Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

Hey now, there's no need for slander.

and that f*cking "hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me" is so misogynistic, hateful, smug aaahaaajhahdsdsa;dfdsal!!!!

he needs to die, and I say this kind of thing rarely.

but without black people, he wouldn't be funky!

I don't know about this whole fetishization of black musicians thing, though.

Just thinking of why I hate DMB is almost as tedious as his music. So I have no answer because I can't be bothered to think of one.

Again, I hate his voice, he sounds like a muppet.

"Your choice, Ms. Spears -- the Neptunes or Dave Matthews?"

"Hmmm..."

Sure, plenty. The production is empty and lifeless with no surprises or innovative ideas, his vocal style is grating and cloying, I hate that "funky acoustic guitar strumming" thing he does, and on and on.

"He does all sorts of music."

This is not a virtue in and of itself.

"Acoustic stuff"

So?

"does good improvisational stuff"

No. Only if you consider hippie-jam-band technique to be "improvisational". (I do not).

"is great live"

Never seen him.

" has respect of fellow musicians like sting,peter gabriel, allanis,sheryl crow,Meredith Brooks,Counting Crows,Santana."

I don't respect a single one of those people - the endorsements are empty.

"All the mebers are great musicians."

Technically proficient /= great.

"And the actual songs are good."

Nope.

"He wouldnt have such a rabid cult fanbase if he wasnt any good."

That's what people said about Hitler.

"The likes of Britney would love to work with him. "

And this is of importance why?

I KNEW the fraternity system is a cult!

like dead.

John Darnielle and Momus -- please write songs like Dave Matthews.

To play devil's advocate (heh) for a second - how could they have "controlled" sales of their first alb?

... Get Dave Matthews to sing on it.

(come on alex you're a killing joke fan)

Neanderthal: no, but my roommate's sister's cousin's dentist's niece once slow-danced with that bus driver. So basically we're kin.

"I guess anybody can be famous now."

This should be written on Dave's tombstone.

I feel like the time I stumbled into a place in Burlington, Vermont and every third person, knowing I wasn't from there, had to explain their relationship to members of the band Phish

careful breeding, I suppose

just feel the need to mention that the university of utah is an overlooked junior partner in the network of schools that gave 90s jam bands their sentience.

did you know that Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds Live at Luther College was taped at Luther College in Iowa? that's here! Dave!

I mean, we used to joke back in 1997/8 that Big Ten universities must have issued DMB posters with the dorm rooms.

in Athens, GA around '99 there was a DMB cover band that would sell out the Georgia Theater charging $25 a ticket. the singer did the kermit voice and everything. they prob made a small fortune.

even when i was in college in reno there was a popular, obviously-former dmb cover band and their name was even the same construction (“[guy’s name] band”) and they were fucking godawful, no escape

to say nothing of how an open mic night i frequented was haunted by a guy who always covered “halloween”

a bold choice for the real daveheads

this all makes me think of the band Virginia Coalition

i wasn’t that bothered by it bc it’s one of the dave songs i still really like, gremlin voice and all

drummer in my high school band was a fan of the stuff with Tim Reynolds. He would listen to that stuff in his truck with the treble cranked up so you could really feel those acoustic stabs

I used to see Tim play with Cosmology back in the 80s

1st time I got real stoned was at B0yd the violin player's apartment, again prob 7-8 years before the band formed

Dropping in to suggest the Bandsplain on DMB with Grayson Haver Currin

I've long had a theory that much of the affection that, like, basic-ass people who have attitudes about music and culture that ILMniks would look down on have for DMB might be a grade school or early high school immersion in Graceland…like, these folks went to dead shows in the late 80s/early 90s, liked to party, and were not going to be concerned with Paul Simon's cavalier attitude towards credit, or the consequences of a UN boycott, would not be interested in listening to township jive and african music but have a dopey reverence for "the 60s"…

did he become a lawyer

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School psychologist iirc

Dropping in to suggest the Bandsplain on DMB with Grayson Haver Currin

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Why are they talking like Dennis Miller?

To make a three-hour podcast episode about DMB a good time

I'd never call three hours of Dennis Miller a good time.

I'm assuming someone out there has a podcast called What Would You Say?

Dennis Miller Band

Paging e everything, who got the hooch to thread

Dennis Miller Bland

Go Gauchos to yasi, but "Lover Lay Down" is a bad track

disturbing to learn about lilywhite's own horndog leanings

DMB + YLT @ CBGB:

https://www.jambase.com/article/dave-matthews-band-yo-la-tengo-cbgb

(…plus Love Child!)

WARNING: Any and all comments including “tour bus” “sewage” and “Chicago river” will be deleted by my assistant Chylene.

lol

saw dmb at two separate bridge school benefit concerts in the late 90s, gotta be honest i could not get into it and pretty much zoned out the whole time. dave and neil played “cortez the killer” together, but it was not very killer to me

I had a dream the other day that Dave Matthews Band played a show locally on a college campus, and a local, far-right conservative group leaked to a paper something really horrible and hateful that DM supposedly said, suggesting he was more of an ally to their causes, and they ran it. I'd witnessed the exchange and was calling the student paper to ask for a retraction, when Dave himself showed up on campus and threatened to beat all of their fucking asses with his guitar.

or maybe that actually happened i don't know

If you really take this stuff seriously, it is fucked up that they play 'Grey Street' to a bunch of bud guzzlers at the thunderdome.

I'll bite, why is that fucked up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZyQjQclmH0

It's a song about a depressed person that ends with her still depressed, and everyone is just loving it.

and I suppose the dancing people suit the music. The music already clashes with the lyrics. On the album, the songwriter and subject are trapped in a terrible dmb machine. In the show, the dancing audience are ghouls that beg the grotesque machine into motion. "We want to dance to the circus music about the lady who wants to die, dave!"

thought Grey Street was about their bus driver having a repeat folly with the waste tank

the woman is depressed because her kayak was loaded up with excrement like a shit pide.

Hike up your fecal coliform levels a little more

Lol - "Don't Drink the Water" indeed.

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