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Wow. I'm going to respectfully disagree with Sam on that one -- uncut penises tend to have, well, more to play with as well as a different smell, taste, and texture (the head of the penis doesn't get so, well, callused). Of course some guys have more generous amounts of foreskin that others...

Anyway, we already had a "describe your penis" thread a few months ago.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

eh I can't say I really 'experienced' being uncut as I would qualify it.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

Sitting down while I urinate makes the penis a moot point anyway.

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago) link

aaron, sorry i was asking ask for janice

― Mitchell (Mitchell), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago) link

Your foreskin is unqualified, Aaron?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago) link

chris, the only thing i might have noticed is what seems like baggy skin. although the last guy i was with who was uncut was pretty tasty. . .don't know if that was why or not.

― Ask For Janice (thatgirl), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago) link

That was quite possibly why. ;-)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

I long to cry out You have made my penis a moot point!, but as yet the appropriate context has not presented itself.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago) link

why else would I qualify it??

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago) link

So this is just a straight-up cocksucking thread, then?

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

I don't know, Aaron - job opportunities?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

no not straight, according to nza

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago) link

For fuck sake, ILX is in the gutter. Not really but does anyone want to look at this thread? It scares me someone is thinking "ah yes, Ned's lad has always been an enigma to me, and what about Geir Hongro's, the possibilities are endless!!"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha, Ronan is scared of female sexuality. Deviant sexuality, I grant you.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

Not really, I find men being into it just as odd, if there was a thread "describe your breasts" I wouldn't be into it either. I am a neo-con.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

no wait you're a neo-con, AND YOU, AND HIM, AND ESPECIALLY YOU.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:55 (twenty years ago) link

Yes but what about your penis?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe it.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

and yet he not only opened the thread but bothered to post to it too. thanks for the scolding!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

very clever.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

One careful owner.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago) link

you're still here

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

He was secretly hoping to see Ned's penis after all.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

Where's Momus's penis when you need it?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

can you please leave so i can showeth my wang in peace?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

That will never happen.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

My outrage is of the mock variety. (my penis isn't)

Oops you are a raft of lemons.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

Is it a wang of peace?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

it's on wangs of praise regularly

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

still. here.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

It is a the wang of annoyance and malaise.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

what's w/ the olive branches to the raft of lemons?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

A wang so angelic it has wings.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago) link

Wangwings.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

You are the wind beneath my wangs?

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

Oops if you told me yours was covered in gold and performed episodes of seinfeld in chinese I'd still think you were a twat.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

aren't there any other threads you disapprove of that you go damn and tell everyone you're above such things?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, that did make me laugh out loud.

x-post

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

but I didn't come to this thread to fight. so please, resume at episode 6 scene 5-jerry fears his greying hair means he is getting old

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

A twat wang? This is the wangiest argument ever.

x-post

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

Ronan's a wiener, not a fighter.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

I'm a bratwurst.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is good! it makes me laugh and distracts me from the boob/bra threads.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

wieners don't use drugs.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

I resent it when people assume that wangs are just a joke.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago) link

Share your wangst with us.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago) link

wang wang wang (oh wait that's not a pun, is it)

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

Wasn't that a Caberet Voltaire B-side?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

everybody wang chung tonight

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

I think Wang Chung is the reason wangs have gotten a bad rap.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

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I am an oddity! Time to join the circus!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 12 March 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

crop yr head out and stuff if you want.

I love the alternate semantics of this sentence. :)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 12 March 2004 06:07 (twenty years ago) link

I've been thinking about whether I should try to shave it [his wang/balls], but I haven't had the guts to do that yet.

Don't do it! It hurts/stings/itches/feels funny and you don't want to put any aftershave on that shit. Guys don't shave yr junk! You won't comfortably masturbate for weeks!

(Now I am wondering if describing my schlong would've been less of an admission than the above)

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:01 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, there is this thing called a back, crack and sack-wax.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:04 (twenty years ago) link

isn't that a tennis player? annette backcracknsack?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:06 (twenty years ago) link

annalise sorry

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:07 (twenty years ago) link

194 answers, 3 of which are serious. I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, there is this thing called a back, crack and sack-wax.

Intriguing...is there anesthesia availible?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

Tuomas' description could equally count for mine, if anyone's interested, which I doubt they are, except that mine isn't particularly dark. My balls are though.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:06 (twenty years ago) link

What's all this dark genitals nonsense? Where have you been sticking them? Or do you just sunbathe nude?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago) link

sometimes nobbers are just a bit darker. nothing sinister

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:33 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, shut it, pale-cock.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago) link

posh cock!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:07 (twenty years ago) link

posh wank

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:11 (twenty years ago) link

Martin, don't let DB up you, post it here! crop yr head out and stuff if you want.

I actually have nowhere to host it, and would not impose my body on people anyway, even just a pic. I've only had one person take me up on my offer so far!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:54 (twenty years ago) link

nickalicious is having us on. Everybody knows it's the LEFT nut that hangs lower!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 12 March 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link

Tuomas, when I called you to thread, it wasn't so much for a description of your penis as it was that a friend of mine had just posted pictures of his penis and I thought it was an interesting situation compared to your "casual nudity among friends" thread (and sorry if you've been pegged as "Mr. Casual Nudity Among Friends"). This situation seems like it's a bit different (formal nudity?).

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

No problem, as I said on that other thread I find it no problem to appear nude, and I'd post a picture of my penis here if I'd own a camera and knew how to put pics on the InterWeb.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link

annette backcracknsack?

From Hackensack, obv

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

???

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Well, see, and I'd look at your picture, T., but it would be entirely for prurient reasons.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

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