Will death change Dick Cheney?

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I'm predicting the Lord of Darkness will unleash his unbridled wrath on America upon Dick's demise.
Dick is the only thing that keeps the country together.

warmsherry, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

I believe that you have the tense of the question incorrect....

It should be "Has death changed Dick Cheney?"

I for one would say YES, most emphatically YES!

The man that we are not seeing at press conferences and not seeing at photo op's and not seeing traveling abroad was replaced by an automaton shortly BEFORE his death some five years ago. There has been a very high level ultra secret conspiracy perpetuated to try to fool us into believing that that machine is our beloved dearly departed Vice President.

еdë §téè£, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

This is poppycock.

ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Horsefeathers

Michael White, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Balderdash

Aimless, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Hogwash

Michael White, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Flimflam

Matt, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I imagine him thinner.

John Justen, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 22:03 (sixteen years ago) link

People will remark on how peaceful he looks. As they say it they will draw a sigh of relief.

Aimless, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, at the open casket, everyone will peer down and say, "How peaceful I look."

Michael White, Thursday, 4 October 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

four years pass...

two threads bumped and hes still not dead

lag∞n, Sunday, 25 March 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

So, the thread title remains an open question, as does the question of whether Dick Cheney's death mask will find a cherished place among the memorabilia of the G. W. Bush presidential library.

Aimless, Monday, 26 March 2012 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

eight years pass...

The jury is still out. Rumor has it they are running up one helluva tab on room service.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 23 October 2020 04:47 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I hear they've discontinued Tab.

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 06:56 (three years ago) link

But they've re-continued.... YOU! Michael White! Hello my friend!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 18 November 2020 10:59 (three years ago) link

Je passe de temps en temps

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link

Ça me plairais mieux si c'etait plus souvent mais bon

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

C'est apprecié quand même :)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link


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