Where Are the Best Places in Your Town to Masturbate in Public

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (41 of them)

MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION MASTURBATION!

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I am masturbating right now. My pants are down, and my penis is erect and ready to sperminate...UUUUHHHHHH.....UUUUGGHHHHHH....

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

My penis is erect...and I AM MASTURBATING!

― King Dong, Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

how about some photos?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I honestly think this is one of my favorite threads

― Mickey (modestmickey), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago) link

He kinda trailed off rather limpily, though. I was expecting some more pizzazz at the end.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago) link

some more pizzas?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/albums/userpics/16535/normal_663_main.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/displayimage.php%3Falbum%3Dtopn%26cat%3D-808%26pos%3D2&h=254&w=399&sz=30&tbnid=oURvcbzRKWFYhM:&tbnh=76&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=18&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpizza%2Bporn%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official_s%26sa%3DG

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

oops
http://www.bigsausagepizza.com/episodes/125/125_main.jpg

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

she kind of looks like naomi watts.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

She doesn't look very happy about the pepperoni on there.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

An informal survey based on unfortunate recent experience would indicate:

Public lavatories,
Doorways,
Public transport, and
Standing in the middle of the sidewalk

are popular with the public masturbators around these parts.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait. I get it. That's her tongue, right? And those red circles must be slices of tongue. Which explains why she isn't looking happy.

Phew. Safe for work after all, then.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Seriously though. King Dong, please update.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh no!

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I tried to do it in a porta-john once but then these construction workers pulled the door open on me and start laughing at me

http://hometown.aol.com/fdchaplaingwgfd/images/photo%20gwgfd%20storm%20porta%20potty%20crowd.jpg

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!
-- King Dong, Wednesday, February 22, 2006

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:57 (sixteen years ago) link

I like to imagine this person is a cartoon talking sedimentary rock.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:00 (sixteen years ago) link

oh dear

― the table is the table, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I AM LOLING

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link

"sperminate"

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

― Confounded, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

-- Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 23:14 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.mymasturbation.com/male/public-bathrooms.htm

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Caught by Mom (27)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Food - Bread (3)
Food - Fruit (6)
Food - Meat (6)
Food - Misc. (3)

that site is like a roadside accident. I don't want to look, yet I look.

― nicky lo-fi, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!
-- King Dong, Wednesday, February 22, 2006

I like to imagine this person is a cartoon talking sedimentary rock.

-- Abbott

I'm hearing it in the voice of that jovial volcano off the volvic ad

― Matt, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 07:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Curling Iron (25)

!!?!? Not while on I fscking hope. Ow.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 08:59 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

"I AM LOLING

-- Curt1s Stephens"

-- Confounded, Monday, 9 July 2007 23:14 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Heave Ho, Monday, July 9, 2007 11:18 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― follow the fudge through this chocolatey challenge (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

― from crass encino (velko), Thursday, 26 March 2009 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

― from crass encino (velko), Thursday, March 26, 2009 2:30 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― the table is the table, Thursday, 26 March 2009 06:41 (fifteen years ago) link

"Tryin' to copyright, your masturbatio-o-onnnnnn
using any way or meanssssss"

― Mark G, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:03 (fifteen years ago) link

― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:10 (fifteen years ago) link

we can't rule out benches as locations, but they are out as implements. This is about where not what.

― james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:15 (fifteen years ago) link

and Your Masturbation don't mean a thing to meaaah.

― james k polk, Thursday, 26 March 2009 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

You should see how much I masturbate...I masturbate all day...oooooooaaagggghhhhh....uuuugggghhhhhhh....masturbating, masturbating, MASTURBATING!

― King Dong, Wednesday, February 22, 2006 8:34 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― I AGREE WITH THE COSMETIC SURGERY (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Wha? I'm not awake for twenty hours a day. Her response is extremely measured.

― Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I said he was a lousy lover and I haven't had an orgasm in years.

this lady cannot take a hint

― harbl, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.