― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Kim, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Nicole, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― anthony, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― anthonyeaston, Thursday, 29 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I'm quite disappointed. I was hoping for something really wacky like a cloaca instead.
― anthony, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― james, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
These creatures are usually found in the the state of Montana. It is possible that Mr. Anthony Easton may have encountered one of these strange beasts, though only two sitings have ever been made in Canada. The most famous incident occuring in Moose Jaw, Saskatchwenn in the year of 1968, where it is reported that a squabble of chickenbears marched through the town centre, and for several hours performed mating rituals. The pictures that were taken on this day were all mysteriously lost at the local film developing shop. Unfortunately, to this day no photographic evidence exists of the Chicken bear.
The most common form of the Chickenbear is the lesser spotted species which has a chickens head and the body of a grizzly bear. There exist two other variations, the two-headed chickenbear as reported by Dennis Peters who had been drinking heavily one evening in Great Falls, Montana, his statement to the police is well known to many Chickenbear enthusiasts or Twinks. "Dude, I'm telling you, man! It was fucked up! This Goddamn Chickenbear had two heads, man! Dude! It was one scary son of a bitch! Shit! Tried to steal my keg!!!".
The chickenbear with a chickens body and a bears head was once spotted in the famous "Fort Peck Reservoir Incident". Two forest rangers reported observing a squabble of Lesser Spotted Chickenbers standing in a circle, whilst the unusual Chickenbear chanted what sounded like "Raise Henley Day us, lead us to Door". Deputy Ranger Maurice Kirby then claimed that the Chickenbears climbed into a space craft which they had managed to raise from the bottom of the reservior.
Sightings of Chickenbears are now few and far between. It is interesting to note that since the first sighting of a Chickenbear in 1789, no creature has ever been captured dead or alive, adding to their mythical status. Though some Twinks claim that Chickenbears have been captured and experimented on by the Government.
― The Chicken Bear Information Foundation, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― jess, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Bearchicken, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Trust No One, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Noone here but us. ., Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Samantha, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Kim, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― anthony, Saturday, 1 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Monday, 19 August 2002 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
― ron (ron), Tuesday, 20 August 2002 00:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 6 October 2002 16:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 December 2002 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
IS chickenbear treyf or kosher?
― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
Rooster=cock=COCKBEAR!!!!! ahahahahaha!
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
http://members.lycos.co.uk/grrraham/chickenbear.jpeg
― Graham (graham), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Graham (graham), Friday, 13 December 2002 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Herbstmute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 14:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:16 (twenty years ago) link
< /hating fun >
― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:35 (twenty years ago) link
Fun Hates YOU!
What a country!
http://escapeholidays.com/tours/photo62.jpg
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link
any why would Ally ride one into the sunset but not the other?
http://www.fffin.com/img/ffu/arvostelu/chocobo.jpg
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 15:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Official Cult of the Chickenbear (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:35 (twenty years ago) link
"This is the ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNND..."
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Friends of the Chickenbear (jel), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:06 (twenty years ago) link
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 November 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link
Why, it's the powerful zing of crack baked into a crunchy cheese cracker!
"Cracklets"(tm)! Guaranteed to have 15% more crack than the other leading snack food!
― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link
remember, with Cracklets Diet Program, "the Secret Is In The Crack!"(R)
― Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Monday, 15 March 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago) link
― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 5 August 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 August 2004 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link
:-)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 6 August 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link
The Chickenbear is more growl than fowl (ho ho ho), that is whilst it has certain bird like qualities, it is in fact a mammal. Secondly, the Chickenbear hibernates rather than migrates, and is at no risk of either catching or spreading the 'flu, we hope they will simply sleep through the whole thing. Thirdly, we here at the CBIF have started a vaccination programme for any Chickenbear that we can find, not an easy task I can assure you, given the creatures increased rarity. In fact so far we've not seen a Chickenbear this fall, we believe that may just have decided to hibernate early this year.
Regards,The CBIF
― The Chicken Bear Information Foundation (jel), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link
Google now reports 19,000 hits on "chickenbear". Signs of The End Times also increasing.
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/62500/Chicken-Bear-Dancing--62720.jpg
― Aimless, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWDmQ5BVMAAfod0.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 15 February 2018 12:27 (six years ago) link
The universe increased in awesome power
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 15 February 2018 13:35 (six years ago) link
oh my.
― Manitobiloba (Kim), Thursday, 15 February 2018 16:54 (six years ago) link
Bears in chicken
Also, pizza.
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 27 June 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link
Never forget
― Kim, Friday, 4 February 2022 02:11 (two years ago) link
I won.t
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 9 September 2022 16:45 (one year ago) link
What of icemoth
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 September 2022 17:04 (one year ago) link
MAYBE - if its invoiced
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 20 September 2022 12:17 (one year ago) link