'I Was Bees,' Says Hiker Stung 300 Times

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The hand that I'm using to knock the bees out of my hair is now a bee hand.

Kerm, Monday, 9 June 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

i am one with the bees - ask me anything

jhøshea, Monday, 9 June 2008 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

where y'all at?

Kerm, Monday, 9 June 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

a beard of bees on a face of bees connected to a body of bees

electricsound, Monday, 9 June 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

the bee hand connected to the bee broken wrist
40 staples in my bee head, three bee broken ribs

Kerm, Monday, 9 June 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

i am no longer bees

The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

but...

The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i was bees

The Reverend, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

wallobeegina

The Reverend, Monday, 23 June 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link

bee finger goes to bee nose to prevent bee sneeze

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

selling ford truck – $1200
$1200 obo this has been a good truck for me but i have to sell it because i cant ever get to it with all of the bees around it they have been in and around it for almost 2 months now and i havent been able to get near 5 feet or else i get stung and im sick of it i still have welts from months ago stingings and i cant even get to work because i cant get to my truck so i have to sell it test drives at ur own risk i cant go with you too many bees

http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/308.jpg

johnny crunch, Friday, 29 January 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link

truck is bees

hipster knight (electricsound), Saturday, 30 January 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone wishing to drive the truck must enter a bee world, from which return might not be a possibility.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 30 January 2010 08:49 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcNnzO26UvY

latebloomer, Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

why did that guy just stand there, swatting at bees,instead of running? if that's his kid with him, he's endangering him. idiot.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

He really was!

http://www.kpho.com/news/16540038/detail.html

The force of the bee attack knocked him down the mountain. He said he tumbled across rocks and cacti with the bees racing after him. He said it seemed like a giant mass of man and insects.

"I 'was' bees," Connell said. "I had bees all over me, and I remember brushing my hair back and tossing dust on my hair and suddenly my arm 'was' bees," he recalled. "The hand that I'm using to knock the bees out of my hair is now a bee hand."

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

five years pass...

'Bees are good,' Obama says as children scream

ciderpress, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link

the hand that i'm using
to knock the bees out of my hair
is now a bee hand

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

beezus

hourspass, Thursday, 1 April 2021 18:29 (three years ago) link

I am become bees

jmm, Thursday, 1 April 2021 20:56 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

I've watched bee removal YouTube and I also get those TikToks by the Texas bee person recommended to me by the algorithm. Actual bee removal is dirty and sweaty and involves climbing underneath old sheds and taking down brick walls on site. She seems questionable. Also I dislike the way she rebounded when other women questioned her professional practices by accusing actual women beekeepers of not believing women can succeed(???). She's cancelled.

Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

beez nutz

welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link

Gatekeeping beekeeping... sad.

jmm, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 22:15 (two years ago) link

her instagram is filled with some mega loser followers

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link


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