Why do you guys hate me now?

As it happens, not long after this thread, I was surprised in a backalley by a septugenarian truant officer who claimed to have been on my trail since 1969, and who, with the assistance of an ably wielded truncheon and a set of brass knuckles, haled me off to reform school. I now do not drink Scotch, having reformed myself into a drinker of Irish whisky.

I also learned to spell, but not so as anyone might notice.

tsk, or possibly tske

IM GEBTING DRUNK DONT JUFGE ME

IM GEBTING DRUNK, TOO. DONT CROWD ME.

I dunno if it's your thing to talk all complicated and sorta artsy-like or if it's more of a pre-established style for this sub-forum but I clumsily ruined one pre-established Ask a Drunk thread (which can still be savored) by posting serious stuff. However, I'm willing to drop all such serious nonsense when I have the spirit in me to post in this sub-forum again

Serious nonsense is always welcome here at Ask A Drunk. But instead of dropping it, rather like a truckload of potatos, it is far to be preferred that you foist it upon us. We drunks are willing dupes eagerly waiting to buy all the nonsense that you can cleverly repackage to look like clownish hilarity. Try us.

Seriously.

WORLD SERIOUS OF NONSENSE - BRING IT

I don't know that it's a general level of dupability, more a lazy acquiescence to be amused by whatever flits by, like a deeply bored pitcher plant