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This thread is funny. First, Jon Williams says "How dumb are mac users." That was funny because he is saying that Mac users are dumb. Soon after, he says "I'm a UNIX user, faggo." That's funny because he is using a variant of the homophobic slur "faggot" but doesn't actually mean it. Following that, Ken C. contributes with several posts that are meant to signify laughter, with a long succession of "ha"s.

In sum, this thread is funny and taught me a lot.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link

and then when you reply to "aren't you a mac user" to "i'm a unix user" it's just like putting c-man in a field of breasts. how can one resist?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even know who you are.

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

XPOST

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Most smart people don't give a shit about the technicalities of computer usage. They've got more important stuff to worry about.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

ps - My powerbook is at home!

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, so you're implying people in technical fields are dumb?

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS ARE DUMB.

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Do any of really know who any of us are? If you're a smart UNIX user, you should be able to figure that out.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

HE HAS A MANSION AND A YACHT

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I DON'T EVE.. aahh f..

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU SHOULD QUIT

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The mac store looks like purgatory. Micro-organisms die in it, it's so clean.

Unix users are asexual.

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ok now you guys have ruined this thread.

it was good at the start :(

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

je ne sais pas qui vous êtes

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

who am i
xm pts/15 Aug 3 12:55 (wsip-IDONTTHINKSO.ri.ri.cox.net)

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

you are all COMPUTER PROFESSIONALS:
http://jehm.net/img/photo/20030117/geek.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG ROOT! ROFFLE

― dean? (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.queue.com/amelia/images/unix.jpg

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm just gonna say that, yes, people in technical fields are dumb. All of them.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

but that's a mac user!

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://tbp.berkeley.edu/~jdonald/caltech/pokedex/ecstasy.gif

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.scripting.com/static/890/DSCN2192.JPG

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

This is a test to see if cutty will avail himself of the same insult even if I post nothing of substance.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

you seem stupid

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://merlin.alleg.edu/employee/a/acarr/pix/slacker3.gif

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

you never post anything of substance, besides questioning why someone would post something, stating that you don't even know who the person is, or some irrelevant opinion of yours.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Having a Breakthrough Day

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

at least you know me now, right? we're friends!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

why would you post that? who are you? i like bees.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

no, it's "i don't even know who you are because i'm frenchy"

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Fight Club II: This Time It's Personal

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.obsoletecomputermuseum.org/lisa/lisa.jpg

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.obsoletecomputermuseum.org/lisa/scrnshot.gif

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFFLE! WIDGET!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Oui, oui, je suis frenchy. Je suis plus intelligent que vous. Vous êtes trop stupide pour parler français.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Je suis tout à fait serieux.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.c64gg.com/Images/C/Commodore_64_Car_Race.mp.gif

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.sics.se/~adam/contiki-img/contiki-eyecandy-desktop.png

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.billgatesucks.com/graphic/gsoccer.jpg

― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

all computer users evah are dumb. mac users are dumb and stylish, pc users are dumb and cheap. unix users are dumb and sadistic, etc

― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

j williams, is yr latest name a 'eureka' ref?

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

― cºzen (Cozen), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

OI WHAT ABOUT US ATARI ST USERS ALAN???@?@=+?@~/##'?~??@///???

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

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http://www.esglabs.com/midimaze/

― best game ever (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://nascarulz.tripod.com/draptors.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I am a COMPUTER PROFESSIONAL

Just out of curiousity, what the fuck is a COMPUTER PROFESSIONAL, Jon?

LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS ARE DUMB.

I make my living doing development work, and I have an engineering degree and a liberal arts degree. What does that make me?

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I program a system for massive remote monitoring of Windows machines.

SMART.

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I can build an analog delay pedal or fix a vintage pedal that has stopped working.

COOL.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

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amazing thread

― DG, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I use a Mac at home. I hate tcsh so I avoid the command line whenever possible. I tried to get a bunch of packages using fink but my gcc compiler links are broken and I can't be bothered to fix them. I have a liberal arts degree, like seriously, my degree says "liberal arts," no "history" or "linguistics" attached at all. I've never bothered to install SoulSeek or BitTorrent clients on my box and I pay for all my software and music.

My name is TOMBOT and I work in the IT security industry making $80,600 a year.

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, August 3, 2004 3:50 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

im going to pretend this was the first appearance of tomboto - cause what an amazing intro

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread = old-time rock n' roll

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i am glad that i have never known an apple terminal that was not /bin/bash

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

me = old-skool tcsh lover.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Heh. How dumb are bash users?

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

My antipathy toward bash is kinda like my antipathy toward Linux: Folks who encounter a non-bash shell or a non-Linux unix seem to ask the following question early and often: Well, why doesn't this work just like bash/Linux???

― libcrypt, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

It's like discovering alternative music and then being shocked that some guy with a velvet jacket and orange hair hates the Smiths.

― libcrypt, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

secretly he luvs them tho

― jhøshea, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

chsh /bin/smiths

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.wizzardoreas-world.co.uk/Ebay/nomads/autumwinter06/vc50red22.jpg

velvet jacket + orange hair = hotness.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 April 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Tombot be makin' mad bank.

― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 17 April 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

pish. tombots six figures now.

― sunny successor, Friday, 18 April 2008 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link

ha the internet is weird

― jhøshea, Friday, 18 April 2008 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link

this is important

― El Tomboto, Friday, 18 April 2008 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Hot pic tho.

― fields of salmon, Friday, 18 April 2008 04:29 (sixteen years ago) link

The mac store looks like purgatory. Micro-organisms die in it, it's so clean.
Unix users are asexual.
-- David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, August 3, 2004 11:54 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

GIT ER DONE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I thought tombot was making less money now

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

less money than my boss maybe

― El Tomboto, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

nice :)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 25 April 2008 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

from gizmodo: http://gizmodo.com/5717309/what-happens-when-you-steal-a-hackers-computer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oB28ksiIo

this is p long, but worth a look. story begins @ 3:15

― jerkstore cowboy (Pillbox), Sunday, 26 December 2010 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

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