The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

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http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_1.jpg

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_2.jpg

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

so great

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 16 February 2008 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

haha there's a baby in there

robertwolf8080, Saturday, 16 February 2008 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

Still deciphering G-D CRACK.

libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

lolwtf @ dr. aborto's phallus of doom

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

WHORES, ALL OF THEM BABY-MURDERING WHORES

SAVE US JEEBUS, SAVE US FROM THE WHORES

Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

The notion of a machine that runs on souls is kinda classic, really.

The container is kinda like the tubes you send yr money in to the drive-up window at the bank. Can you imagine a drive-up abortion clinic, where the fetuses are sent in like @ the bank? The concept has promise, gentlemen.

libcrypt, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

OH I SEE IT IS AN ANGEL BABYS HOW CLEVAR xpost

John Justen, Sunday, 17 February 2008 01:40 (eleven years ago) link

the still-classic comment I read once went along the lines of "If God ensouls every fertilized egg, then Heaven is full of human caviar."

kingfish, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:09 (eleven years ago) link

gross

gr8080, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

dan i encourage you to check out the work of twin cities filmmaker Jon Springer, if you haven't already. he makes gruesome horror films with a strong catholic, pro-life & anti-homo sensibility. you can check his stuff out at cricketfims dot com.

gff, Sunday, 17 February 2008 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_3_600.jpg

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_4.jpg

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:27 (eleven years ago) link

i may not understand what the hell you are doing, but I'll defend to the death my right to not understand what the hell you are doing.

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_5.gif

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 17 February 2008 06:29 (eleven years ago) link

ugh this thread sucks d00ds

i think its cool dude wants to participate in the forum or whatever but giving him a thread to jack off onto seems unnecessary

deej, Sunday, 17 February 2008 08:58 (eleven years ago) link

my bad 4 crossing u 'll whyteout conditionz deej. i'm psycho 2 wrong some damn times. respect t' u + yr word

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:17 (eleven years ago) link

damn hardhead fued out a salty mouth

Arms, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:30 (eleven years ago) link

deeej - what we need is a thread for you to bitch about thsi thread on - that will solve evertyhoing

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:32 (eleven years ago) link

OT, but that Baghdad shot looks like it's from the Michael Bay version of Jason and the Argonauts.

Cosmo Vitelli, Sunday, 17 February 2008 09:55 (eleven years ago) link

I think Lacey needs to do an anti-condom character called "Neverconceived, the lovable sperm".

Bodrick III, Sunday, 17 February 2008 10:56 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, deej, if you don't want to see him jacking off why'd you follow him into the stall?

nickn, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

this stall is crowded, im leaving

deej, Monday, 18 February 2008 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

flush first, will ya!!

bug, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

The G-dcrack strip is awesome. I love especially the blurriness around the viewer/presumed recipient of said G-dcrack.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 18 February 2008 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

Revised cover sketch-

http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_cover.jpg

Faith has 'SuperGifts' (of the Spirit) now, and 'G-dCracking' is one manifestation. 'G-d' because some very fundamentalist Christians avoid writing the full name because they believe to do so is disrespectful.

I've heard of Jon Springer but haven't met him-thanks for the web address. From what I've read of his reviews I don't think he's perceived by critics as being anti-Gay.

That Baghdad photo (which seems to be gone now) was taken by a fan of the cartoon while he was stationed in Iraq as a Blackhawk helicopter pilot. I drew a cartoon a few years ago based on that photo.

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

If anyone wants to snark and post here that's fine with me. Thanks to Libcrypt for creating the thread.

Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

G-DCRACK indeed.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 18 February 2008 08:44 (eleven years ago) link

Dan, what's your view on contraception?

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

(as opposed to your public persona's view or your characters' view)

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

I believe God creates souls pre-contraception (the 'before your Mother carried you in her womb, I knew you' scripture) and the physical world we live in is His expression. As for doctrinally carrying that out, I have a traditional Catholic viewpoint, which I pretty much warp and destroy in my cartoons just because artistically I can't help myself. Politically I think I've been sort of wandering to the middle over the course of the past few years.

http://www.faithmouse.com/Christ_loves_furries_sketch.jpg

Sketch for a two page spread. Some of these larger posts seem to be automatically reducing themselves at odd resolutions, so if the above image seems jagged click here.

Dan Lacey, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

A.) Frog leaping over aborted babies.
B.) Holy Spirit urinating on fetus?
C.) "If He loves furries, He'll love you!"

I have a lot of hope for this thread.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

A condom themed comic would be cool. I'd like to have Obama as the focus of the next comic, and have Faith discover that he's actually a sleeper agent for Al-Qaeda.

I'm still trying to figure out why these two sentences are in the same paragraph together.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

The pre-conception thing is weird though. I guess you could have half a soul in a sperm and half in an egg? But unless the meeting of the two was predestined (and if I understand catholicism that's not how it works) then you'd only have two half souls. Either way, this can't be feasible because why would God create 100 million redundant souls for every one that successfully bcreates?

By extension, then, if the soul is abstract or external to the gametes, then the actual sperms and eggs are soul-free and therefore as disposable as they clearly are in both sexes.

Mark C, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:19 (eleven years ago) link

this'll end well

dan m, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

I contain multitudes. (but I had a vasectomy so they can't get out, lol)

Rock Hardy, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 February 2008 20:58 (eleven years ago) link

The first three display at proper resolution and most but not all of the rest at a percentage of original size. The mysteries of CSS.

This should work though. Click to view larger-

http://www.faithmouse.com/alley-thugs-blog.jpg
Sketch for a comic book idea I'm playing around with, set in Venice.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

css max-width

i tried this for something at work recently, doesnt seem to work in ie7? u_u

sleep, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.cameronmoll.com/archives/000892.html

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 02:53 (eleven years ago) link

FYI it's "San Marco", not St.

Mark C, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 11:52 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/pr_sketch.jpg

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

dan, how long does it take to do something like those venice panels? those are pretty cool.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks, Gott. Without being distracted I can draw about two pages a day.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 19 February 2008 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

Screwed that up-

Mr. Bunny, last seen here-
http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoon310.jpg

GayBear series, all three panels-
http://www.faithmouse.com/GayBear-park.jpg
NSFW
NSFW

Dan Lacey, Friday, 29 February 2008 07:45 (eleven years ago) link

madre de dios

kingfish, Friday, 29 February 2008 08:46 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_the_walking_dead_unicorn.jpg

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 11 October 2012 08:48 (seven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/jimmy_savile_pancakes.jpg

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 13 October 2012 22:00 (seven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/justin_bieber_nude.jpg

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 14 October 2012 18:43 (seven years ago) link

um

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 October 2012 04:25 (seven years ago) link

He's 18 now, tis ok.

pplains, Monday, 15 October 2012 04:32 (seven years ago) link

feel like we're gonna be seeing that one again

there is no dana, only (goole), Monday, 15 October 2012 05:29 (seven years ago) link

Whoops, that was a duplicate squirrel.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:38 (seven years ago) link

would totally hang that on my wall

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:43 (seven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/binders_full_of_women.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 07:09 (seven years ago) link

Ha ha!

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 14:31 (seven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/felix_space_jump_pancake.jpg

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:19 (seven years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/romnesia.jpg

Dan Lacey, Friday, 19 October 2012 22:59 (seven years ago) link

ROMNESIA

Dan Lacey, Friday, 19 October 2012 23:00 (seven years ago) link

nice

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 October 2012 02:34 (six years ago) link

homie is on fire this week

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 20 October 2012 23:27 (six years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/romney_pancake_scissors.jpg

Dan Lacey, Monday, 22 October 2012 11:57 (six years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/a_flock_of_romney.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 24 October 2012 04:46 (six years ago) link

Frankenstorm versus Cannibal Cop-

http://www.faithmouse.com/frankenstorm_cannibal_cop.jpg

Dan Lacey, Friday, 26 October 2012 10:17 (six years ago) link

Painty painty painty-

http://www.faithmouse.com/hurricane_sandy.jpg

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 27 October 2012 10:47 (six years ago) link

Mitt Romney as Aranea Serket
http://www.faithmouse.com/aranea_serket_mitt_romney.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 18:48 (six years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/mitt_shamed.jpg

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:16 (six years ago) link

Hmmm whut I do

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:17 (six years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/mitt_shaming.jpg

Dan Lacey, Thursday, 1 November 2012 10:18 (six years ago) link

hahahaha

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 November 2012 21:49 (six years ago) link

http://www.faithmouse.com/victoria_jackson_crying_pancake.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 15:58 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_with_dead_twinkie.jpg

Dan Lacey, Friday, 23 November 2012 06:50 (six years ago) link

seven months pass...

kinda lump this stuff in with the Clang Quartet. you a Clang Quartet fan, DL?

rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:03 (six years ago) link

I was completely unaware.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:16 (six years ago) link

there's something of a shared aesthetic imo - you're visual arts and he's performance, but you both totally bring the xtian noize :)

rockety communism (imago), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 20:21 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Ted & Raphael Cruz painting ( NSFW )

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 17 August 2013 19:19 (six years ago) link

excessive!

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:02 (six years ago) link

good

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 17 August 2013 21:51 (six years ago) link

that too.

pplains, Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:00 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Anyone got a copy of the Faithmouse "G-dcrack" strip? That was a favorite of mine and it appears that most Faithmouse strips have been removed from the web.

how's life, Friday, 10 July 2015 12:45 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

would like to see the bernie sanders pancake painting to be used as their campaign image; think that might be the final push

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 17:04 (four years ago) link

I'd like to fatten his face a little in the portrait and make his hair a little whispier.
I'll repost all of the faithmouse cartoons by the weekend.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:34 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

well, still working on that, but here's a new cartoon

http://www.faithmouse.com/faithmouse_prepare.jpg

Dan Lacey, Friday, 9 October 2015 19:22 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Whoa! Missed those last revives. Thanks Dan!

how's life, Monday, 26 October 2015 14:37 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

Yes! That's so awesome.

how's life, Saturday, 12 March 2016 00:12 (three years ago) link

secret ilxor macklemore

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 12 March 2016 01:57 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Surprisingly few Trump paintings, not especially with pancakes either, but it's mostly Prince lately?

https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThePainterOfPancakes
https://twitter.com/painterpancakes

StanM, Sunday, 21 May 2017 13:03 (two years ago) link

Dan Lacey‏ @PainterPancakes May 18

Dan Lacey Retweeted Charlie Daniels
That's nice but I'm sure he can't hear you over all the fiddlin' and the devil screaming DANCE FOR ME

Charlie DanielsVerified account @CharlieDaniels
Rest in peace Roger ailes, you made a difference in this nation, a very great difference.

nickn, Monday, 22 May 2017 17:25 (two years ago) link


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