, Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:35 (four years ago) link
watching this was torture and I would like to do it again with a full house someday
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Thursday, 9 April 2020 13:43 (four years ago) link
how much hornier is starlight express than CATS (2019)? readers i revisited starlight express and the answer will distress you
― mark s, Friday, 10 April 2020 12:56 (four years ago) link
plz tell me that is a bad joke about train horns and not about the sexual rambunctiousness of said trains.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 10 April 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link
only the finest peer-reviewed anthropology, i never joke
― mark s, Friday, 10 April 2020 14:07 (four years ago) link
Surprised nobody posted this yet (amazing from Ellis as ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6iqAip-ZNo
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 April 2020 14:39 (four years ago) link
Someone just above noted it. Honestly, I totally forgot she existed, so appreciated the reminder! But yeah, it's great.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 April 2020 15:41 (four years ago) link
I just watched the movie last night and my overall opinion is WAHT
― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 22 January 2024 14:51 (three months ago) link
Same reaction I just had reading that you watched the movie!
― pplains, Monday, 22 January 2024 18:31 (three months ago) link
ChatGPT helpded me "A longing rises, odd but true,For realism in a feline view.Anuses absent, a quirky debate,In the Cats film, a peculiar fate."
― | (Latham Green), Monday, 22 January 2024 20:48 (three months ago) link
My only contribution to any Cats discussion:
https://t.co/mnR69btjEJ pic.twitter.com/vtBlnSxCUH— Adam Sass 🌹🍇 (@TheAdamSass) December 30, 2023
― badpee pooper (Eric H.), Monday, 22 January 2024 21:37 (three months ago) link