I'm Getting Antsy

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I'm Getting Antsy
by dude steel

I'm Getting Antsy and oh how I dance.

I whirl around and twirl around

shaking off my pants.

The neighbors they just point and laugh

while stranger stop and stare.

At the old fat white guy dancing....

in just his underwear.

I'm Getting Antsy so I tossed my trousers on the grass.

They bit my toes, they bit my calf,

causing my neighbors laughing fits.

They bit my knee, they bit my thigh, they even bit my ass.

I'm Getting Antsy my story is so sad.

All at once I'm itching, these creepy crawlys

are driving me quite mad!

I stomp the nasty antsys.

Their uncles, moms,....... and dads.

еdë §téè£, Sunday, 6 July 2008 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link

*sniff* That's beautiful. I love a happy ending.

Aimless, Sunday, 6 July 2008 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

me too.

aimurchie, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

sometimes i get really antsy, and it's difficult.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20080708/i/r124494183.jpg?

Michael White, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

My new favorite news photo.

Aimless, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

every thread happens for a reason.

Surmounter, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Quick.... somebody make it an animated gif........

Have him trying to wrestle a half eaten fish head from a grizzly cub.

еdë §téè£, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 01:51 (thirteen years ago) link


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