Sea Devils And Die: GeroniMoffat's Doctor Who In The 2010s

The Doctor, Rory, River and Amy are all already dead and in purgatory this whole season.

The series will end with the Doctor and all his Nu-Who companions* looking happy in a church.

*Except the black people.

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1) WHY THE HELL DID ALL THE UNIVERSE EXPLORE

britain's obtusest yoda

EXPLODE

The Doctor, Rory, River and Amy are all already dead and in purgatory this whole season.

Trying to fit this to a LOST template and coming up with Jack, Charlie, Boibee/Walter and Clare. Patch lady = Mikhail. K9 guest appearance as Vincent. Master = MiB. Can't fit Kate in, maybe as Alternaworld Rose who gets to shag AlternaDoctor/Jack.

(If you ignore the whole afterlife story threads of the final lost season it is about 10x better than you might recall because that was a total blight on the story and a blatant CON and BETRAYAL of the contract with the audience. I still believe this.)

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This is assuming that people who don't watch Community are familiar with INSPECTOR SPACETIME yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMSyIgydYfs

hoo boy

what better way to mark the olympics than reminding ourselves of the WORST EPISODE EVAR

I was wondering if people outside London ----> England ---->over there can handle "Fear Her" better because they (us) aren't hearing on the news shows all the time about an impending Olympics event. Like if "Fear Her" had taken place in Salt Lake City in 1999 would I be as cranky as the internet?
answer: no one likes "Fear Her"

I didn't like "Fear Her", also wb

Well, that was shit.

Well, that was shit.

― 50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, October 1, 2011 6:51 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark

It also now means Silence in the Library doesn't make sense. Why would Emo Doc wonder why River told him he was really a man inside a giant robot, or more importantly why would it mean anything to him - since it not only hasn't happened yet, but never happens to HIM?

he might have told her more than one thing

ANYWAY, STILL SHIT

It also now means Silence in the Library doesn't make sense. Why would Emo Doc wonder why River told him he was really a man inside a giant robot, or more importantly why would it mean anything to him - since it not only hasn't happened yet, but never happens to HIM?

It only doesn't make sense if you're assuming the Doctor didn't tell River his name at any other point in her life.

I kind of enjoyed that even though it was basically kid-in-a-toyshop bollocks. The handwave was less annoying than the reset button I'd been expecting, but the implications of the Doctor lying low don't really make sense, when you consider that a later one will be presumably be hanging out at some point post-2011 and everyone will realise.

I think that might be it for me and Doctor Who. I'm sick of the speeches, the myth of the romantic, lonely Doctor, the Murray Gold music, the bullshit "everyone loves you and they all came to help save you". I wouldn't give any new programme this long to improve before I dropped it.

^^^ that.

i'm going to need a couple of days for some wiki page somewhere to update so I can understand this whole series, I think. Didn't help that it was split, neither.

Some cute nods (Brigadier dying, referring to Rory as the man who dies and dies again...) and some Rusty-type wankery (Simon Callow wanking on about shit on BBC Breakfast), but mostly completely fucking irritatingly just OK.

Still hate the Amy/Rory dynamic.

So, all you need in order to fool time, existence and everything is a robot? The Doctor's death is a fixed point only in so far as a mannequin of him will do for the death point.

death part, sorry.

Yeah, the BBC Breakfast bit was wank, like Rusty but with added Moffat at his most smug. Otherwise, the opening section was great, quite bonkers really. The pyramids as Area 52 was a nice touch.
I must admit I didn't see the Teselector as Doctor resolution coming. I'd dismissed the idea it would be something to do with the Gangers, and assumed it was something timey-wimey instead, while the solution was in clear view. Crafty sleight of hand from Moffat that.
I'm not sure the episode was entirely satisfying - it was a bit rushed, and Moffat was trying to do too much perhaps. But I think the way it sets up the next series, with the Doctor in the shadows is quite ingenious, and allows us to go back to more self-contained episodes, with the Doctor off on various adventures. As fun as the arc shenanigans were, I do think the strongest, most satisfying episodes of the series were the relatively self-contained episodes. Think God Complex and The Doctor's Wife were the best this season. Moffat would do well to write a stand-alone creeper of an episode, rather than try to out-clever-clogs himself with another elaborate arc.
Also, the idea of exploring the Doctor's past is interesting, picking up where McCoy's season left off.

kind of wish the episode had ended with everyone thinking the dr was dead? possibly with something involving ppl ~taking on his mantle~ or going looking for him to bring him back or really anything that wasn't so annoyingly triumphalist and handwavey.

and really anything other than that question bullshit, which was total oh my god moffat way to ruin the entire fucking forty-odd year run of this damn television show.

all downhill since press gang imho

i kind of assume the "laying low bcz believed dead" doctor is being set up for a seasonful of stand-alone creepers

there was lots of misdirection and sleight-of-hand: i liked that (i'd guessed he'd be the tesselector) (bcz i am 901 years old) -- but this should have been a two-piece i think; the silence in particular got very short-changed, and a bit too much was introduced, explained, deployed and left behind in just this one ep

the "power of love" was a very cheeky misdirect: it had little role to play in what followed, and -- i am happy to believe -- was just a massive fib from river to get the doctor into the right mood at the right moment to agree to the right thing (this doctor likes that kind of stuff even if no one else does) (if river HAD set up that beacon the entire universe would have responded just like trishyb upthread; hence she didn't and was just lying and/or deluding herself)

i liked it mostly -- he's better at moments and visual oo-stuff than arc, for sure, and i'm more interested in moments and visual oo-stuff, to be honest (because the more coherent the arcs, the less timelines there can possibly be)

in fact quite a lot of this ep -- as a friend just pointed out in a different timeline -- seemed to be subtly disassembling a lot of now-quite-unhelpful RTD-era continuity-baggage

But we aren't going to get a season of stand-alone creepers because (and I didn't mention it for fear of spoiler police) Amy & Rory are back next year, it's already been announced. So the handwave only exists for the Christmas story, then The Doctor is back in plain view. (I retain the right to concede it's not true when Moffatt says hahaha that was a lie, I paid them to say that just to cover up what I was going to do.

But Amy and Rory know the Doctor lives already. They'll keep it a secret so that their reunion doesn't mean the Doctor will be back in plain view to the entire universe. Then surely they'll join him on his undercover adventures? Having the Doctor as soe mysterious stranger coming to a planet to solve some problems sounds like what the old-school fans would want.
Moff has said the next season will be a return to more self-contained episodes hasn't he? Albeit with an underlying arc.

that was quite a big favour the teselector did then - entirely sacrificing the ship and everyone in it for the doctor. or have i missed something.

also, who cares that rory,amy,river and romo lamkin see the doctor die - or are silents there to witness it too, so are they still keeping the secret from them.

oh i give up. the whole apocalyptic alternate time stream that stopped existing and was reset - feels like i've seen that before. Oh yes, it was this time last year

AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED

big favour is right -- and not the sort of thing you'd ask for with a cheeky grin, surely?

Remember the Doctor was inside the Tesselector and said he wasn't singed when they burned the body, so presumably the crew are fine too. The Doctor may even have given them a lift home in the Tardis.

ok, sacrificing the ship maybe isn't so over the top. actually i'd have liked to see that rescue happening

(nb, i didn't really think we'd learn why the universe exploded)

The funeral pyre skeleton with the sonic at the end of the first half series would be the Tesselecta - remember it has bones, veins, anti-bodies, so when burned it'll look like a skeleton. So the sonic would be calling the Tardis in to pick them up.

character we need next series: face of bo tesselecta

OK, things not yet explained:

Why the TARDIS got blown up in the last series
Why did the Silence cause the Space Race
Why the Silence put the young Melody in the spacesuit in 1969 if they knew The Doctor didn't die until 2011
What the skeleton hand was at the end of A Good Man Goes To War
How they escaped the cliffhanger at the end of The Impossible Astronaut
What happens in the three months between the end of The Impossible Astronaut and Day of the Moon
Why, if the spacesuit is controlling to the point you can't resist it, it can't be just anybody and has to be River
Linked to the above, why Amy is abducted
Where the regeneration energy came from after what we now know was the Tesselector robot 'died'
How can the question 'Doctor Who?' be the oldest question in existence unless The Doctor is older than time and/or language and/or curiosity
If the silence that falls is the death of the Doctor, why did ""silence fall" over Venice in Vampires of Venice
What is the TARDIS in The Lodger
Who is Madam Kovarian, since by the end of the episode The Silence was a race again
What happens between A Good Man Goes To War and Let's Kill Hitler
Where the Doctor goes to in Let's Kill Hitler after being poisoned that needs the 'wedding suit'

ok, sacrificing the ship maybe isn't so over the top.

I woouldn't even worry about this. He probably just nipped into another time stream where it hadn't been destroyed and got it for them. Because that's what people do nowadays, it seems.

How can the question 'Doctor Who?' be the oldest question in existence unless The Doctor is older than time

doesn't have to be older, just has to have taken a trip back to the start of it all, at some point. btw i assume everyone guessed what the question was upthread somewhere, not just me.

two misuses of "you and i" for "you and me" in the episode rankled almost as much as the whole 'handwaving to pretend to tie up a bunch of loose ends in a masshoosive story arc that doesn't make a jot of sense' that this episode was. can we just get some self-contained throwaway saturday night science fantasy for kids plz? (oh and dial down the sentimentalism by about 50% maybe.)

just havin a stab at some of these:

Why did the Silence cause the Space Race

"they have influenced humanity into the Space Race for purposes of building a spacesuit, which must somehow be crucial to their intentions. " yeah yeah that just begs another question

What the skeleton hand was at the end of A Good Man Goes To War

i don't remember much but i definitely don't remember this

Where the regeneration energy came from after what we now know was the Tesselector robot 'died'

just a ruse to trick whoever was watching altho as it is the whole of time and space depends upon the doctor dying, the whole of time and space seems to be quite easily tricked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G47Er3hbBaw

ah well that's just the old flash gordon trick ...

"with one bound he was free" <--- answer to the world's oldest question

I think most of those things that aren't explained don't really need to be spelled out. They just happen off screen and are left to the viewers imagination. What happens in those three months? Well, they're just on the run, so make up your own adventures. I don't think there's some kind of important missing chapter that changes everything here; the time span simply adds further drama.

If the Tesselecta can shapeshift then it can surely do regeneration energy too? Likewise the skeleton hand. Don't think there's any real mystery in that.
The 'Tardis' in the Lodger was a Silent ship. DW Adventures Magazine even confirmed this! The Silence obviously have the ability to time-travel if they can set all this stuff up.

Putting River in the spacesuit when it seems to control the user is a bit clumsy, but I think we can just assume that as River had been raised to kill the Doctor, the Silents wanted her to finish the job. Gives them a good excuse for having her imprisoned, out of harm's way.

Madam Kovarian is just an agent of the Silence, one of many. No mystery there.

Obviously the Tardis explosion needs tying up, but that's presumably to come. It's all part of the Moffat Masterplan, or Cartmel mk 2...

doesn't have to be older, just has to have taken a trip back to the start of it all, at some point. btw i assume everyone guessed what the question was upthread somewhere, not just me.

My friend guessed and I thought it was wank so I'm not enjoying him being right. Anyway if the Doctor goes back to thee beginning of time he's going to have to meet another time-traveller there or there won't be anyone who knows what a doctor is to ask the question. It's a pretty old profession but one which probably required some questions to be asked before it could be invented.

the whole of time and space seems to be quite easily tricked.

This was also a bit wank but on the other hand the fixed point couldn't be very fixed if the Silence knew what would happen and rewrote it, eh?

Bits of that were fun, bits of it were rubbish; not quite sure how I rate it overall, but it felt slightly less overdone compared to previous series finales, I suppose. (Because the whole of space/time collapsing again is, oh, no big deal...)

I loved last season so much, it was perfect to me. This, on the other hand, left me feeling very annoyed.

I feel like Inspector Spacetime would have handled this much better.

"He really does die in that first scene and that really is him. He starts to regenerate and then gets shot during that regeneration cycle, so he doesn’t live forever and he’s not indestructible.”
— Steven Moffat

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^ rule #1: the Moffat lies, duh