"Big Shaq, where you at?"
― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link
This cd sucks dik like its its job....lets be serious shaq can not rap for his life. the names of his songs and the ryhmes in it like "i dont give a heck" and i kno i got (skills), i want to just puke all over that and finish it off with a taco boat w/flag desert.....if u buy this cd immediately go play in traffic afterwards with the cd in ur hands...and if u own this cd already idk wut to tell u throw in the rap towel immediately i guess is the most appropriate thing... peace 1 bitchez
― Softly Weeping at the Oki Dog (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link
I HATE 2 BRAG
"hallo?"'hello?'"hallo?"'hello?'"let me speak to Def Jef"'who's calling?'"I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, MUSTY UNDERARM ODOR-BREF! I wanna talk to Def Jef. Last song he did with Shaq, Shaq was being braggadocious. I want Shaq to be braggadocious all the way. Know what I'm sayin?"
Once again it's time to get braggadociousThe tall human being, that's right...Shaqatocious (????)Check out my lyrical slam-slamWatch me flim-flam flam (???)I freefrak the kleeklak (WTF????)I bibbideebishda bam bam (?????????)
Honkeys sleepin on my skillzMagic pay me millz, and my billzNow I should move to Beverly Hills? Nuh uh. Now I'm tokin'Backboards are brokenI grab the cords of the mic and start chokinLike I...CAN'T BREAVE...runnin outta BREF------------------------------------------------------you know what I give up nothing he says is intelligible, someone finish this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoZoaYOVcn0
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 20 November 2011 00:43 (twelve years ago) link
I treat you like Spielberg
YOU GET JUR-ASS-KICKED IN DA PARK
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 February 2020 07:44 (four years ago) link
best thread
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 15 February 2020 07:45 (four years ago) link
this album even brought Phife Dawg down to "bodily function/stank" level.
this is dire:
Never was a herb, kick you to the curbThere's more to my attitude than the city of JohannesburgStyles are mean but this year they're even meanerCarrying chips on my shoulder, so call me SarafinaGuarantee [?] MartinPissin' and a-fartin'Mess around with this and you'll be on a milk carton
it's so bad this dude went on Amazon and reviewed it and the title of his review was "PISSIN' AND A FARTIN?"
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link
lmao
― budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:23 (three years ago) link
i think my favorite thing about this record is the fu-schnickens collab, it's just so weird it kinda works
― budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link
it's really dope! and Shaq doesn't have to do much but keep the train coasting to the finish line. and the song works just fine without his verse too lol.
lead me years later to acquire both Fu Schnick albums, which are fun.
I can do Chip-Fu's verse but it helps to have a hype man to let you breathe.
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link
that's impressive !
just looking now and diamond d produced two tracks on "nervous breakdown" (one of which is "sneakin up on ya" — a boom bap CLASSIC)
― budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link
which reminds me that i've been meaning to make a diamond d mixtape but dropped the ball. maybe time to reboot that. do a series, call it MXTP and charge $15 / month, any interest ?
― budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link
only if we get to suggest what vibes we like and then u curate and send us a mixtape based on something mildly tangential to that vibe we said we liked!
also can DJ Drama scream all over each track?
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link
yes but only for the folks whose favorite rock duo is hall & oates
― budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link
bj—
you gotta put the ras kass 'soul on ice' remix and 'the hiatus' remix on your diamond d playlist! there's also an outkast remix he did that's pretty good, too.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:08 (three years ago) link
also, something funny about shaq's third album, you can't stop the reign: it was the first thing to have featured rakim in many years at that point. think about all the potential guest appearances that rakim missed in those years. it's crazy that the person to have brought rakim out of (unofficial) retirement was fucken shaq of all people. i imagine shaq spent a lot of money on that verse.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:12 (three years ago) link
wasn't Biggie on one of the songs too?
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:19 (three years ago) link
one thing that I really liked about Shaq's albums is he took the v important step of reminding us that he played basketball
― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:20 (three years ago) link
xp this one ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPWdeDqs9wM
― budo jeru, Thursday, 6 August 2020 05:21 (three years ago) link
that's the one!
also xp to neanderthal— yes, biggie was on the same track iirc.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link