― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Major Bloodnok (Major Bloodnok), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Raw, Uncompromising, and Noodly (noodle vague), Thursday, 9 March 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tony Bleach (blackshoeswhitesocks), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― yer mam! (yer mam!), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link
― Major Bloodnok (Major Bloodnok), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Actually, I know it's not the done thing to say this any more, but can we have YSIs of some of these? This is the perfect birthday CDR!
Also, I want to hear what Kasey Keller sounds like. Please say it just loops "I didn't realise Thierry Henry was that fast!" over and over again.
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link
http://youtube.com/watch?v=K6Di8QT98Zk
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 9 March 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link
Please tell me this is a song about the Nandrolone scandal?
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:48 (eighteen years ago) link
Oh, you meant songs that have actually been released? :)
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― retrokid, Friday, 10 March 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago) link
And the Bennato thing was a cover/parody of Trio's Da Da Da. This one's true.
― blunt (blunt), Friday, 10 March 2006 06:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 10 March 2006 06:57 (eighteen years ago) link
Also - a special mention to the CD of pop songs with the lyrics changed to be about Aresnal players that is played on loop by the burger vans outside my house everytime Arsenal play at home. The best two are a song about Thierry Henry to the tune of P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent and a reggae riddim that I don't recognise with the lyrics 'Viera, ooh ohh...' (although obviously this last one hasn't been played this year). Not being a huge football fan, I'm not sure if other teams have similar CDs, so if anyone can enlight me I'd apreciate it.
― Robin Goad (rgoad), Friday, 10 March 2006 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel Giraffe (Daniel Giraffe), Friday, 10 March 2006 09:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Friday, 10 March 2006 09:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel Giraffe (Daniel Giraffe), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― zeus (zeus), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:53 (eighteen years ago) link
i'm sure we've done this tho
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Daniel Giraffe (Daniel Giraffe), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 10 March 2006 10:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dr. C (Dr. C), Friday, 10 March 2006 11:57 (eighteen years ago) link
― terry lennox. (gareth), Friday, 10 March 2006 12:07 (eighteen years ago) link
is this another hongroe megahit?
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 10 March 2006 12:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 10 March 2006 12:59 (eighteen years ago) link
She waited for the match to startto start a fight up with me.She said, "what's that you're watching?", "It's a Programme about art".She said, "A Programme about art?", I said "A programme about art" and then the greatestmidfield artist of them all walked out onto the park.The crowd were on their feet and they whistled and they cheered for the tiny wee Scotsmanwith the copper coloured hair.She said, "You just don't care, You never listen you know"Lukic out to Wetherall and Wetherall to Dorigo.Dorigo knocks it on to Fairclough, Fairclough looks for Speed.Now she's ranting like a lunatic, "I'm switching off that telly"."Look at me while I'm talking to you!" To Strachan now -puts Kelly throughThere's one man pulling all the strings and twenty-twoknow damn well who.The air begins to thicken. Inside the box Strachan has strickenThe gap unfilled -he makes the kill -One-Nil
She waited for the match to startto start a fight up with me.She said, "what's that you're watching?", "It's a Programme about art".She said, "A Programme about art?", I said "A programme about art" and then the artist tackles perfectly and floats over the parkto the waiting Rodney Wallace who knocks it back in to Deane and now the Deane Machine to McAllister and McAllister's just seenthat Gordon Strachan slipped his marker and he's free now in space he's got 'em pouring forward spraying the ballall over the place.Now Gary Speed is involved again, he steadies the ball."am I talking to myself?", she says, "or talking to the wall?""Will you look at me while I'm talking to you!" To Strachan now -puts Fairclough throughThere's one man pulling all the strings and twenty-twoknow damn well who.The air gets even thicker.The 'keepers quick -Gordon Strachan's quicker.The gap unfilled -he makes the kill -Two-Nil.
She waited for the match to startto start a fight up with me.She said, "what's that you're watching?", "It's a Programme about art"."If you don't take your grief and bad vibes and get out of my faceI'm gonna sit right here and whistle my way through Melrose Place"
You could've lit the air in the room with a matchstick, McAllisters cross sets up Strachans hat-trickThe gap unfilled -Strachans skill -Three-Nil
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― zeus (zeus), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link
I don't know the Barmy Army that much.
― zeus (zeus), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tim (Tim), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:46 (eighteen years ago) link
Roberto Baggio / non e un miraggio.
I can hear it in my head and feel sure I haven't imagined it.
― Daniel Giraffe (Daniel Giraffe), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Man, I'd completely forgotten about that song for ten years.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago) link
― AJ Daphne, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link
and pushing it, in more ways that one Prolapse - Surreal Madrid.
― Shooz (shooz), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― danny invincible (michael w.), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't know who did the song.
― Maltodextrin (Maltodextrin), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― danny invincible (michael w.), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link
nice.
― hmmm (hmmm), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link
Guy Roux has a new label
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu_54V9HPlk
and from the man himself, "After a long career in soccer as a coach, I'd like to present you with my dream team composed of 11 players. Each player will be represented by a track, it'll be a free download and there will also be some extra content on my Instagram page. Let’s start with one of the craziest goal keeper ever: Rene Higuita aka « El loco »"
― saer, Thursday, 2 January 2020 16:31 (four years ago) link
Seems like the right place for thishttps://youtu.be/sSRNXpm9rO4
― 29 facepalms, Thursday, 2 January 2020 17:09 (four years ago) link
Probably should have this here toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQTsZGvVUbs
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 January 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link
One of the all-time best:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCbjK4259RM(song or player? you decide!)
― breastcrawl, Thursday, 2 January 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YqecbxSr4A
― breastcrawl, Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
From Ghana, a couple of years old:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyhYXurNXhk
― breastcrawl, Thursday, 2 January 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwr1py0Z4SA
If there's a better UK drill song about a former West Brom and Newcastle striker I'd like to hear it
― paolo, Thursday, 2 January 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXbY6pmXMJM
I'm fairly sure I heard about this one on Match Of The Day last year. Sean Dyche isn't a fan iirc
― paolo, Saturday, 4 January 2020 14:27 (four years ago) link
The most unlikely footballer to have had a song written about them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nuvPeNno5U
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Saturday, 4 January 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link
Not a big seller in Scotland tbh.
― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 January 2020 17:36 (four years ago) link
Looks like Benzema is next for Guy Roux
― saer, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 09:39 (four years ago) link
Cabaret Voltaire - Keano
― ymo sumac (NickB), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 09:45 (four years ago) link
here he is, mr karim benzema
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INDeBeD1txU
― saer, Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
Mike and Lal Waterson / Danny Rose
― fetter, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:15 (four years ago) link
"Toni, Lass Es Polstern" by Toni Polster & Die Fabulösen Thekenschlampen.
For some ill-defined reason, I have a CD of this and a T-Shirt, both signed by Toni Polster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcQznybb9BI
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:31 (four years ago) link
tc4 'ruben neves' & 'romario'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_OVQ9pKeYE
https://tc4wolves.bandcamp.com/track/romario
― dbs, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 14:41 (four years ago) link
ok that has made me inordinately happy
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link
they've got one called Cavaleiro as well :D
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 15:12 (four years ago) link
Marta, Marta, seu futebol é TUDO!Driblou, fintou, bateu, é gol!
"Marta A Melhor Do Mundo" - Boca de Fornohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FguJJuyvF-w
― sbahnhof, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:57 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8MpjWlFSjY
Steven Gerrard
― saer, Thursday, 16 April 2020 07:53 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFVLTyrZA6M
Omz Trapstar - Dele Alli
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 April 2020 12:38 (four years ago) link
Jesus, imagine writing a song about him.
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 April 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link
It appears it's mostly for the "I supply Kane" wordplay.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 16 April 2020 13:00 (four years ago) link
That's the second best Alli-related song I've ever heard, after this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCU5ljQaIN4
― paolo, Thursday, 16 April 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
:D :D
― où sont les threads d'antan? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 April 2020 13:36 (four years ago) link
Trying to think of footballers with songtitles in their names (not these ones), but drawing a blank so far
― I got 5G on it (Matt #2), Thursday, 16 April 2020 14:10 (four years ago) link
Mark Venus (Wolves & Ipswich player, Bananarama single)John Still (Non-league player and manager, Commodores song title)Dan Burn (Brighton & Hove Albion, Usher song title)Macarena Sánchez (UAI Urquiza)Dick M-alone (FA Cup winner with Sunderland, Heart song title)
Not forgetting:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqW7IiaIAAAJKi8.jpg
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 16 April 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link
Isaac Success (Watford, Weather Girls album and song)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/The_Weather_Girls_Success_CD_cover.JPG
― I got 5G on it (Matt #2), Thursday, 16 April 2020 14:51 (four years ago) link
Exodus Geohaghon, who seems to have played for every non-league club in existence.
http://images.45cat.com/bob-marley-and-the-wailers-exodus-island-8-s.jpg
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 16 April 2020 15:02 (four years ago) link
Danny Invincible
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Kelly_Clarkson_-_Invincible_%28Official_Single_Cover%29.png
― The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 April 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wkby7mbfyQ
Partey Hard (Thomas Partey Special) | ft. Donae’O, Jeremy Lynch, Robbie Lyle (AFTV) and Monzz - Donae'o has done a new version of Party Hard to celebrate Thomas Partey rocking up at Arsenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HElvqUOdi4s
KB - Timo Werner - he's not even wearing this season's Chelsea shirt smh
― paolo, Sunday, 18 October 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link
i wanna be your oliver kahnif you roll i go catch you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpo8C1O1J8wCKay ft. Boj • oliver kahn
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 8 February 2021 22:16 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxb8cUkIOd4Kamo Mphela ft. Nobantu Vilakazi & 9umba • Percy Tau
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 31 May 2021 07:39 (two years ago) link
I feel like Boys for Pele ought to count
― Nostradamusferatu (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 31 May 2021 09:47 (two years ago) link
Paul Pogba...
Footballer
It's the perfect rhyme
BLKCITY - "POGBA"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jDwbSFl8vM
Also, as it's a New Zealand band, I get to feel alarmed that the vid was made at the pitch near where I live, though not as alarmed as we'd be if Pogba showed up in the Auckland 2nd division
― sbahnhof, Thursday, 24 June 2021 06:20 (two years ago) link
String Driven Thing, "Chains (I Wanna Be Just Like Stan Bowles)"
― Let's Get Ready to Trimble (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 July 2022 07:42 (one year ago) link