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Maybe it's the smoking that's causing a problem. It was fine last night. Today it's throbby and HUGE

buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd rather eat my sister
- Alix

Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

My periods are all over the place. :-(
-- kate (masonicboo...), May 6th, 2003. (later)

(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"...non vagina teeth..."

-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)

This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

This thread makes me MAD!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I've smelled that rectum before.
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 16th, 2003 2:36 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Sad to say, only Stoppard has ever really gripped me in the theatre.
-- Alan (AlanTrewarth...), May 20th, 2003. (later)

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link

The Real Ghostbusters are Nazi's.

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I got erection.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 20th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)


I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Every time I get an erection, the front seam of my pants violently explodes, revealing my throbbing manhood. It's really embarrassing.
-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003. (later)

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

there was context to that??

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

" want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link


Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link


electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

... fucking too-big Jesus.

-- Tep (te...), May 28th, 2003 4:20 PM.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 05:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I love Dr. Brown's Black Cherry
-- luna (luna_cee...) (webmail)

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (sixteen years ago) link

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:32 (sixteen years ago) link

like i said

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:33 (sixteen years ago) link

dammit, I knew you couldn't leave that alone
-- luna

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)


it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link


Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (sixteen years ago) link

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Or even 'I put it.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

It's in there, it's just very small.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (one year ago) link


albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (one year ago) link

flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018

me too

Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood

― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (one year ago) link

i definitely say "yessed out" a lot

flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (one year ago) link

I think i have historically had at least five whenever i checked in

― Trϵϵship, Friday, August 17, 2018 2:40 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:42 (one year ago) link

i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting

― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (ten months ago) link

three months pass...

My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (six months ago) link


flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (six months ago) link

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (six months ago) link

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:12 (six months ago) link

perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:07 (six months ago) link

xpost pvmic

moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:10 (six months ago) link

I do feel guilty if it clears before it turns green!

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:13 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:21 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

I got no hits with "piss"

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:49 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try "urine" for a surprise hit

― Simon H., Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:51 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two weeks pass...

It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.

― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:34 (four months ago) link

I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.

― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:50 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

All my life, I wanted to be an Irishman

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 23:15 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 07:37 (three weeks ago) link

impeccable screen-name / content synergy there

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (three weeks ago) link

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