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Maybe it's the smoking that's causing a problem. It was fine last night. Today it's throbby and HUGE

buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd rather eat my sister
- Alix

Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

My periods are all over the place. :-(
-- kate (masonicboo...), May 6th, 2003. (later)

(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"...non vagina teeth..."

-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)

This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

This thread makes me MAD!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I've smelled that rectum before.
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 16th, 2003 2:36 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Sad to say, only Stoppard has ever really gripped me in the theatre.
-- Alan (AlanTrewarth...), May 20th, 2003. (later)

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link

The Real Ghostbusters are Nazi's.

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I got erection.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 20th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)


I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Every time I get an erection, the front seam of my pants violently explodes, revealing my throbbing manhood. It's really embarrassing.
-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003. (later)

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

there was context to that??

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

" want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link


Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link


electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

... fucking too-big Jesus.

-- Tep (te...), May 28th, 2003 4:20 PM.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I love Dr. Brown's Black Cherry
-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail)

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (sixteen years ago) link

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (sixteen years ago) link

like i said

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:33 (sixteen years ago) link

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone
-- luna

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)


it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link


Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Or even 'I put it.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

impeccable screen-name / content synergy there

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

I like Hanson.

― Josh in Chicago

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:53 (three months ago) link

Enemas: made of waterlogged tubes, unleashing waves of topaz-coloured effluent. Sounds like Lib Dems to me.

― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well now wait a sec. You pour milk in then you need to check whether it's the correct shade otherwise you leave it for a bit longer then yes you take it out at some point.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:23 (three months ago) link


imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:24 (three months ago) link


Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:27 (three months ago) link

saw this too late and have a bad case of milk ass

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 20:55 (three months ago) link

good ol DP

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2019 9:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 25 November 2019 23:13 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Anne Frank, what a hipster huh

― rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:10 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 January 2020 01:43 (one month ago) link

kinda true tbh..

flappy bird, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:48 (one month ago) link

tbf Victor Klemperer was keeping a much more academic and nuanced journal on nazi oppression long before that young hipster came along .. fp'ing myself

calzino, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 09:40 (one month ago) link

fap on 6th Feb for those who want to.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:32 AM

pomenitul, Friday, 24 January 2020 11:12 (four weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

i'm just always glad to see people bashing it.

― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:51 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 20:01 (one week ago) link

At the very least I'd love a physical release
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, February 14, 2020 5:11 PM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:16 (one week ago) link


BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:23 (one week ago) link

Tis the season

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (one week ago) link

Is that from the babby thread?

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 17:24 (one week ago) link

the television poll actually

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (one week ago) link

oh wait i c what u did there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:28 (one week ago) link

all that travolta sperm? it's travolta's fault. But the one sperm that wins the race in the beginning of look who's talking? travolta can't be liable. that sperm had its own ideas.

― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, February 14, 2020 1:49 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 14 February 2020 18:54 (one week ago) link

ah go on do me next

― imago, Saturday, February 15, 2020 11:52 AM bookmarkflaglink

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:55 (six days ago) link

pvmic more like

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 February 2020 17:26 (six days ago) link

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